I hate the Kansas Turnpike. Something always goes wrong on there. Last time I got a speeding ticket, the time before I was stuck in construction, and the time before that I had the worst hangover of my life coupled with more more roadwork and completely Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) drives. Then on top of that the toll taker is always a complete bitch, especially at the East entrance/exit. Get rid of your toll road and let me get to where I want to go!!