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Offline Dr Rick Daris

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hillbillies lose
« on: February 16, 2011, 02:28:03 PM »
another business. first the crappy grease pit of a restaurant with dollar bills on the walls (jeffersons) and now this. where are all the homeless hillbilly lawrentuckians going to get warm now? selling books to those uneducated slobs? i mean good grief, that place deserved to go out of business.


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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 06:20:26 PM »
They did, however, just open a huge Orscheln Farm & Home store

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 07:39:08 PM »
They can't read, no need for bookstores.  If they could read they would just burn the books at theit weekly Hitler convention


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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 08:43:54 PM »
They did, however, just open a huge Orscheln Farm & Home store
What's the deal with Orscheln? Why do people pronounce it "Orsh-lens"?
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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2011, 09:50:14 PM »
That Borders was stupid anyway.  Its clear back off in a back corner of downtown.  Hard to get to.  Not really a good business plan.

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2011, 09:52:47 PM »
They did, however, just open a huge Orscheln Farm & Home store

There's also a tractor supply and John Deer dealer on 23rd st. F*cking hicks.

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2011, 09:57:44 PM »
That Borders was stupid anyway.  Its clear back off in a back corner of downtown.  Hard to get to.  Not really a good business plan.

Failed attempt by the city of keeping homeless people out of the library.

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 10:02:11 PM »
That Borders was stupid anyway.  Its clear back off in a back corner of downtown.  Hard to get to.  Not really a good business plan.

Failed attempt by the city of keeping homeless people out of the library.

Its a ways from the library, but not terribly far from the homeless shelter, actually.

Knew someone who worked evenings at the library.  She said that place got kinda scary sometimes.

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2011, 10:05:10 PM »
That Borders was stupid anyway.  Its clear back off in a back corner of downtown.  Hard to get to.  Not really a good business plan.

Failed attempt by the city of keeping homeless people out of the library.

Its a ways from the library, but not terribly far from the homeless shelter, actually.

Knew someone who worked evenings at the library.  She said that place got kinda scary sometimes.

i once sat down in a chair filled with piss in that library. also, it's not far from where that borders is. also, maybe they'll put in another walmart where the borders is. good lord lawrenwalmartucky get some self respect. what a joke.  :flush:

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2011, 10:08:06 PM »
That Borders was stupid anyway.  Its clear back off in a back corner of downtown.  Hard to get to.  Not really a good business plan.

Failed attempt by the city of keeping homeless people out of the library.

Its a ways from the library, but not terribly far from the homeless shelter, actually.

Knew someone who worked evenings at the library.  She said that place got kinda scary sometimes.

i once sat down in a chair filled with piss in that library. also, it's not far from where that borders is. also, maybe they'll put in another walmart where the borders is. good lord lawrenwalmartucky get some self respect. what a joke.  :flush:

When I was in high school a homeless man exposed himself to me in that library.

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Re: hillbillies lose
« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2011, 11:55:11 PM »
What's the deal with Orscheln? Why do people pronounce it "Orsh-lens"?

Seriously.  They could at least put an asterick by the name to let you know you can pronounce it however the eff you want while you're in there buying Farve jeans.