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WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« on: February 20, 2011, 07:50:14 PM »


Between him and Diaz we might foul out Jamar, Curt, and HR Block  :runaway:


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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 07:54:17 PM »
Get him into foul trouble first.  Curt is gonna clown him.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM »
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 08:20:03 PM »
Quote from: El Gato on February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 08:26:08 PM »
Look at the fun bags on that hose hound... :gocho:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 08:48:11 PM »
WHO WILL GUARD MARIC?!?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 08:55:53 PM »
Quote from: wetwillie on February 20, 2011, 07:50:14 PM


Between him and Diaz we might foul out Jamar, Curt, and HR Block  :runaway:

why is tyler hughes still trying to play college ball  :dunno:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 08:58:36 PM »
Pfft....eff that guy....he's NU's version of JHR, and he just blew his 10 point wad all over texas. 

Nothing to see here...move along.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 09:01:48 PM »
I wouldn't count the bastard out.  From the few games I've watched, they're a totally different team with him on the floor.  JMLBBIQO.  :dunno:
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011, 09:15:29 PM »
is that the guy shouting we're #1 at the end of the game?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011, 10:10:37 PM »
Quote from: doom on February 20, 2011, 09:15:29 PM
is that the guy shouting we're #1 at the end of the game?

I wish I could say yes...would have loved it that much more.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011, 10:18:07 PM »
Is that dude in his 30s?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2011, 10:20:55 PM »
He'll get a few rebounds but he'll have a hard time defending our offense.  We don't just send a guy to the block and post him up - the big guys are up at the high post and cutting and screening - doubt that guy hedges anything but his next meal being bigger than the last.  Cats roll.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011, 10:27:51 PM »
he has pretty eyes.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2011, 10:36:04 PM »
He's surprisingly agile.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2011, 11:17:40 PM »
Quote from: El Gato on February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1

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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2011, 11:44:43 PM »
he looks like Matt Dillion if he were to go on an 8 year cheeseburger only diet. 
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #17 on: February 21, 2011, 12:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Benja on February 20, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: El Gato on February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1


He's actually diabetic, you insensitive prick! He needs to keep that blood sugar up!
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2011, 12:30:20 AM »
Quote from: El Gato on February 21, 2011, 12:07:34 AM
Quote from: Benja on February 20, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
Quote from: El Gato on February 20, 2011, 07:56:00 PM
Throw a candy bar outside the stadium and lock the doors.  :dubious:

OH CUZ HE'S FAT LOL!!1


He's actually diabetic, you insensitive prick! He needs to keep that blood sugar up!

Ok so just so I get the story straight, your planning on using this mans diabetes and life-sustaining need for sugar in order to trick him into going outside, at which point you will then lock the doors on him, denying him the one thing in life that takes his mind off his crippling disease?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2011, 12:41:37 AM »
This plan seems pretty damn complicated and, frankly, mean.  Why not just hire Tanya Harding to give him AIDs or something?
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2011, 12:52:25 AM »
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Ok so just so I get the story straight, your planning on using this mans diabetes and life-sustaining need for sugar in order to trick him into going outside, at which point you will then lock the doors on him, denying him the one thing in life that takes his mind off his crippling disease?

But at least he gets to enjoy a Candy bar.  :fatty:

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This plan seems pretty damn complicated and, frankly, mean.  Why not just hire Tanya Harding to give him AIDs or something?
This plan isn't set in stone. I think we can still run with the Tanya Harding thing. 
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2011, 08:32:56 AM »
Almeida is a treat to watch
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2011, 08:48:04 AM »
Fatter poor man's version of dexter pittman seems to me. Speed the game up as much as you can and he's nullified.
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Re: WTF Do We Do Against This Giant Bastard
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2011, 08:53:42 AM »
I like that he is extremely obese yet still takes the time to gel his hair.
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