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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?
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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?


Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.

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Sing it PepperJax . . . nothing says "we're better" than constantly having to say it over and over and over again.

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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?


Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.

You do realize that this thread is based on a link that disproves your more money argument, no?  But maybe if you say it enough....

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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?


Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.
considering one is a liberal arts school and the other an agricultural land grant school, they really don't even compare. It's like saying the Boston Celtics are better than the Denver Broncos.
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Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.

Look. I have a good idea of the ideas and beliefs they feed you over at KU. I was there for a bit and I'm also more RCJH than most. But you can't argue with science, the facts are facts. And if basketball is the only better thing, congrats, its nothing more than something to amuse us during the offseason. I do understand why some people need to take it so seriously, and personally I don't find it too pathetic.

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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?


Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.

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KU alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect   $41,621 - $64,544 
Attorney / Lawyer   $50,942 - $118,007   
Financial Analyst      $43,930 - $53,147   
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization   $44,547 - $65,043   
Project Manager, Construction   $59,495 - $96,683


Popular Degrees     Salary Range
   
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW)   $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177


Popular Companies     Salary Range
   
University of Kansas   $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500


Popular Cities     Salary Range
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois   $48,063 - $79,544


Student Gender:

Male: 53% 
Female: 47%



K-State alumni:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $51,408 - $72,046     
Project Manager, Construction   $54,351 - $86,610   
Mechanical Engineer   $53,453 - $67,506   
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer   $59,926 - $68,752


Popular Degrees     Salary Range
   
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch)  $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510


Popular Companies     Salary Range
   
Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation   $41,494 - $67,950


Popular Cities     Salary Range
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas   $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,005 - $68,937


Student Gender:

Men:  63%
Women:  37%



In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio. 


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KU alums:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary


Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $36,895 - $85,607    
Attorney / Lawyer   $45,336 - $157,690
Financial Analyst       $39,431 - $64,111   
Assistant Professor, Postsecondary / Higher Education   $41,820 - $69,460   
Project Manager, Construction   $44,385 - $105,422


Popular Degrees:

Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $34,434 - $122,829
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177
Master of Business Administration (MBA)   $56,972 - $120,864
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $37,662 - $56,000
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $36,000 - $74,000
   

Popular Companies:

University of Kansas   $35,248 - $66,000
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $64,561 - $97,190
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,075 - $78,595
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,626 - $79,286
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,553 - $81,911
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $54,145
Chicago, Illinois   $47,056 - $77,878


Gender:

Male - 54%
Female - 46%


K-State alums:


Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $41,120 - $83,889            
Project Manager, Construction   $45,229 - $98,986   
Mechanical Engineer   $34,765 - $79,206   
Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $39,074 - $67,653   
Software Engineer   $55,472 - $78,212


Popular Degrees:   

Bachelor of Science (BS)   $44,660 - $73,056
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch.)   $43,747 - $84,274
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000


Popular Companies     
   
Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Boeing Company, The   $66,000 - $87,750


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,633
Wichita, Kansas   $44,058 - $73,773
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,173 - $76,759
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,791 - $61,292
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,251 - $68,513


Gender:

Male - 63%
Female - 37%



It's really not even that close.  KU alums make more money, get better jobs, go to a better university, hang out with a ton more women, and actually relocate outside the state of Kansas.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to plan my next trip to Costa Rica. 


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2nd-richest university in the current Big 12 vs. the poorest university in the current Big 12.  Awesome.


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Endowment
See also: List of U.S. colleges and universities by endowment

    Texas (System-wide) - $14,052 million
    Texas A&M (System-wide) - $5,738 million
    Kansas (System-wide) - $1,055 million
    TCU - $1,048 million
    Missouri (System-wide) - $975 million
    Oklahoma - $968 million
    Baylor - $872 million
    Texas Tech (System-wide) - $775 million
    Iowa State - $509 million
    Oklahoma State - $495 million
    West Virginia (System-wide) - $337 million
    Kansas State - $278 million

Figures above are as of 2010.



