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[OregonSmock]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

 

[LickNeckey]

So do you or don't you date fat chicks?  I'm still confused.

[michigancat]

godammit, beems. We like having you around here and when you do stupid crap like post your girlfriend's picture it always ends in you getting pi'ed and deleting your account.

STOP DOING THIS. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS YOU DATE FAT CHICKS.

[SdK]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

I was hoping someone would say this. I don't understand it at all.

Also, is that a skirt or shorts? In addition, is she wearing tennis shoes? I can't tell.

As well, I'll admit I have my fair share of jealousy issues, but is it "normal" to lift your girlfriend up so that anyone near can see her ass in all its glory? I would never do this. Maybe Beems sees gfs as trophies to show off and I don't? 

[OregonSmock]

godammit, beems. We like having you around here and when you do stupid crap like post your girlfriend's picture it always ends in you getting pi'ed and deleting your account.

STOP DOING THIS. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS YOU DATE FAT CHICKS.

Thanks, Rusty.  I will take your advice to heart. 


 

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

I was hoping someone would say this. I don't understand it at all.

Also, is that a skirt or shorts? In addition, is she wearing tennis shoes? I can't tell.

As well, I'll admit I have my fair share of jealousy issues, but is it "normal" to lift your girlfriend up so that anyone near can see her ass in all its glory? I would never do this. Maybe Beems sees gfs as trophies to show off and I don't? 

It was the night that KU beat UNC in the Final Four and we were celebrating. 


 

[Stevesie60]

He's BMWhawk on the phog. I have no idea what drives that guy to take the daily beatings that he gets on goEMAW.

I thought of this quote from KUsports.com for some reason.

[Rams]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

[kim carnes]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

your wife is fat.

[J]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

I just feel like if you looked in some kind of fancy psychology dictionary, you would see this type of behavior under, "Insecurity". Weird stuff, OregonMidget.

[Rams]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

your wife is fat.

Whatever dude.  That's just like your opinion. 



See how that's done, Beems?

['taterblast]

the strut 'n cut K-State hoes from Wichita. 

 

[puniraptor]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

your wife is fat.

Whatever dude.  That's just like your opinion. 



See how that's done, Beems?

WHATEV 
PICS OR NO VALIDATION THOSE ARE THE TERMS

[OregonSmock]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board?  

I'm completely fascinated with this.  

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

your wife is fat.

Whatever dude.  That's just like your opinion. 



See how that's done, Beems?

WHATEV 
PICS OR NO VALIDATION THOSE ARE THE TERMS

This.  Your wife is fat until pics prove otherwise. 

[Kat Kid]

godammit, beems. We like having you around here and when you do stupid crap like post your girlfriend's picture it always ends in you getting pi'ed and deleting your account.

STOP DOING THIS. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS YOU DATE FAT CHICKS.

[sys]

godammit, beems. We like having you around here and when you do stupid crap like post your girlfriend's picture it always ends in you getting pi'ed and deleting your account.

STOP DOING THIS. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS YOU DATE FAT CHICKS.

if he didn't do stuff like this, we wouldn't like having him around.  catch 22.

[michigancat]

godammit, beems. We like having you around here and when you do stupid crap like post your girlfriend's picture it always ends in you getting pi'ed and deleting your account.

STOP DOING THIS. WHO CARES IF SOMEONE ON THE INTERNET SAYS YOU DATE FAT CHICKS.

if he didn't do stuff like this, we wouldn't like having him around.  catch 22.

he was pretty enjoyable immediately after the KU win

[GoodForAnother]

It's alright Beems, we've all done some whale-watching in our time.

[_33]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

OK, this explains the picture you pm'd me of your penis after I called you a needle dick that one time. Makes sense now.

[wes mantooth]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

OK, this explains the picture you pm'd me of your penis after I called you a needle dick that one time. Makes sense now.

lol

[Trim]

[jtksu]

Ben, you really need to grow some thicker skin if you're going to continue chasing chubbies. 

[Cire]

[J]

 

[Rams]

Beems, can you walk us through the thought process leading up to the point you decided to post a real picture of yourself holding your headless "girlfriend" (one that just shows her half-bare ass) on a K-State sports message board? 

I'm completely fascinated with this. 

jtksu has been calling this girl "fat" and "o-line sized" for the past 3-4 years or so.  She's an ex-girlfriend who I dated for close to four years while at KU.  I'm simply tired of jtksu calling her fat and pretending like I date fat chicks.  That good enough for you bro?


 

Thanks for the explanation.

Now call my wife fat and see what happens.

your wife is fat.

Whatever dude.  That's just like your opinion. 



See how that's done, Beems?

WHATEV 
PICS OR NO VALIDATION THOSE ARE THE TERMS

This.  Your wife is fat until pics prove otherwise.

See how easy this is, Beems?  I mean, how insecure do you have to be to give one single eff what a bunch of anonymous internet doods say or think about you. You just fascinate me to no end. Like a psychologists wet dream.

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