Author Topic: Charlie Sheen (Read 12040 times)

ew2x4 · « **on:** February 28, 2011, 12:16:16 PM »

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-live-interview-tmz-two-and-a-half-men/

This guy is amazing. In another interview, he quoted Allen Iverson and called himself a warlock.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #1 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:25:12 PM »

I heard the one on the Alex Jones' show. He has redefined how "drugged out rants" should be done. My favorite quote from the ones I've read:

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:26:41 PM »

Love this guy

chum1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:29:51 PM »

total jackass. love the trainwreck. would be amused if he died.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:30:24 PM »

charlie sheen would really "gel" with us at goEMAW.com

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:33:43 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on February 28, 2011, 12:25:12 PM

I heard the one on the Alex Jones' show. He has redefined how "drugged out rants" should be done. My favorite quote from the ones I've read:

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

This is fantastic. Sounds completely made up, but fantastic.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #6 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:34:20 PM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 28, 2011, 12:33:43 PM

Quote from: AbeFroman on February 28, 2011, 12:25:12 PM
I heard the one on the Alex Jones' show. He has redefined how "drugged out rants" should be done. My favorite quote from the ones I've read:

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

This is fantastic. Sounds completely made up, but fantastic.

he said it on Good Morning America this morning.

chum1 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:36:00 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on February 28, 2011, 12:30:24 PM

charlie sheen would really "gel" with us at goEMAW.com

if you believe that, i guess you could talk about how delusional you both are.

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:38:58 PM »

Quote from: OK_Cat on February 28, 2011, 12:34:20 PM

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 28, 2011, 12:33:43 PM
Quote from: AbeFroman on February 28, 2011, 12:25:12 PM
I heard the one on the Alex Jones' show. He has redefined how "drugged out rants" should be done. My favorite quote from the ones I've read:

“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

This is fantastic. Sounds completely made up, but fantastic.

he said it on Good Morning America this morning.

This guy obviously needs his own reality TV show so that we can all watch him burn out like the bright star he is. Basically should make the reality show exactly like Two and a Half Men. Move in Emilo Esteves(SP?), a different hooker every night, unlimited booze/drugs, and see what happens. Would be great, and I don't watch reality TV. Hate the real show, would love the new one.

steve dave · « **Reply #9 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:41:50 PM »

Remember when he nailed Ferris Bueler's ugly sister? wow

CNS · « **Reply #10 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:43:51 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 28, 2011, 12:41:50 PM

Remember when he nailed Ferris Bueler's ugly sister? wow

That was really him...no acting.

Cire · « **Reply #11 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:44:18 PM »

batshit crazy

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Cire on February 28, 2011, 12:44:18 PM

batshit crazy

ew2x4 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:52:06 PM »

He has "goddesses" around his house. He can't discuss how he met them. Awesome. So jealous.

8manpick · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:53:00 PM »

I'm convinced that he has a better time than anyone else even if he is completely out of his mind.

CHONGS · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:58:12 PM »

Male Lindsay Lohan.

steve dave · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2011, 12:59:54 PM »

Unfortunately, I'm pretty certain this is an act to get a reality show

AppleJack · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:00:59 PM »

I think he has a lot of interesting ideas. I'd vote for him.

the KHAN! · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:01:17 PM »

My favorite Charlie Sheenism:

"I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips. And I'm ... you know ... most of the time. And this includes naps! You know, I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And I will deploy my ordinance to the ground."

This guy is Golden.

CNS · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:03:53 PM »

At very least, he needs his own radio show or to write a book or something.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:51:31 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on February 28, 2011, 12:58:12 PM

Male Lindsay Lohan.

ew2x4 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2011, 01:52:32 PM »

If he did podcasts, he could not be beat. I would listen to it 24/7.

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2011, 05:27:53 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 28, 2011, 12:59:54 PM

Unfortunately, I'm pretty certain this is an act to get a reality show

Don't do it Charlie.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2011, 05:38:54 PM »

Quote from: ew2x4 on February 28, 2011, 12:16:16 PM

http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/28/charlie-sheen-live-interview-tmz-two-and-a-half-men/

This guy is amazing. In another interview, he quoted Allen Iverson and called himself a warlock.

This guy is on the highway to Crazytown, and he just passed Mel Gibson like he was standing still.

Pett · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2011, 06:05:53 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on February 28, 2011, 12:41:50 PM

Remember when he nailed Ferris Bueler's ugly sister? wow

I thought he just rounded first base in the police station?