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Offline steve dave

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Prob be faster to start listing the things we aren't superior in rather than tacking on to the long list of things we are superior in.   :dunno:

I've compiled the entire list below:

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Prob be faster to start listing the things we aren't superior in rather than tacking on to the long list of things we are superior in.   :dunno:

I've compiled the entire list below:
I dunno, they are pretty good at pushing their busted ass cars out of intersections....although considering Quat fans' superior fitness level, I'm not convinced we would be better if the need ever arised (lol at that possibility).
I once blew clove smoke in a guy's face that cut in front of me in the line to KJ's.

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Prob be faster to start listing the things we aren't superior in rather than tacking on to the long list of things we are superior in.   :dunno:

I've compiled the entire list below:
I dunno, they are pretty good at pushing their busted ass cars out of intersections....although considering Quat fans' superior fitness level, I'm not convinced we would be better if the need ever arised (lol at that possibility).

I got tired of the slow commutes because of their broken down cars so I bought a helicopter.  In talks with HR about parking this afternoon.

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I imagine that there will be some studies coming out in the near future that prove KU fans are better at rotating tires, changing brakes, cleaning toilets, pouring concrete etc...

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I imagine that there will be some studies coming out in the near future that prove KU fans are better at rotating tires, changing brakes, cleaning toilets, pouring concrete etc...

That's crazy.  Their fans can't change a tire.

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This thread reminds me of our last game against them.  I overheard the bus boys a McCormick & Schmick's talking about how bad they would kill us.  I passed them in the bar as we were leaving after the game and they looked  :bawl:

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I'm going to party hard this weekend, wake up the next morning not hungover, run a few miles and lift some weights, and then count my stupid amount of money the rest of the day. Why? Because I'm a K-State fan and I can.
« Last Edit: April 13, 2011, 01:53:20 PM by Scary Smart »

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Riley County also had significantly lower rates for teen births and motor vehicle deaths. Ninety percent of residents had a high-school degree and 77 percent reported some college. Higher education rates generally coincide with better incomes and better health.

JFC, put under the microscope of science, and KSU is just the best.

I'm going to go out for a nice run, some crunches in the park than lunch at Capital Grille.  May swing by Halls for a new suit.

Let's stop by Classic Cup for some coffee after work. Nice to have a cup of joe before my 5 minute drive home to Mission Hills.

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Prob be faster to start listing the things we aren't superior in rather than tacking on to the long list of things we are superior in.   :dunno:

I've compiled the entire list below:

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Riley County also had significantly lower rates for teen births and motor vehicle deaths. Ninety percent of residents had a high-school degree and 77 percent reported some college. Higher education rates generally coincide with better incomes and better health.

JFC, put under the microscope of science, and KSU is just the best.

I'm going to go out for a nice run, some crunches in the park than lunch at Capital Grille.  May swing by Halls for a new suit.

Let's stop by Classic Cup for some coffee after work. Nice to have a cup of joe before my 5 minute drive home to Mission Hills.

Have you tried their new lobster eggs benedict?  Always swing by after my morning run around Loose.

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Riley County also had significantly lower rates for teen births and motor vehicle deaths. Ninety percent of residents had a high-school degree and 77 percent reported some college. Higher education rates generally coincide with better incomes and better health.

JFC, put under the microscope of science, and KSU is just the best.

I'm going to go out for a nice run, some crunches in the park than lunch at Capital Grille.  May swing by Halls for a new suit.

Let's stop by Classic Cup for some coffee after work. Nice to have a cup of joe before my 5 minute drive home to Mission Hills.

Have you tried their new lobster eggs benedict?  Always swing by after my morning run around Loose.

Mrs. ETP had that the other day. She said it was great. I stick with the ham frittata. Then I tip generally about 75% of the cost. Great guys and gals down there.

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Riley County also had significantly lower rates for teen births and motor vehicle deaths. Ninety percent of residents had a high-school degree and 77 percent reported some college. Higher education rates generally coincide with better incomes and better health.

JFC, put under the microscope of science, and KSU is just the best.

I'm going to go out for a nice run, some crunches in the park than lunch at Capital Grille.  May swing by Halls for a new suit.

Let's stop by Classic Cup for some coffee after work. Nice to have a cup of joe before my 5 minute drive home to Mission Hills.

Have you tried their new lobster eggs benedict?  Always swing by after my morning run around Loose.

Mrs. ETP had that the other day. She said it was great. I stick with the ham frittata. Then I tip generally about 75% of the cost. Great guys and gals down there.

I like that on weekends with some fancy champagne. 

I am not sure how much I tip.  I have a tab and just let them write in what they think is fair when banker settles it up.

