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Offline Brock Landers

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #50 on: March 17, 2011, 08:58:02 AM »
Can anyone of the top of there head think of someone who played when they had the flu?
No? Think harder........
Maybe you've heard of Michael "Air" Jordan, he put up a measly 38 points when he had the flu.

It's like we're posting to a wall sometimes.
want to know something eerie? Jacob Pullens career high is 38 points.
Guess where Jacob is from......? Chicago........Guess where Michael "Air"Jordan played a good number of his NBA career at......? Chicago.

Coincidence......I think not.

Guess who Michael Jordan was playing when he had the flu and scored 38 points? You guessed it. UTAH!
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So what you're saying is there's a serial cheeseburger poisoner guy living in Utah??!?   Or worse, a copycat criminal??     :runaway:    :ohno:

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #51 on: March 17, 2011, 09:01:02 AM »
Why do I see myself drunk as hell at a bar in about 12 hours realizing just before tip that Jake is in street clothes?
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Re: The flu!
« Reply #52 on: March 17, 2011, 09:05:52 AM »
Why do I see myself drunk as hell at a bar in about 12 hours realizing just before tip that Jake is in street clothes?

No way he doesn't play.  He'll vomit all over the court before he sits out.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #53 on: March 17, 2011, 09:16:09 AM »
Why do I see myself drunk as hell at a bar in about 12 hours realizing just before tip that Jake is in street clothes?

No way he doesn't play.  He'll vomit all over the court before he sits out.

I can see Pullen draining a three, running over to the bench, puking in a trash can, and then stealing the ball at half court, leading to a layup and a foul.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2011, 09:21:23 AM »
Why do I see myself drunk as hell at a bar in about 12 hours realizing just before tip that Jake is in street clothes?

No way he doesn't play.  He'll vomit all over the court before he sits out.

I can see Pullen draining a three, running over to the bench, puking in a trash can, and then stealing the ball at half court, leading to a layup and a foul.

Sounds like an Ayome May sequence.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2011, 09:29:34 AM »
Well the line hasn't moved on this news.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2011, 09:31:53 AM »
puking on the opposing player: technical, intentional, flagrant, or just a regular foul?

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2011, 09:32:45 AM »
puking on the opposing player: technical, intentional, flagrant, or just a regular foul?

HC violation.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2011, 09:34:32 AM »
Why do I see myself drunk as hell at a bar in about 12 hours realizing just before tip that Jake is in street clothes?

No way he doesn't play.  He'll vomit all over the court before he sits out.

I can see Pullen draining a three, running over to the bench, puking in a trash can, and then stealing the ball at half court, leading to a layup and a foul.
Oddly, this whole thing has given me some confidence.  :ck: :bracketmouse:

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2011, 09:38:14 AM »
1) Pullen responds well to adversity...



2) We already know he's super human - Exhibit A:



Exhibit B:



Fear the Beard.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2011, 09:46:21 AM »
Epic.
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Re: Cheeseburgers!
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2011, 11:49:46 AM »
Was it In-N-Out? In-N-Out is worth losing an NCAA tournament game...

LOL at rubes from Iowa.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2011, 11:51:28 AM »
Was it In-N-Out? In-N-Out is worth losing an NCAA tournament game...

LOL at rubes from Iowa.

Hampton still has to sting. Bad.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2011, 12:34:10 PM »
What if we would have had an NIT game yesterday?
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Re: The flu!
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2011, 12:36:45 PM »
What if we would have had an NIT game yesterday?
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Would have been a home game so there wouldn't have been any  :opcat: mormons around to try and poison the bearded one to his death.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2011, 12:37:36 PM »
What if we would have had an NIT game yesterday?
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He wasn't going to play anyway

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2011, 12:39:43 PM »
What if we would have had an NIT game yesterday?
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He wouldn't have been in Arizona eating their shitty, contaminated food

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2011, 12:40:21 PM »
What if we would have had an NIT game yesterday?
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He wasn't going to play anyway

It would be like he was a prophet.
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Re: The flu!
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2011, 01:33:18 PM »
Which teammate will Pullen lean on as he struggles to make it to the bench after scoring 35 points?  My guess is Southwell.  He looks the most like the Pipp.




Mcgruds in my opinion.  Sorry, you lose.

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2011, 01:41:01 PM »
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Clearly exhausted, clearly weak, Pullen looks for Kelly posting up Tai Wesley. Pullen also looks for three-point specialist Rodney McGruder, wide open in the corner. Pullen, his arms hanging like a piece of rope, makes a weak fake to McGruder, but then quickly fires a pass to Kelly. Jardine quickly moves to double Kelly, 5 for 12 in the game, leaving Pullen open on the perimeter. Kelly quickly fires the ball back to Pullen. The clock shows 0:12. With Pane's hand right in his face, Pullen launches a shot from beyond the three-point line. The ball hits nothing but string. Wildcats win 68-65. His 22nd point of the half and his 38th of the night. "We never want to double off Jacob Pullen in that situation," Utah State coach Stew Morrill would say later.

 :bball:

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2011, 02:15:47 PM »
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Jacob Pullen participating in K-State's shootaround right now ... sounds like he's in the clear.
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Re: The flu!
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2011, 02:17:02 PM »
WHEW

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2011, 02:18:28 PM »
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Clearly exhausted, clearly weak, Pullen looks for Kelly posting up Tai Wesley. Pullen also looks for three-point specialist Rodney McGruder, wide open in the corner. Pullen, his arms hanging like a piece of rope, makes a weak fake to McGruder, but then quickly fires a pass to Kelly. Jardine quickly moves to double Kelly, 5 for 12 in the game, leaving Pullen open on the perimeter. Kelly quickly fires the ball back to Pullen. The clock shows 0:12. With Pane's hand right in his face, Pullen launches a shot from beyond the three-point line. The ball hits nothing but string. Wildcats win 68-65. His 22nd point of the half and his 38th of the night. "We never want to double off Jacob Pullen in that situation," Utah State coach Stew Morrill would say later.

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Would be wonderful, but still hoping for the score, puke, steal, score scenario.
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Re: The flu!
« Reply #73 on: March 17, 2011, 02:20:58 PM »

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Re: The flu!
« Reply #74 on: March 17, 2011, 02:22:22 PM »


mmmmmm, that's sounds good, I think I'll try that.