Author Topic: It's getting tiresome always being the the enforcer . . . (Read 8774 times)

sonofdaxjones · « **on:** February 28, 2011, 10:34:01 PM »

in the conference for Coach Seff and the squawks of Alan's Fieldhouse and Dick Rub Emporium.

As always they piss down their leg, and then big brother has to come along, dust them off, go kick the dogshit out of a couple of people and make low self esteem little brother feel all better about himself.

You're welcome.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:04:00 PM »

Big Bro gets into fights, drinks, smokes a little J, bangs all the hot bad girls, manly, adorable but not cute . . . always there to get crap straightened out for handsome, slightly more athletic, parents favorite, less worldly little bro and his virgin girlfriend.

0.42 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:05:54 PM »

OMG how are there no replies to this

Skipper44 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:06:54 PM »

Quote from: 42 on February 28, 2011, 11:05:54 PM

OMG how are there no replies to this

was hoping Dax would keep replying to himself, they keep getting better

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:13:03 PM »

Dad's always got 2 or 3 crisp $20's on the old money clip for little bro and cute girlfriend . . . Big bro doesn't need any of dad's walkin around money. Lil bro takes off in dad's hand me down 4 year old G35, big bro just takes dad's old weekend pickup and rolls with it. When the mean kids from across town are pickin on little bro and his cheerleader girlfriend at the movie theatre guess whose there running interference and shuttin it down?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:14:22 PM »

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:18:04 PM »

Little bro got fouled hard a few times during the game on Friday night. His team lost in the end. Big bro assured him things would be ok and he'd make it up to him, he didn't know how yet, but he'd make it up to him. Little bro cries himself to sleep. Late Saturday night big bro is out gettin pak'd with his buddies, the guys who cheap shotted little bro in his game start talkin' crap at the party. Big bro calmly walks out to his car, grabs his baseball bat, comes back in, and fucks those bitches up.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:24:50 PM »

Big Bro is off at Big State U. Payin his own way, tending bar, bouncing, frontin for bookies at 20% of the take . . . lil bro calls from the jail in prep school town, scared, alone . . . DUI. Whose showing up with the bail money and the digits to the right lawyers to take care of things quietly . . .

Lynchmobrules · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:26:30 PM »

Dax is killin it. This is amazing.

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:35:19 PM »

Lil bro is bummed . . . mom and dad are on a corporate ski trip and won't make the friday night basketball game. Who pulls a double shift on Thursday, hammers the 8am class Friday and drives 4 hours to make tip off with a look of confidence and a subtle fist pump from the stands as lil bro runs out for warm ups . . .

Benja · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2011, 11:46:26 PM »

Great motherfucking thread.

Johnny Thunderbone · « **Reply #11 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:04:51 AM »

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #12 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:07:50 AM »

Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits. Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:11:08 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 01, 2011, 12:07:50 AM

Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits. Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.

POT mother rough ridin' Y

0.42 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:11:56 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 01, 2011, 12:07:50 AM

Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits. Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.

oh my

pike · « **Reply #15 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:13:30 AM »

Dax needs a sig change, i believe

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #16 on:** March 01, 2011, 12:15:27 AM »

Quote from: sonofdaxjones on March 01, 2011, 12:07:50 AM

Condom broke after the So 80's dance, she's late, lil bro's scared, pretty sure his life is over, he thinks about the Palin 2012 sticker on the bumper of his mom's SL she got for Christmas . . . life as he knew it is OVER, no basketball scholarship, back home to the local college, middle management at dad's company, a townhouse in a new development, a mundane life awaits. Then a smile creeps across his face . . . resolution is just a hard push of speed Dial #1 away.

OMG!