the least you could do at this point is share Frank's wine selections.
Sean Minor Four Bears Pinot Noir
Menage A Trois White Merlot/Blend
Kim Crawford Sauvignon Blanc
Interesting you should say length of duration because he was in the store for around 10 minutes at first to pick out his wines, and then he returned 3 minutes later because Anya rejected the first bottle he had bought (Beringer White Merlot).
He said, "She just told me to get a white merlot, so that's what I got."
I said, "Yea that could be a number of options."
He said, "Yep, typical. You can never win."