Author Topic: BYU Suspension (Read 14082 times)

ben_dover919 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 03, 2011, 12:13:52 AM »

his girlfriend was apparently preggers!!

skycat · « **Reply #51 on:** March 03, 2011, 01:56:26 AM »

This is fantastic. Hopefully next year BYU will suck, irrelevant and forgotten. Sort of like Baylor this year. Hate those schools and their religious indoctrination.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #52 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:14:39 AM »

At this point in time I would really mind a 7 seed if it meant we played them. Want to play.

EMAWzified · « **Reply #53 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:16:17 AM »

Probably said something like "Well I as on her a lot."

dmartin · « **Reply #54 on:** March 03, 2011, 09:26:47 AM »

So BYU kicks the kid out for getting down, yet Baylor hands out one game suspensions for breaking your girlfriends jaw?

Those baptists are laid back people.

MakeItRain · « **Reply #55 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:02:43 AM »

Quote from: pike on March 02, 2011, 11:25:55 PM

Quote from: sys on March 02, 2011, 11:22:48 PM
there's nothing funnier than when followers of other religious schools of thought lol @ lds beliefs. or in pike's case, when followers of other lunatic conspiracy theories lol @ ldsers.

It's a South Park episode, you square.

He's a square because he's an adult that doesn't watch cartoons?

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #56 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:04:08 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on March 03, 2011, 10:02:43 AM

Quote from: pike on March 02, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Quote from: sys on March 02, 2011, 11:22:48 PM
there's nothing funnier than when followers of other religious schools of thought lol @ lds beliefs. or in pike's case, when followers of other lunatic conspiracy theories lol @ ldsers.

It's a South Park episode, you square.

He's a square because he's an adult that doesn't watch cartoons?

Did you see the episode where they said crap? They must have said crap a few hundred times. For very mature audience only.

pike · « **Reply #57 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:09:27 AM »

Quote from: MakeItRain on March 03, 2011, 10:02:43 AM

Quote from: pike on March 02, 2011, 11:25:55 PM
Quote from: sys on March 02, 2011, 11:22:48 PM
there's nothing funnier than when followers of other religious schools of thought lol @ lds beliefs. or in pike's case, when followers of other lunatic conspiracy theories lol @ ldsers.

It's a South Park episode, you square.

He's a square because he's an adult that doesn't watch cartoons?

AbeFroman · « **Reply #58 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:35:13 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on March 02, 2011, 11:39:31 PM

I don't know. The kid signed up to play at BYU and then (like an idiot) admitted to breaking their "honor code." Seems like he had it coming.

No one is blaming BYU or the kid for getting kicked off. They are a private university and can make any crazy rule they want. But I'm still going to

my ass off at them for it though.

SdK · « **Reply #59 on:** March 03, 2011, 10:36:53 AM »

Quote from: dmartin on March 03, 2011, 09:26:47 AM

So BYU kicks the kid out for getting down, yet Baylor hands out one game suspensions for breaking your girlfriends jaw?

Those baptists are laid back people.

So basically:

Baptists - laid back people
Mormoms - hate laid black people

'taterblast · « **Reply #60 on:** March 03, 2011, 11:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on March 03, 2011, 10:36:53 AM

Quote from: dmartin on March 03, 2011, 09:26:47 AM
So BYU kicks the kid out for getting down, yet Baylor hands out one game suspensions for breaking your girlfriends jaw?

Those baptists are laid back people.

So basically:

Baptists - laid back people
Mormoms - hate laid black people

:applaud:

kso_FAN · « **Reply #61 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:48:12 PM »

ednksu · « **Reply #62 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Sundance_Kid on March 03, 2011, 10:36:53 AM

Quote from: dmartin on March 03, 2011, 09:26:47 AM
So BYU kicks the kid out for getting down, yet Baylor hands out one game suspensions for breaking your girlfriends jaw?

Those baptists are laid back people.

So basically:

Baptists - laid back people
Mormoms - hate laid black people

obviously never been around baptist people

doom · « **Reply #63 on:** March 03, 2011, 04:59:24 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on March 03, 2011, 04:48:12 PM

It's like he's begging to be here.

theswo · « **Reply #64 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:24:20 PM »

Quote from: pike on March 02, 2011, 11:11:19 PM

dumb dumb dumb dumb DUMB

Watched this episode last night after I saw that they got destroyed

CNS · « **Reply #65 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:25:58 PM »

Quote from: theswo on March 03, 2011, 05:24:20 PM

Quote from: pike on March 02, 2011, 11:11:19 PM

dumb dumb dumb dumb DUMB
Watched this episode last night after I saw that they got destroyed

The rock on the right is the one that will tell them that the rule about pre-marital sex has been revised and is now ok to people that can jump high.

EMAWgeddon · « **Reply #66 on:** March 03, 2011, 05:43:24 PM »

Kstate used to have a Mormon basketball player.

One summer I was bored and I told this Mormon guy he could come over and tell me about the church. So he says that he can't come in my apartment by himself, so we had to set up an appt.

Then the Mormon guy brings back this giant Kstate basketball player with him to recruit me into the church.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #67 on:** March 03, 2011, 06:53:35 PM »

http://deadspin.com/#!5775738

'taterblast · « **Reply #68 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:03:21 PM »

while in NYC for the pinstripe bowl, i started a conversation with this 40 or so woman in a bar on times square. after explaining to her that i was from k-state, she explained to me that she dated a guy that went to k-state a few years ago. she was from st. louis.

she said he was mormon and great in bed. so, yeah. those mormons.

SdK · « **Reply #69 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:07:47 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe on March 03, 2011, 06:53:35 PM

http://deadspin.com/#!5775738

Very interesting. Good find.

steve dave · « **Reply #70 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:24:04 PM »

has sex with

Tobias · « **Reply #71 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:30:32 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on March 03, 2011, 07:24:04 PM

has sex with

Looks like he already is? That's how babies and AIDS and babies with AIDS are made, right?

the KHAN! · « **Reply #72 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:36:57 PM »

FALSE IDOL!

SdK · « **Reply #73 on:** March 03, 2011, 07:38:01 PM »

I'm betting big dollars on Davies' girlfriend being white and that's why he was kicked off the team...

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #74 on:** March 04, 2011, 08:19:18 AM »

Quote from: emawblast on March 03, 2011, 07:03:21 PM

while in NYC for the pinstripe bowl, i started a conversation with this 40 or so woman in a bar on times square. after explaining to her that i was from k-state, she explained to me that she dated a guy that went to k-state a few years ago. she was from st. louis.

she said he was mormon and great in bed. so, yeah. those mormons.

They call those Jack Mormons.