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Every time I drive down Mass Street, I keep getting the idea in my head that People of Lawrence would be a great sister website to People of Wal-Mart.  
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Don't  understand why ku folk take so much fake pride in a place that tries so hard to be Olathe Jr.  yet can't seem to displace all the farm implement dealerships and Co-Ops and people drivin in from Ottawa and McClouth to shop at that Wal-Mart.


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Was out in Manhattan this weekend for graduation.  After congratulating all my friends on their impending start dates at a variety of prestigious companies, I went out to Aggieville where I used my black card to buy drinks for everyone at the bar.  This included -- poor fellow -- an emaciated young man in a KU shirt holding a can of Beer 30.  I bought him a 750 of Sam Adams Millennium (I was trying to stay in a budget; I didn't know the man, so I asked the bartender to give him something cheap).  He took one sip, spit it out and made a face.  Said he preferred his Beer 30.  I was flabbergasted.  Here was a man who was so entrenched in his poverty that he had learned to actually prefer it.  As I slept that night on my Tempurpedic (I had the hotel bring one in for me, can't sleep on those standard mattresses anymore), I couldn't help but ponder what it would be like to be that desperately poor.  Even when I rented out Coco Bolos for brunch for myself and three of my friends the next morning, it still bothered me.  Once I got back to Westwood Hills I started to feel a little better, but I still haven't fully shaken off the experience.
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Don't  understand why ku folk take so much fake pride in a place that tries so hard to be Olathe Jr.  yet can't seem to displace all the farm implement dealerships and Co-Ops and people drivin in from Ottawa and McClouth to shop at that Wal-Mart.



Olathe is ten times richer than Lawrenctucky.  Fact

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Every time I drive down Mass Street, I keep getting the idea in my head that People of Lawrence would be a great sister website to People of Wal-Mart.  

I've always had a similar idea, but never knew how to express it so beautifully.

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Poor people are dicks, as is obvious from Ben's posts.

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Been awhile since Ben was gracing us with his presence.  I'm just glad that the Portland public librarys' internet is up and running again.

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Been awhile since Ben was gracing us with his presence.  I'm just glad that the Portland public librarys' internet is up and running again.

It's so perfectly ironic that he now lives in Portland, OR.   :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Wait, wait...is Lawrence in Kansas or Nerbaska?

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I guess Manhattan's cool if you like Riley rats, chewing tobacco, country music, belt buckles, and the smell of farm animals. 


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Ben doesn't wear belts? :horrorsurprise:

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Lawrence is the best city in Kansas, without question.  Manhattan is Junction City with a junior college. 

Every city in Johnson County save olathe, gardner and merriam absolutely clown lowrents.

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Was out in Manhattan this weekend for graduation.  After congratulating all my friends on their impending start dates at a variety of prestigious companies, I went out to Aggieville where I used my black card to buy drinks for everyone at the bar.  This included -- poor fellow -- an emaciated young man in a KU shirt holding a can of Beer 30.  I bought him a 750 of Sam Adams Millennium (I was trying to stay in a budget; I didn't know the man, so I asked the bartender to give him something cheap).  He took one sip, spit it out and made a face.  Said he preferred his Beer 30.  I was flabbergasted.  Here was a man who was so entrenched in his poverty that he had learned to actually prefer it.  As I slept that night on my Tempurpedic (I had the hotel bring one in for me, can't sleep on those standard mattresses anymore), I couldn't help but ponder what it would be like to be that desperately poor.  Even when I rented out Coco Bolos for brunch for myself and three of my friends the next morning, it still bothered me.  Once I got back to Westwood Hills I started to feel a little better, but I still haven't fully shaken off the experience.

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Here was a man who was so entrenched in his poverty that he had learned to actually prefer it.

Lol.  

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Lawrence is the best city in Kansas, without question.  Manhattan is Junction City with a junior college. 

Every city in Johnson County save olathe, gardner and merriam absolutely clown lowrents.
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I guess Manhattan's cool if you like Riley rats, chewing tobacco, country music, belt buckles, and the smell of farm animals. 


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Look at you, narrow-minded Beems, grouping an entire community of people together by generalizations.

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I guess Manhattan's cool if you like Riley rats, chewing tobacco, country music, belt buckles, and the smell of farm animals. 


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I will be in Lawrence next week.  I think I'll bring a few fistfuls of cash to distribute to the homeless there.  I'm thinking of buying a few properties so they have some place to squat.  I may even have my driver swing the ol' Bentley through Wichita to pick up a few more to help this colony grow...maybe seed a little venture I'd like to call WeeWee Window Washers, Inc.

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I guess Manhattan's cool if you like Riley rats, chewing tobacco, country music, belt buckles, and the smell of farm animals. 


 :dunno:

Look at you, narrow-minded Beems, grouping an entire community of people together by generalizations.

It's okay.  He wasn't rich enough to go to grad school like some of us.

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I guess Manhattan's cool if you like Riley rats, chewing tobacco, country music, belt buckles, and the smell of farm animals. 


 :dunno:

Look at you, narrow-minded Beems, grouping an entire community of people together by generalizations.

It's okay.  He wasn't rich enough to go to grad school like some of us.



I'm getting a masters in environmental economics at Oregon, dumbass. 

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Lawrence is the best city in Kansas, without question.  Manhattan is Junction City with a junior college. 

Every city in Johnson County save olathe, gardner and merriam absolutely clown lowrents.



Yeah, when I think of a good time, I think of Leawood/Lenexa.


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Lawrence is the best city in Kansas, without question.  Manhattan is Junction City with a junior college. 

Every city in Johnson County save olathe, gardner and merriam absolutely clown lowrents.



Yeah, when I think of a good time, I think of Leawood/Lenexa.


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You didn't specify. If I wanna get piss drunk at some shitty bar and stumble home to my house in the campus slums, then lowrents > Joco. 

But if I want to live in a nice house, in a nice part of town and be rich as eff (because I'm a Kazzu Wildcat fan, duh) then Lenexa/Leawood is just fine by me.

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Topeka is much better than any of those places.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Topeka is much better than any of those places.



Is it true that Topeka is getting a 23rd St. Brewery? 

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Are you driving the 100+ miles to Eugene or getting an online degree?  (Lol!)  What, was the University of Phoenix too expensive?