Author Topic: Random Awesome Things You Have Walked Into (Read 26057 times)

Rage Against the McKee · « **on:** March 11, 2011, 10:49:43 PM »

I was on vacation in Copenhagen, and one night I decided to go to Tivoli Gardens to get trashed, sing Karaoke, and ride the rides. As I was walking out of one of the bars, I noticed that thousands of people were gathering around the stage. I asked some lady what was going on. The lady looked at me like I was Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), and told me that Medina was about to come on. I had no idea who Medina was, but I turned around and there was a wall of people behind me all the way to the back of the park, so I decided to stick around and watch the show. She only sang one song in English, but the show was pretty sweet, nonetheless.

_33 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 11, 2011, 10:57:49 PM »

Once went down the hall to make copies and walked by Debbie's office where a large crowd had gathered and was laughing and talking and stuff. I asked Tim what was going on and he told me it was Debbie's birthday and we were all going to have cake. Was really good cake.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:53:59 AM »

Westminster Dog Show at Madison Square G. Walked right past the security guards and ticket takers. Afterwards I walked down onto the court with the press and started petting the Best in Show winner while all the cameras were trying to zoom in on him.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2011, 10:58:47 AM »

I saw I dude banging a chick from behind in the parking lot behind Scoreboard once.

HeinBallz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:01:51 AM »

Walked into the middle of turf-war negotiations between Renee Stevens of Spangles & Kirsti Alley. They had each brought along their posse, Renee Stevens gang consisting of mostly Rusty Eck Ford managers & used car salesman while Kirsti Alley surrounded herself with elite B-list actors with John Travolta headlining as the muscle.

It was a scary sight, Chinese throwing stars flying & scientology E-meters racing. I don't know who won, but Spangles on North Rock road is still standing. I guess you don't eff with Ford salesmen.

YOU WON THIS TIME RENEE STEVENS :ShakingFist:

Trim · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:12:39 AM »

Manute Bol.

j rake · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:14:29 AM »

"Excuse me, Tiger," I said.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2011, 11:39:25 AM »

almost met marky mark and his less famous but still kinda famous new kid block bro.....allegedly

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:03:57 PM »

Paul Rudd, David Wain, Adam Scott, Martin Starr (Bill Haverchuck), and Jonah Hill at South By Southwest. Kansas connection and me being with a hot girl got us a post-party ride in Rudd's limo up to his penthouse at the Four Seasons in Austin. Was a complete cream dream, had to act like I wasn't loving every second of it.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:08:17 PM »

Why did you not do us all a favor and shoot Jonah Hill right in his typecast dumbass face?

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2011, 12:21:46 PM »

Booze_Cat · « **Reply #11 on:** March 16, 2011, 01:21:57 AM »

accidentally walked onto an unexploded ordnance/artillery range on Ft. Benning.

KSUTOMMY · « **Reply #12 on:** March 16, 2011, 03:50:34 AM »

Saw Magic Johnson once in LA when he was still playing. I was completely speechless. Dude was my hero growing up!!!

KITNfury · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:11:34 PM »

Quote from: KSUTOMMY on March 16, 2011, 03:50:34 AM

Saw Magic Johnson once in LA when he was still playing. I was completely speechless. Dude was my hero growing up!!!

He has AIDS now.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2011, 02:57:44 PM »

Walked into my apartment while in College and my roommate was banging a chick in his room and left the door wide open. I watched for a while

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sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:19:05 PM »

Got on a plane . . . sat one row behind Johnnie Cochran.

I have many of these so just ask.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:20:19 PM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 17, 2011, 03:19:05 PM

Got on a plane . . . sat one row behind Johnnie Cochran.

I have many of these so just ask.

Were you flying first class? Was it before or after the OJ trial?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:31:02 PM »

Right after OJ, flying 1st class. St. Louis to Norfolk, VA.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2011, 03:39:17 PM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on March 17, 2011, 02:57:44 PM

Walked into my apartment while in College and my roommate was banging a chick in his room and left the door wide open. I watched for a while .

Where did he finish?

broXcore · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2011, 04:30:58 PM »

just rough ridin' walked right into mordor

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #20 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:05:55 PM »

Walked into an Ice Cream Shop in Marina Del Rey . . . there stood recently fired Chiefs Head Coach Marv Levy.

CNS · « **Reply #21 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:08:27 PM »

Ran in to Marty Shottenheimer(SP) in the parking lot of Rosana Square about two or three years before he left the Chiefs.

Ate at Copelands several years ago, and Neil Smith came over to talk to my wife and I for several minutes. We loved Copelands, and Smith owned it.

Tobias · « **Reply #22 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:33:10 PM »

Ran into Jack Hanna at the grocery store at the Grand Canyon a couple of years ago. Literally about ran into him. Did not have falconry gear with him, though.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #23 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:41:54 PM »

I didn't "Walk Into", but almost ran over Frank and the rest of his Fam in the Stroud's parking lot.

Joker · « **Reply #24 on:** March 17, 2011, 06:03:27 PM »

Quote from: WildcatNkilt on March 17, 2011, 05:41:54 PM

I didn't "Walk Into", but almost ran over Frank and the rest of his Fam in the Stroud's parking lot.

Did he give you the stare?