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Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« on: March 03, 2011, 10:05:21 PM »
I think I may be coming down with a cold.   :surprised:  What is the best cold remedy?


Follow-up question: if my cold persists or even gets worse, would you still consider meeting up and getting pak'd with SkinBen and then going to watch the ksu cats in the Big 12 tourney if we make it past our first game?
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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2011, 07:32:14 AM »
zycam is actually awesome (70% chance it's placebo effect (affect?) was just really strong though)

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2011, 09:17:24 AM »
Go buy a pack of Marlboro reds and a case of beer.  Finish it all in 4 hours.  Your cold will be gone.
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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2011, 09:32:14 AM »
But will I still be alive to 'Pak with Dr. Spaceman at the Phillips???   :horrorsurprise:
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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2011, 09:42:22 AM »
Gatorade and popsicles

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »
5 shots of Whiskey, the cheaper the better.  You must take them all within 10 minutes.  Problem solved, this also works for most bacterial infections.

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2011, 04:21:26 PM »
DO ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE THE HANDLE DR. SPACEMAN??  REGARDING THIS "ADVICE," SKINBEN SEZ THANKS BUT NO THANKS!!!
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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2011, 04:25:13 PM »
I think I may be coming down with a cold.   :surprised:  What is the best cold remedy?


Follow-up question: if my cold persists or even gets worse, would you still consider meeting up and getting pak'd with SkinBen and then going to watch the ksu cats in the Big 12 tourney if we make it past our first game?
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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2011, 09:26:01 PM »
Dr. Spaceman and I met while playing offensive line on the 4th grade MPRD flag football team brah.  Go Cardinals!   :driving:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2011, 10:12:56 AM »
Just saw your post, bro. Sorry for the delay.  What symptoms are you having?

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2011, 10:41:12 AM »
i'm not sure that dr spaceman is really a dr. best to hold off and ask fedor's wife in a couple of years.

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2011, 10:45:52 AM »
Definitely not a Dr. (yet) but I hope to be in about 3 years.    :nerd:

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2011, 10:45:56 AM »
Just saw your post, bro. Sorry for the delay.  What symptoms are you having?


Take note Daris.  ^This is stuff a real doctor asks.  

I don't know, ....cold symptoms?  Probably got it from all this MINNESOTA WEATHER!!!!!    :eek:

Also, ask McNugget for the DVDs I mailed.  You have two coming your way next time you go over to his crib.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 10:47:30 AM by SkinnyBenny »
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2011, 10:54:15 AM »
Ok, let's just assume you do have the garden variety common cold then.  It should run it's course within 2 weeks regardless of what you do.  Treatment is basically just for alleviating whatever symptoms you are having.  If you are having nasal congestion, take a decongestant (pseudoephedrine for example).  If you have a cough, take a cough suppressant (dextromethorphan or guaifenesin).  If you have aches/sore throat or mild fever, take some tylenol.  Pretty simple.  Just make sure you try to rest up and stay hydrated as well.  :party:
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 10:56:48 AM by Dr.Spaceman »

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2011, 11:30:08 AM »
By stay hydrated do you mean get pak'd at the phillips?   :bracketmouse:
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Paging Dr. Spaceman--Need medical advice
« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2011, 11:43:32 AM »
Fuk ya, brah!   :alleyoop: