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Re: Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2011, 12:26:48 PM »
Doesn't being black and American pretty.much guarantee you a spot on a foreign team?

As long as you're not a 5-8, 350 pound mound of fuckin doughnuts

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #51 on: June 09, 2011, 01:02:43 PM »
i heard that when it was time to jump ball,  the ref tried to throw sharon up  by mistake


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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #52 on: June 09, 2011, 01:21:28 PM »
I heard his teammates down there called him "El Chupatorta"
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"How will I recruit to Manhattan? Well, distance. And the proud state of basketball. It start there, and then daily flights to Dallas, because I'm really good at going out. Like top five good. Ask my wife. She wants me to be happy."

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #53 on: June 09, 2011, 01:34:31 PM »
I heard he thought "basketball" meant "eating competition"


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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #54 on: June 09, 2011, 01:41:25 PM »
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #55 on: June 09, 2011, 02:28:31 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #56 on: June 09, 2011, 02:32:46 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #57 on: June 09, 2011, 02:47:16 PM »
Rumblings Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi shitting their pants about July 4th now  :ohno:

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #58 on: June 09, 2011, 02:55:41 PM »
holy crap.  those tweets!  THOSE TWEETS!  :lol:

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #59 on: June 09, 2011, 03:00:17 PM »
KU fans saying he hooked up with another PR team. Also have advice for him:

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Soo sad.

Here's a kid that WOULD be on an NBA team, making hundreds of thousands of dollars IF he could keep himself in tremendous shape.

Apparently basketball isn't that important to him now, which is fine, if his head is on straight.

IMO: Sherron, if you want to play pro basketball at any level, move back to Larry, get those bad influences out of your life, work and hang out with the team, past players and coaches and get yourself back on track and in shape.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2011, 03:28:52 PM »
He must be one heck of a player if he could be making hundreds of thousands of dollars in the NBA.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2011, 04:13:18 PM »
Rumblings Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi crapting their pants about July 4th now  :ohno:

Collins could beat them IF he made the flight to be there.  If they're scared, they don't know him that well.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2011, 04:21:43 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2011, 06:00:17 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:


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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2011, 06:44:52 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:


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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #65 on: June 10, 2011, 07:31:44 AM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #66 on: June 10, 2011, 08:06:11 AM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times

for some reason, it was funnier when it was mispelled, like that's how Sharon was trying to order it in the restaurant.

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"Yo quiero muchos quesedilas porfavor"

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lol don't forget the "papas fritas" omg lol nom nom
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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #67 on: June 10, 2011, 01:48:33 PM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

So, the winningest player at ku doesn't play in the NBA and was cut from a PR team in one day?     :lol:

Maybe he went down there expecting Quesedillas.
it wasn't funny the first time someone used it in this thread either.  :flush:

it was funny both times

for some reason, it was funnier when it was mispelled, like that's how Sharon was trying to order it in the restaurant.

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"Yo quiero muchos quesedilas porfavor"

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lol don't forget the "papas fritas" omg lol nom nom

Oh my. I am laughing out loud in a most boisterous fashion.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #68 on: June 10, 2011, 02:42:43 PM »
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #69 on: June 10, 2011, 02:46:21 PM »
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.

wut

have you seen him lately?

p.s...i offered him a new job via twitter.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2011, 02:47:51 PM »
Literally the second sheron quits basketball he will turn obese, it should be funny.

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #71 on: June 11, 2011, 09:35:28 AM »
http://www.latinbasket.com/Puerto-Rico/basketball.asp?NewsID=228403

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Quebradillas decided to part ways with Sherron Collins (180-G-87, college: Kansas) just one day after his arrival. According to some sources, the former NBA player was not in shape and that was the reason why Quebradillas decided not to keep him.

JFC...pretty sure every person on this board could have predicted this. What a waste of space, Pullen so much better....

Sherron will be working security for some suburban Chicago bank soon enough...

Idiot...

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #72 on: June 11, 2011, 10:29:08 AM »
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #73 on: June 11, 2011, 03:08:05 PM »
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

I believe the only ku degree he's held is the Degree antiperspirant he got from the equip mgr

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Re: AIN'T NO FLIGHTS!
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2011, 02:54:39 AM »
Does sherron hold a degree from ku?

I believe the only ku degree he's held is the Degree antiperspirant he got from the equip mgr