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Tigers Apology
« on: February 19, 2010, 10:53:06 AM »
What a douche bag.  One hell of a golfer, but a douche of a man.  You can summarize a portion of his with Mike Gundys "I'm a Man" rant.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2010, 10:56:36 AM »
why is he a d-bag


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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2010, 11:12:25 AM »
why is he a d-bag

I actually like the statement....I didn't have a problem with what he said.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2010, 11:31:19 AM »
why is he a d-bag

I actually like the statement....I didn't have a problem with what he said.

Neither did I... although it was pretty much exactly what I thought he would say.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 12:31:40 PM »
He must have had an excellent public speaking teacher at 'anford.

He made eye contact, went slow, enunciated, and remembered his audience.

Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 05:19:16 PM »
why is he a d-bag

Are you kidding me clams after we just agreed on the use of macs. You're going to do this.  Why isn't he a douche bag.  He's an all american screw up.  He had a LOT of mistresses.  He should've been faithful to his wife and family.  Enough said.  As a man he is a douche bag.  As a golfer, I have the utmost respect for him.  It is amazing to watch him play the game.

As for his apology. It was a good one, he said all the right things, but i don't agree that he should've had total control over the entire thing.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2010, 05:55:45 PM »
Tiger woods is a great man, and a better golfer.  can you imagine the balls it takes to do what he did after he did what he did?

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2010, 06:31:22 PM »
I srsly don't know why people are so  :runaway: about this. Hmm. Rich athlete cheated on wife.  :dunno: Not like he cheated on me. I don't rough ridin' care.

Now, I do have an issue with the Perkin's waitress. WTF was that about? That's pretty much the only explanation I want.
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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 06:34:10 PM »
Needs to come back to his midwestern kansas roots imo.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 06:40:36 PM »
Needs to come back to his midwestern kansas roots imo.

Great opportunity for us to offer him a huggins-esque rehab opportunity to open an Eldridge Golf Academy in Manhattan.
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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 07:15:30 PM »
should have left the wifey.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 07:18:01 PM »
should have left the wifey.

I can't believe she'd take him back. If she'd banged 11 other dudes, including three porn stars and a short-order cook at Denny's, you think he'd consider it?
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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 07:18:13 PM »
should have left the wifey.

It's all a show.  He wants to get his endorsement deals back.  He's going to have to learn how to be much more discrete with his sluts in the future.  No matter what his intentions are towards the wife and kids, he's got a lot of people around him who leech off that endorsement money and they aren't going to let him throw it all away.  

He'll be back for the US Open, if not the Masters.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 07:25:47 PM »
Needs to come back to his midwestern kansas roots imo.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 08:21:59 PM »
I srsly don't know why people are so  :runaway: about this. Hmm. Rich athlete cheated on wife.  :dunno: Not like he cheated on me. I don't fracking care.

Now, I do have an issue with the Perkin's waitress. WTF was that about? That's pretty much the only explanation I want.

This times a million.  Was much more interested in the Zebra running the highway in Atlanta today. 

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2010, 11:20:09 AM »
I srsly don't know why people are so  :runaway: about this. Hmm. Rich athlete cheated on wife.  :dunno: Not like he cheated on me. I don't fracking care.

Now, I do have an issue with the Perkin's waitress. WTF was that about? That's pretty much the only explanation I want.

x2.  I don't need him to apologize, and I don't think of him any less because of this.  What he did was dumb, but I just viewed him as a golfer anyway.

This times a million.  Was much more interested in the Zebra running the highway in Atlanta today. 

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2010, 12:17:56 PM »
I agree.. I'm over Tiger's little tiger. The story isn't fun now unless there's another car accident or somebody gets beat up.  Just want to see him back on the course ASAP. 

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2010, 12:45:10 PM »
someone said that his press conference was seen by more people than Diana's Funeral and the moon landing.  Seems obvious that there are more tv's and channels, so it was kind of a stupid statement, but man, who'd have thunk a golfer banging Perkins waitresses would be such a bid deal. 

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2010, 01:53:47 PM »
Needs to come back to his midwestern kansas roots imo.

rich vein of irony.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2010, 04:13:32 PM »
On friday we were forced to watch Tiger Woods apologize for living the american dream.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #20 on: February 20, 2010, 04:37:54 PM »
Am i the only one who would want to see a sex tape...and not just to watch the chick.

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Re: Tigers Apology
« Reply #21 on: February 20, 2010, 04:45:48 PM »
Am i the only one who would want to see a sex tape...and not just to watch the chick.

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