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Sticker Fan Destruction
« on: February 20, 2011, 12:19:06 AM »
Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.

This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:

Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS

Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.



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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2011, 12:22:08 AM »
So typical.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2011, 02:14:41 AM »
Was this in Portland? Did the sticker guy say anything about a Paul Pierce condo?
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2011, 02:19:13 AM »
Great story, but not to crap on your head. Trim I got to meet this little beauty tonight.
She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes). She is a walking PSA for abortion. At one point Trim the beautiful human being he is tried to rid the world of the abomination and get her to go in the back and kill herself. She was so dumb she was completely immune to real life PI. She literally had no clue. There were so many gems from tonight that I couldn’t keep track. Hopefully our next encounter Trim can arrange for a court room stenographer to document all of the interactions.  The Wichita pak’rs will be paying her another visit on Wednesday for the Nubb game and I can not wait. Stay tuned for more updates kidos.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM »
The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.

EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2011, 09:21:30 AM »
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM
The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.

Oh, also declaring myself a "crazed, hateful wolf".  (just to keep this hoops-related)
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2011, 09:33:22 AM »
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM
The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.

EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?

Dunno. From what I gather he was using the Colorado game to cover up being butt hurt over losing to Kstate.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2011, 09:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Gooch on February 20, 2011, 02:19:13 AM
She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes).

They should really start the service industry training earlier for ku fans. They should make them wait on people and serve food in high school like they have all the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids wash towels and clean dishes.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2011, 09:39:06 AM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 20, 2011, 09:33:22 AM
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM
The only exchange I can really remember well is the straw thing.

EMAWgeddon, why was the guy still wearing his sticker?

Dunno. From what I gather he was using the Colorado game to cover up being butt hurt over losing to Kstate.

I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2011, 09:39:48 AM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 20, 2011, 09:38:07 AM
Quote from: Gooch on February 20, 2011, 02:19:13 AM
She has got to be the dumbest rough ridin' person I have ever met in my life. Of course she is a closet KU fan (because they have good classes).

They should really start the service industry training earlier for ku fans. They should make them wait on people and serve food in high school like they have all the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) kids wash towels and clean dishes.

Her dad was the owner/security.  Fat Tony?
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2011, 10:01:33 AM »
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM

I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.

When I went to junior high in lawrence, they would stop everything for a ku game during the day. The entire learning process would shut down. And they would hand out stickers to people not wearing ku crap (always me) and make us wear them during the game.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2011, 10:22:04 AM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 20, 2011, 10:01:33 AM
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 09:19:00 AM

I thought the whole sticker thing was just a running ksufans/goEMAW joke until a year or 2 ago when I saw a lawyer wearing one at a CLE.

When I went to junior high in lawrence, they would stop everything for a ku game during the day. The entire learning process would shut down. And they would hand out stickers to people not wearing ku crap (always me) and make us wear them during the game.
What an oppressive regime. You know Lawrence townies have to be keeping a close eye on the situation in Egypt.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2011, 12:15:22 PM »
Somewhat similar experience last night.  Three of us (me, ku fan, UNC fan) watching the slam dunk contest at a JoCo watering hole.  Discussing one and done kids, kids who should have stayed... etc... 

UNC fan (moron) says "Beasley didn't much his year in college.  He should have stayed."  He wasn't being an bad person... he just isn't too bright.  ku fan called him a moron. We set him straight... he looked confused and then looked it up on his phone for confirmation. 

Really ugly fat guy sitting next to UNC fan hears "Beasley" and says.... "Beasley was everything for K-State and he got them ranked but since he left they haven't done anything."  I look over at him and he's obviously bombed.  He's wearing a blue t-shirt with  "Pay Heed" on the front and some Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ku crap on the back.

I just look at my ku buddy and smile.  I didn't have to say a word and I'd won.  Fat Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) guy then gets up, goes outside, and passes out on the patio of the bar. His shoes were filthy.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2011, 12:19:21 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 20, 2011, 12:15:22 PM
His shoes were filthy.
This is a common trend I have noticed in squawks.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2011, 12:26:46 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on February 20, 2011, 12:19:21 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 20, 2011, 12:15:22 PM
His shoes were filthy.
This is a common trend I have noticed in squawks.

