Author Topic: Report from Kelly's in Westport (Read 7742 times)

EllToPay · « **on:** March 09, 2011, 11:19:13 AM »

Water on the floor and a distinct stench of mold.

Also, tractors littering the streets. Absolutely nowhere to park.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:23:55 AM »

Par for the course, Kelly's is trash. I can only go there if I'm absolutely trashed.

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:25:51 AM »

IOWANS!

steve dave · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:29:23 AM »

EllToPay · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:31:02 AM »

can't even get a table. kelly's staff just wheeled in 5 kegs of natural light due to high demand.

KSUTOMMY · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:34:49 AM »

Quote from: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 11:31:02 AM

can't even get a table. kelly's staff just wheeled in 5 kegs of natural light due to high demand.

Have they warmed up the Copenhagen display?

wabash909 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:37:48 AM »

My God, sounds disgusting.

Buddy just texted me a pic of a drunk Iowan trying to feed one of those mounted police horses a carrot.

steve dave · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:39:05 AM »

WTF is this crap? Just saw, like, 40 trucks with this written on the side heading downtown

wabash909 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:42:41 AM »

Thermal Carharrts???? It's 50 degrees out, guys.

Havs · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:58:08 AM »

Wishing I was there

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:17:26 PM »

Iowan's: Supporting watered down piss for over 2 decades.

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2011, 12:31:35 PM »

As long as the sweet taste of Boulevard isn't touching their undeserving palates, I'm happy.

But seriously, GTFOO my city you disgusting human beings.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:35:15 PM »

I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed. Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home? Confirm?

EllToPay · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:46:47 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 09, 2011, 01:35:15 PM

I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed. Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home? Confirm?

Can confirm.

Iowa hayseeds are just spitting their tobacco juice wherever they please.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:51:14 PM »

Buddy just texted and said they've set up a FEMA booth outside.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #15 on:** March 09, 2011, 01:52:10 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on March 09, 2011, 01:46:47 PM

Quote from: Limestone on March 09, 2011, 01:35:15 PM
I'm hearing the ISU fans intentionally plugged up the crappers and flushed. Creating standing crap water and making them feel at home? Confirm?

Can confirm.

Iowa hayseeds are just spitting their tobacco juice wherever they please.

Those are the big city "intellectual" Iowans. The hayseed hickish ones just swallow the stuff

EllToPay · « **Reply #16 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:57:29 PM »

they left westport in ruins.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #17 on:** March 09, 2011, 02:58:35 PM »

all you need to know about iowa is "black velvet" is the most sold liquor in the entire state. what is "black velvet" you ask? exactly.

Pete · « **Reply #18 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:01:52 PM »

I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:09:16 PM »

Quote from: Pete on March 09, 2011, 03:01:52 PM

I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later.

I hope all the good ones stay.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #20 on:** March 09, 2011, 03:12:20 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on March 09, 2011, 03:09:16 PM

Quote from: Pete on March 09, 2011, 03:01:52 PM
I am heading down to the P&L tomorrow with LSOC....will be taking photos of Iowans and will post later.

I hope all the good ones stay.

Last time they broke the bull at Big Sky.

wabash909 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 09, 2011, 05:10:14 PM »

Corn filled stool water cascading down Westport Road/43rd Street as we speak.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #22 on:** March 09, 2011, 05:41:57 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on March 09, 2011, 05:10:14 PM

Corn filled stool water cascading down Westport Road/43rd Street as we speak.

A veritable CORNUcopia of things in that water.

wabash909 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 09, 2011, 05:56:51 PM »

Iowan Basketball Team, Fans Stink Up the Joint

*Major Newspaper Headline

CloneBroChill · « **Reply #24 on:** March 09, 2011, 11:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Rick Daris on March 09, 2011, 02:58:35 PM

all you need to know about iowa is "black velvet" is the most sold liquor in the entire state. what is "black velvet" you ask? exactly.

We're natty people....Larry Eustachy knows whats up....