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« on: February 26, 2011, 08:36:18 PM »
about this win? i mean seriously. everybody knew we were going to soundly beat this team today and we did. duh. on to this ass raping orgy of a eff fest that is going to be this god damn texas longhorn beatdown of a fuckfest ass beating orgy fuckfest on monday when we forcefully eff them in their eyeholes and nose holes and ear canals and rip their legs off and shove them up their asses and down their throats and up their remaining leg parts. we are going to dominate their bodies and then eat them and then crap them and put that crap in our mouths and then spit it out and kick the eff out of it and it's going to go so far that we can't see it. don't worry...we'll get in cars and then run over it. repeatedly. repeatedly. repeatedly. i would not like to be them as we dominate their minds bodies and souls and have our way with their heads in ways that cannot even be imagined in the year 2011. i feel bad for them and their fans and their coaches as we endlessly eff their limpless bodies on the court and in the locker room and outside of their arena where they store all those ridiculous statues that all look alike and were paper machete made by some yokel texan. guess what? what? we are going to eff those things to. oh my goodness, we are going to. eff you texas. look out. oh my.


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Re: wgaf
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2011, 08:37:26 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2011, 08:46:14 PM »
my sister lives in georgetown (texas, not the other). anyway, i just called the police on her husband and said that i was a neighbor and that i could him beating her and that i was scared for the kids. let the games begin. assholes.  :party:
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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2011, 08:48:47 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2011, 08:49:57 PM »
returnofthecrankylonghorn better not show is 2 game losing streak ass here.  HE JUST BETTER NOT!
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2011, 08:50:34 PM »
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times a thousand. except that the little dude has an explosive type of device in his hand and he is throwing it into crowds of texans.

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2011, 08:50:41 PM »
My in-laws family was from Georgetown. Both the wife's parents went to the college there. Southwestern or something like that. Couldn't stand hick Texas and moved to Kansas.

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2011, 08:52:25 PM »
just called the barnes household and told mrs. barnes that her husband has been cheating on her.

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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2011, 08:55:13 PM »
Rumblings that 42 will perform personalized chokeout sessions to any and all persons seen wearing burnt orange in the Manhattan, KS metro area on Monday.

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2011, 08:58:57 PM »
Last time I was in Texas I pissed on the Alamo.  I'd do it again if I ever planned on stepping foot in that fat hick state again. 

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2011, 09:10:47 PM »
We mess with Texas all the effing time. We're not John Kennedy here.

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2011, 09:11:16 PM »
basically here is the deal fellas. nobody gives a crap about missourrii or however you spell it. their coach is a joke and coaches a joke ass system and they all sit around and joke about it. they are the little d3 school next door with a system. that system just isn't quite good enough to hang with the big boys though. so what. no big deal. most cant. wgaf? not me.

texas on the other hand deserves to be kicked in the face repeatedly. the problem? glad you asked. most schools aren't willing to do it. why? i don't rough ridin' know. i just don't. listen here though. they are fools and they know that we know. they know that we will call them out on it and they know that we will eff their heads and eyeballs and nose sockets and cheekbones and tmjs. they know that we will dominate them in every physically way possible and torture them verbally until the are ready to just kill themselves. but we won't let them because we want it to happen again next year and the year after and after, so we let them live. just barely and them kick them in the head and spit on their faces and necks and hair and pinnas on the way out of the door. and then open that door again and piss on them and crap on them and rub that crap in their corneas and eacs and shoulderblades.

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Re: wgaf
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2011, 09:18:21 PM »
Rumblings that 42 will perform personalized chokeout sessions to any and all persons seen wearing burnt orange in the Manhattan, KS metro area on Monday.

Taking over StevenDave's job?

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2011, 09:38:44 PM »
I'll have a double of whatever RD is drinking.

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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2011, 10:23:48 PM »
Rumblings that 42 will perform personalized chokeout sessions to any and all persons seen wearing burnt orange in the Manhattan, KS metro area on Monday.

Taking over StevenDave's job?

I only provide this service for Texas fans. I leave everything else up to SD and Trim.

