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Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« on: March 16, 2011, 12:24:51 PM »
Pretty entertaining read http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tournament/2011/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=6219985

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Kansas State (5)

Best Case: Team that hasn't lost to anybody but Colorado since January rejoices to see the Buffaloes left out of the bracket and begins plotting a Final Four run. Jacob Pullen makes it reality by averaging 30 points per game, making his beard the most famous this side of Fidel Castro's. Season-long underachievers Curtis Kelly and Jamar Samuels return to active, disruptive form inside. The Wildcats whip past Utah State, Belmont, Pittsburgh and Florida to reach Houston. At a key juncture against the Gators, Kansas State misses a box-out and allows a putback basket -- but coach Frank Martin endures it without committing homicide. Reassured that their coach only looks like an ax-murdering madman, as opposed to being one, K-State settles down and wins the game. Loss in national semifinals to Notre Dame doesn't hurt because Kansas was eliminated earlier.

Worst Case: After failed box-out in the first two minutes, Frank Martin's head explodes on the sideline, ruining his suit and hampering his team's ability to beat Utah State. Aggies coach Stew Morrill calls the Colorado staff to get the dope on beating the Wildcats and employs the same game plan to perfection. Under duress, K-State reverts to unintelligent offense and Pullen goes 4-for-23 from the field. Kelly and Samuels play in a fog. The Wildcats are forced to return to Manhattan, Kan., and watch Kansas win the national title.


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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2011, 12:31:16 PM »
Pretty entertaining read http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tournament/2011/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&id=6219985

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Kansas State (5)

Best Case: Team that hasn't lost to anybody but Colorado since January rejoices to see the Buffaloes left out of the bracket and begins plotting a Final Four run. Jacob Pullen makes it reality by averaging 30 points per game, making his beard the most famous this side of Fidel Castro's. Season-long underachievers Curtis Kelly and Jamar Samuels return to active, disruptive form inside. The Wildcats whip past Utah State, Belmont, Pittsburgh and Florida to reach Houston. At a key juncture against the Gators, Kansas State misses a box-out and allows a putback basket -- but coach Frank Martin endures it without committing homicide. Reassured that their coach only looks like an ax-murdering madman, as opposed to being one, K-State settles down and wins the game. Loss in national semifinals to Notre Dame doesn't hurt because Kansas was eliminated earlier.

Worst Case: After failed box-out in the first two minutes, Frank Martin's head explodes on the sideline, ruining his suit and hampering his team's ability to beat Utah State. Aggies coach Stew Morrill calls the Colorado staff to get the dope on beating the Wildcats and employs the same game plan to perfection. Under duress, K-State reverts to unintelligent offense and Pullen goes 4-for-23 from the field. Kelly and Samuels play in a fog. The Wildcats are forced to return to Manhattan, Kan., and watch Kansas win the national title. Frank Martin announces he is leaving for the University of Arkansas the next day.

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2011, 12:31:42 PM »
hate that people think we give a crap about ku.   :dubious:

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2011, 12:33:54 PM »
meh.  forde is a self admitted ku fan boy

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2011, 12:39:21 PM »
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At a key juncture against the Gators, Kansas State misses a box-out and allows a putback basket -- but coach Frank Martin endures it without committing homicide.

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2011, 12:58:13 PM »
meh.  forde is a self admitted ku fan boy

Actually thought that nailed our fanbase pretty accurately. 
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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2011, 01:14:14 PM »
yeah, as a fanbase, we couldn't be much more obsessed with ku.

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« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2011, 01:42:08 PM »
meh.  forde is a self admitted ku fan boy

ummm pretty sure he loves Mizzou, being an alum and all.

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2011, 01:46:05 PM »
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making his beard the most famous this side of Fidel Castro's


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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2011, 01:55:58 PM »
yeah, as a fanbase, we couldn't be much more obsessed with ku.

Yeah, but not in the "We want to be like you" way that squawks wish. It's more of a super hero/villian type of obsession.

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2011, 01:57:16 PM »
meh.  forde is a self admitted ku fan boy

ummm pretty sure he loves Mizzou, being an alum and all.

that's what i thought but in his last podcast with simmons he said he is huge ku fan  :dunno:

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Re: Forde's Best/Worst Case Scenarios
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2011, 02:29:13 PM »
Is it bad that the 2nd scenario sounds more realistic, even with Frank hemmorhaging grey matter out of all orifices? :dunno: