Author Topic: New guy at work is a former pastor and a pathological liar... (Read 5343 times)

The1BigWillie · « **on:** February 18, 2011, 11:27:52 AM »

I don't give a crap about anyone's religion but don't tell me you're a former pastor to make me think you are squeaky clean and then lie to everyone you talk to so you can make a sale and impress the boss.

Are all pastors, priests, etc... rough ridin' crooked pieces of crap?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #1 on:** February 18, 2011, 11:30:00 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 18, 2011, 11:27:52 AM

I don't give a crap about anyone's religion but don't tell me you're a former pastor to make me think you are squeaky clean and then lie to everyone you talk to so you can make a sale and impress the boss.

Are all pastors, priests, etc... rough ridin' crooked pieces of crap?

Yes, and they don't even pay taxes.

_33 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 18, 2011, 11:54:01 AM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 18, 2011, 11:27:52 AM

I don't give a crap about anyone's religion but don't tell me you're a former pastor to make me think you are squeaky clean and then lie to everyone you talk to so you can make a sale and impress the boss.

Are all pastors, priests, etc... rough ridin' crooked pieces of crap?

If he's a pathological liar he probably lied about being a pastor. Looks like new guy reeled another one in.

sad, really.

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:23:42 PM »

debunk his ass, report back w/ debunking results

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #4 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:32:07 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on February 18, 2011, 12:23:42 PM

debunk his ass, report back w/ debunking results

Yesterday he told someone he lost a good friend in the tornado at Greensburg. He said the guy disappeared and they never found the body. It didn't take me long to do a little research online and read that all the bodies were found and identified. I busted him on it. He didn't say anything.

pissclams · « **Reply #5 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:40:20 PM »

debunked

ew2x4 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:41:16 PM »

The fact he's a pathological liar is probably the reason he's a former pastor.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #7 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:49:34 PM »

He is also a ku fan, a black belt in Karate, and has brain damage.

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 18, 2011, 12:52:33 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 18, 2011, 12:49:34 PM

He is also a ku fan, a black belt in Karate, and has brain damage.

You need to tackle debunking the whole black belt lie next. Throw a stapler at his head and report back with his reaction. If he doesn't catch it inches from his face = full of crap.

Either that, or pick a fight with him and report back on karate moves utilized in pounding you.

pike · « **Reply #9 on:** February 18, 2011, 01:02:44 PM »

Catholic?

pissclams · « **Reply #10 on:** February 18, 2011, 01:07:21 PM »

is he currently on survivor redemption island pretending to be a former federal agent?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 18, 2011, 01:32:39 PM »

I really don't think the two things have anything to do with each other.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 18, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »

You can pay like $50 online to become an ordained minister or w/e

AbeFroman · « **Reply #13 on:** February 18, 2011, 02:31:18 PM »

Just ask him how many boys he mumped. If he says none, then he's lying.

CNS · « **Reply #14 on:** February 18, 2011, 02:33:02 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 18, 2011, 01:56:04 PM

You can pay like $50 online to become an ordained minister or w/e

My little bro's best friend paid for his dog to be ordained. No crap. Has the certificate and everything. The best friend also had himself ordained and presided over my little bro's wedding.

bubbles4ksu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2011, 02:39:36 PM »

I find liars very interesting. It appears to me to be more of a defense mechanism than a way to get ahead for most of them.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:23:10 PM »

He just told a client on the phone that he had a 9 year old son that is 5'2" tall, which is in the 143rd percentile for growth and the doctor says he'll be 7' tall.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:26:05 PM »

Sounds like this guy is much better at his job then you imo.

CNS · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:32:49 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 18, 2011, 03:23:10 PM

He just told a client on the phone that he had a 9 year old son that is 5'2" tall, which is in the 143rd percentile for growth and the doctor says he'll be 7' tall.

Could be true.

I was 5'-0" as a 9 yr old.

So, it is feasible.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:33:31 PM »

This guy sounds incredible. Get him to post.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:34:23 PM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 18, 2011, 03:33:31 PM

This guy sounds incredible. Get him to post.

EllToPay · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2011, 03:43:31 PM »

Quote from: WillieWatanabe

HeinBallz · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2011, 04:01:44 PM »

Is this guys name John? What does he do? Where do you work?

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2011, 04:34:46 PM »

Quote from: EllToPay on February 18, 2011, 03:43:31 PM

Quote from: WillieWatanabe

blame sys

Lefty · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2011, 09:25:31 PM »

Great stories BigRed1. Maybe you're the liar. My brother is a liar too, but I still love him.