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Do you guys ever get tired of watching the serving staff fist fight each other over who gets to wait on you?  Can't count how many times my server recited the specials while sporting a fresh shiner.

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Do you guys ever get tired of watching the serving staff fist fight each other over who gets to wait on you?  Can't count how many times my server recited the specials while sporting a fresh shiner.
you notice the help? New money?  :nono:

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Do you guys ever get tired of watching the serving staff fist fight each other over who gets to wait on you?  Can't count how many times my server recited the specials while sporting a fresh shiner.
you notice the help? New money?  :nono:

I prefer if they avoid eye contact.

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It's pretty hard to not notice the help when the brawl spills out of the kitchen guys.  And, despite my incredible wealth, I am a man of the people. 

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KU alumni:

http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=University_of_Kansas/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Architect   $41,621 - $64,544 
Attorney / Lawyer   $50,942 - $118,007   
Financial Analyst      $43,930 - $53,147   
Executive Director, Non-Profit Organization   $44,547 - $65,043   
Project Manager, Construction   $59,495 - $96,683


Popular Degrees     Salary Range
   
Bachelor of Arts (BA/AB)   $39,000 - $92,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Computer Science (CS)   $50,250 - $119,792
Master of Social Work (MSW)   $37,000 - $77,500
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Journalism and Mass Communication   $38,898 - $98,264
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $61,042 - $103,177


Popular Companies     Salary Range
   
University of Kansas   $34,960 - $70,750
Sprint Nextel Corporation   $63,846 - $98,121
Cerner Corporation   $45,500 - $70,000
Garmin International   $71,228 - $93,667
Burns & Mcdonnell   $62,750 - $86,500


Popular Cities     Salary Range
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $42,896 - $79,102
Overland Park, Kansas   $40,632 - $79,445
Kansas City, Kansas   $42,151 - $81,375
Lawrence, Kansas   $33,268 - $53,511
Chicago, Illinois   $48,063 - $79,544


Student Gender:

Male: 53% 
Female: 47%



K-State alumni:


http://www.payscale.com/research/US/School=Kansas_State_University_%28KSU%29/Salary

Salary Ranges by Job:

Veterinarian   $51,408 - $72,046     
Project Manager, Construction   $54,351 - $86,610   
Mechanical Engineer   $53,453 - $67,506   
Architect $49,824 - $61,424
Software Engineer   $59,926 - $68,752


Popular Degrees     Salary Range
   
Bachelor of Science (BS)   $41,500 - $71,469
Bachelor of Architecture (b.arch)  $45,138 - $77,882
Master of Science (MS)   $59,000 - $78,812
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Business Administration   $44,169 - $57,000
Bachelor of Science (BS/BSc/SB), Construction Management   $58,585 - $88,510


Popular Companies     Salary Range
   
Kansas State University (KSU)   $41,598 - $55,042
Honeywell International Inc   $70,811 - $90,000
U.S. Army   $31,444 - $60,363
Perceptive Software, Inc.   $42,000 - $63,214
Cerner Corporation   $41,494 - $67,950


Popular Cities     Salary Range
   
Kansas City, Missouri   $43,980 - $75,156
Wichita, Kansas   $43,524 - $72,953
Overland Park, Kansas   $41,070 - $76,466
Manhattan, Kansas   $35,634 - $61,107
Kansas City, Kansas   $39,005 - $68,937


Student Gender:

Men:  63%
Women:  37%



In summary, KU alums make more money, get better jobs, relocate to cities outside the state of Kansas, and have close to a 1:1 male/female ratio. 


 :love:  :love:  :love:

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The fact that the U.S. Army is the third most popular company for K-State alums is effing hilarious.  So poor. 


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we are the same school dumbass.

limestone is arrogant regarding ku because he somehow believes his law school is better than ku's.


that's why he constantly jabs at ku. and guess what, people in oregon probably think you are a hayseed because you attended a school in kansas.

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Ben was spending all day googling to come up with THAT. :lol:
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we are the same school dumbass.

limestone is arrogant regarding ku because he somehow believes his law school is better than ku's.


that's why he constantly jabs at ku. and guess what, people in oregon probably think you are a hayseed because you attended a school in kansas.


That's like saying Oregon and Oregon State are the same school.  It's just not true. 

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Not really a good comparison.  Both Oregon and OSU are nike schools.  Maybe a better comparison would be Oregon and Portland St.?  (Though I'm not entirely sure PSU would slum with the adidas people.)

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Not really a good comparison.  Both Oregon and OSU are nike schools.  Maybe a better comparison would be Oregon and Portland St.?  (Though I'm not entirely sure PSU would slum with the adidas people.)



adidas pays KU a sh*t ton more than Nike is paying K-State.  Way to dig yourself another hole.

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oregon state has an engineering school, oregon has a med school.