So, so poor.  Hopefully a couple pig farmers win the lottery in the next few years and bring the grapes out from the basement.  Someone who graduated from K-State has to get rich one of these days.


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When frank leaves in april our bball money will dry up


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Beems went to a progressive school, lives in a progressive city thats super chill, and yet absolutely hates math and science?

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Earth is 7 billion years old BMWhawk, not 7 thousand

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He's really coming at us with all Barrels, and Pepperjax is on a real tear over on Phog as well.


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K-State did alright by me getting me to my current job.  Granted, I didn't go through 60+ while there but maybe K-State girls have class (and less date rape) :dunno:

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That looks like one of those "What is my site worth" type of sites.

Wake me up when there's an actual scientifically-backed article. :zzz:

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now do notre dame!  :drool:

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Well, I'm glad you guys have something to boost your low self esteem after losing Frank Martin to South Carolina and hiring oscar Weber.


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Can you imagine if the only facet of your life that was better than your in state rival was the men's basketball team of your favorite university? Lulz, what's that like beems?


Well, first of all, KU alums make more money than K-State alums.  Second, KU is better than K-State in every aspect (with the exception of soil judging).  Better school, better campus, more money, more students, more accomplishments, more tradition, etc, etc.  K-State is nothing more than the annoying little red-headed stepchild.  You guys wear purple, and you're forced to root for oscar Weber.  Such is life.

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Those “spoon-fed, entitled” KU fans actually have a lower average household income than K-State fans ($76,657 to $75,170), and Mizzou supporters are not far behind at $73,565.


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Those “spoon-fed, entitled” KU fans actually have a lower average household income than K-State fans ($76,657 to $75,170), and Mizzou supporters are not far behind at $73,565.



Huge difference between "fans" and "alums." 


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Those “spoon-fed, entitled” KU fans actually have a lower average household income than K-State fans ($76,657 to $75,170), and Mizzou supporters are not far behind at $73,565.



Huge difference between "fans" and "alums." 


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So our fans are richer than your moron fans.  You still lose.

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KU alums:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary


Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $36,895 - $85,607    
Attorney / Lawyer   $45,336 - $157,690
Financial Analyst       $39,431 - $64,111   
Assistant Professor, Postsecondary / Higher Education   $41,820 - $69,460   
Project Manager, Construction   $44,385 - $105,422


Popular Degrees:

Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $34,434 - $122,829
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177
Master of Business Administration (MBA)   $56,972 - $120,864
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $37,662 - $56,000
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $36,000 - $74,000
   

Popular Companies:

University of Kansas   $35,248 - $66,000
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $64,561 - $97,190
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,075 - $78,595
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,626 - $79,286
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,553 - $81,911
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $54,145
Chicago, Illinois   $47,056 - $77,878


Gender:

Male - 54%
Female - 46%


K-State alums:


Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $41,120 - $83,889            
Project Manager, Construction   $45,229 - $98,986   
Mechanical Engineer   $34,765 - $79,206   
Architect (but not Landscape or Naval)   $39,074 - $67,653   
Software Engineer   $55,472 - $78,212


Popular Degrees:   

Bachelor of Science (BS)   $44,660 - $73,056
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch.)   $43,747 - $84,274
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000


Popular Companies     
   
Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Boeing Company, The   $66,000 - $87,750


Popular Cities:
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,633
Wichita, Kansas   $44,058 - $73,773
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,173 - $76,759
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,791 - $61,292
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,251 - $68,513


Gender:

Male - 63%
Female - 37%



It's really not even that close.  KU alums make more money, get better jobs, go to a better university, hang out with a ton more women, and actually relocate outside the state of Kansas.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to plan my next trip to Costa Rica. 


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Those pay scales are actually astonishingly similar. Nice work, though.

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LMAO at Making under 100k in chicago.