Jfc, so true.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2011, 12:31:11 PM »
There was also a sticker fan episode at the a&m pak a few weeks ago that I don't remember much detail on.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2011, 12:43:04 PM »
That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2011, 01:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Gooch on February 20, 2011, 12:43:04 PM
That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:

KU young alumni association should make themselves some t-shirts or something so that their leadership doesn't have to resort to applying a sticker to show his pride.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2011, 09:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Trim on February 20, 2011, 01:03:41 PM
Quote from: Gooch on February 20, 2011, 12:43:04 PM
That was the head of the KU young alumni association that you destroyed at the A&M pak. :lol:

KU young alumni association should make themselves some t-shirts or something so that their leadership doesn't have to resort to applying a sticker to show his pride.
You dropped at least 3 well placed sticker PI comments on him and he had not clue as to wut the eff was going on just kept smiling n feeling all proud about the sticker with absolutely no other show of uk allegiance. Which was a very common theme for the uk crowd that was at the establishment that day. I remember a lot of fat and ugly as well.   :dunno: :cheers:
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #19 on: February 21, 2011, 07:33:27 AM »
I remember dropping quite a few "look at that rough ridin' troll" as they waddled back and fourth from the bathroom.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2011, 09:00:00 AM »
This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans".   Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2011, 09:04:31 AM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 20, 2011, 12:19:06 AM
Out at a bar tonight, I left my group of friends to get a beer from the bar.

This dude slides up next to me at the bar and says something incoherent and slurred to me. I look over and this drunk bad person is wearing a giant jayhawk sticker. The following conversation ensues:

Me: dude, what is that weird bird?
Sticker guy: Yeah girl, we DESTROYED COLORADO TODAY DESTROYED (reaches up hand to give me high five)
Me: you ruined the entire state?
Sticker guy: NO THE #1 TEAM IN THE COUNTRY BEAT COLORADO TODAY
Me: what sport?
Sticker guy: ARE YOU SERIOUS???!!!! THE ONLY SPORT THAT MATTERS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
Me: Oh the #1 team in basketball is that North Carolina?
Sticker guy: Long pause... didn't you see my sticker?
Me: staring and silence
Sticker guy: KANSAS BASKETBALL EVER HEARD OF US ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK
Me:Is your coach Roy?
Sticker guy: silence. KANSAS BASKETBALL WE WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2008
Me: They don't have national championships in college basketball, only football.
Sticker guy: WHAT THE eff YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. KANSAS BASKETBALL IS FAMOUS! YOU HAVE TO BE STUPID! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?
Me: you're the one making things up here, guy
Sticker guy: eff YOU I HATE YOU KANSAS BASKETBALL IS ALL THAT MATTERS

Sticker guy proceeds to dump over a barstool in rage, scream and run away never to be seen by me again.


was I the only one that didn't know emawgeddon was a girl?
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2011, 09:21:04 AM »
Yes.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #23 on: February 21, 2011, 10:50:49 AM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on February 21, 2011, 09:00:00 AM
This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans".   Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:


Once a sticker fan told me they do it so that if ku loses they can just take it off and pretend like nothing happened.

I'm surprised more people on here haven't had a sticker fan experience but I did live in Lawrence for 4 years, so I guess I had more opportunity for interaction.
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Re: Sticker Fan Destruction
« Reply #24 on: February 21, 2011, 01:28:48 PM »
Quote from: EMAWgeddon on February 21, 2011, 10:50:49 AM
Quote from: CNS Casey on February 21, 2011, 09:00:00 AM
This is the first I have heard of "sticker fans".   Can't say that I have encountered one before :dunno:


Once a sticker fan told me they do it so that if ku loses they can just take it off and pretend like nothing happened.

I'm surprised more people on here haven't had a sticker fan experience but I did live in Lawrence for 4 years, so I guess I had more opportunity for interaction.
Lived in Lawrence for almost 10 years now and have yet to run into a sticker fan. :dunno: Would assume they're more prevalent in KC and the 'ta, no?

Is this some sort of Chupacabra type thing?  :confused:
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