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« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2011, 08:21:15 AM »
RD is like a poet that can read right through my soul

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« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2011, 08:25:31 AM »
about this win? i mean seriously. everybody knew we were going to soundly beat this team today and we did. duh. on to this ass raping orgy of a eff fest that is going to be this god damn texas longhorn beatdown of a efffest ass beating orgy efffest on monday when we forcefully eff them in their eyeholes and nose holes and ear canals and rip their legs off and shove them up their asses and down their throats and up their remaining leg parts. we are going to dominate their bodies and then eat them and then crap them and put that crap in our mouths and then spit it out and kick the eff out of it and it's going to go so far that we can't see it. don't worry...we'll get in cars and then run over it. repeatedly. repeatedly. repeatedly. i would not like to be them as we dominate their minds bodies and souls and have our way with their heads in ways that cannot even be imagined in the year 2011. i feel bad for them and their fans and their coaches as we endlessly eff their limpless bodies on the court and in the locker room and outside of their arena where they store all those ridiculous statues that all look alike and were paper machete made by some yokel texan. guess what? what? we are going to eff those things to. oh my goodness, we are going to. eff you texas. look out. oh my.

This is the part that lost me.  I was all about ripping off legs and effing people's eyeholes, but I will not eat crap! 

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« Reply #17 on: February 27, 2011, 10:37:02 AM »
You rang?

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« Reply #19 on: February 27, 2011, 11:04:36 AM »
Had scurvy for a while, but not pinkeye.

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« Reply #20 on: February 27, 2011, 11:56:54 AM »
about this win? i mean seriously. everybody knew we were going to soundly beat this team today and we did. duh. on to this ass raping orgy of a eff fest that is going to be this god damn texas longhorn beatdown of a fuckfest ass beating orgy fuckfest on monday when we forcefully eff them in their eyeholes and nose holes and ear canals and rip their legs off and shove them up their asses and down their throats and up their remaining leg parts. we are going to dominate their bodies and then eat them and then crap them and put that crap in our mouths and then spit it out and kick the eff out of it and it's going to go so far that we can't see it. don't worry...we'll get in cars and then run over it. repeatedly. repeatedly. repeatedly. i would not like to be them as we dominate their minds bodies and souls and have our way with their heads in ways that cannot even be imagined in the year 2011. i feel bad for them and their fans and their coaches as we endlessly eff their limpless bodies on the court and in the locker room and outside of their arena where they store all those ridiculous statues that all look alike and were paper machete made by some yokel texan. guess what? what? we are going to eff those things to. oh my goodness, we are going to. eff you texas. look out. oh my.


That's a whole lotta fuckin there boy, but Tejans deserve it :drool:

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« Reply #21 on: February 27, 2011, 01:20:43 PM »
Up to us to do what the rest of the conf can't.  Oh well, we'll step up and kill some cows.  Horns down and that stuff.

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« Reply #22 on: February 27, 2011, 02:27:13 PM »
Last time I was in Texas I pissed on the Alamo.  I'd do it again if I ever planned on stepping foot in that fat hick state again. 
I pissed on Allen Field House, now I'll put the Alamo on my "To Do" list.

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« Reply #23 on: February 27, 2011, 02:49:42 PM »
I'll have a double of whatever RD is drinking.

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« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2011, 11:35:52 PM »
about this win? i mean seriously. everybody knew we were going to soundly beat this team today and we did. duh. on to this ass raping orgy of a eff fest that is going to be this god damn texas longhorn beatdown of a fuckfest ass beating orgy fuckfest on monday when we forcefully eff them in their eyeholes and nose holes and ear canals and rip their legs off and shove them up their asses and down their throats and up their remaining leg parts. we are going to dominate their bodies and then eat them and then crap them and put that crap in our mouths and then spit it out and kick the eff out of it and it's going to go so far that we can't see it. don't worry...we'll get in cars and then run over it. repeatedly. repeatedly. repeatedly. i would not like to be them as we dominate their minds bodies and souls and have our way with their heads in ways that cannot even be imagined in the year 2011. i feel bad for them and their fans and their coaches as we endlessly eff their limpless bodies on the court and in the locker room and outside of their arena where they store all those ridiculous statues that all look alike and were paper machete made by some yokel texan. guess what? what? we are going to eff those things to. oh my goodness, we are going to. eff you texas. look out. oh my.

oh my, the rough ridin'.  my god.
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