i think i'd have remembered this if it had already been linked here

[MadCat]

Strangest part of that article?
"Marty"

I'm pretty sure that guy just sign his own death certificate.  Not for recounting the story, for calling him "Marty"...   

In Boston, it would be Mawty (more like EMAWty  ).

[MakeItRain]

Where the hell did they find strip clubs in the Boston area?  Certainly they didn't go to Providence or Springfield to see strippers.

This is what I was thinking.  not just 1 strip club, but 6???

http://www.cabaretlounge.com/
http://www.thegoldenbanana.com/
http://www.centerfoldsboston.com/
http://www.glassslipperboston.com/
http://www.clubalexs.com/
http://www.thefoxylady.net/

and if you don't mind a drive up the North Shore

http://www.kittensgentlemensclub.com/
http://www.tensshowclub.net/

Wow!  Generally you judge a cities strip club selection based on how often you hear ads on sports talk stations.  I never heard any of these places advertised, I guess eei, wouldn't take their money.  I guess I have a few places to go for the bachelor party I'll be apart of this summer.