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Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« on: February 15, 2011, 02:00:20 PM »
I cannot get enough of the arm thing where he points left, right, left, right, left, right, etc.  We should run that play all the time. 


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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2011, 02:03:20 PM »
Turning his back to the court, while play is ongoing, and ask guys on the bench rhetorical questions.

Frank: Brad, why the eff would Curtis pass into that double?  Jesus christ Scott, can you believe that crap?

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2011, 02:09:54 PM »
Turning his back to the court, while play is ongoing, and ask guys on the bench rhetorical questions.

Frank: Brad, why the eff would Curtis pass into that double?  Jesus christ Scott, can you believe that cac?

Also my favorite.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2011, 02:11:53 PM »
I like when he says... "way to go _ _ _ _"  "nice hustle there _ _ _ _" but he doesn't really mean it, he's just being nasty.  I love that. 
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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2011, 02:12:56 PM »
 :dubious: :dubious: :dubious: :facepalm: then more of  :dubious:

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2011, 02:13:27 PM »
I like when he says... "way to go _ _ _ _"  "nice hustle there _ _ _ _" but he doesn't really mean it, he's just being nasty.  I love that. 

our players should all pretend like it's real appreciation and, like, go for a high five as they walk by

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2011, 02:14:59 PM »
Turning his back to the court, while play is ongoing, and ask guys on the bench rhetorical questions.

Frank: Brad, why the eff would Curtis pass into that double?  Jesus christ Scott, can you believe that cac?

Also my favorite.

i can never decide whether i think this good or bad.  i mean, i know it's basically unimportant, but to the extent it impacts a game in any way, is it good or bad?  can't decide.
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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2011, 02:15:35 PM »
arms down, palms facing outward, head tillted/wtf were you doing look.

also, drinking from a water bottle.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2011, 02:17:23 PM »
I cannot get enough of the arm thing where he points left, right, left, right, left, right, etc.  We should run that play all the time.  

I like it where he just stares at them for an entire timeout.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2011, 02:27:54 PM »
arms down, palms facing outward, head tillted/wtf were you doing look.

also, drinking from a water bottle.

Diet Pepsi?  :dunno:

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2011, 02:34:52 PM »
Thriller/Frankenstein fade away act

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2011, 02:49:53 PM »
breaking clipboards or throwing them blindly over his shoulder

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2011, 02:55:33 PM »
Love that no matter how much he melts down, he NEVER takes off his coat and throws it, he always has to look his best. 


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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2011, 02:57:35 PM »
Love that no matter how much he melts down, he NEVER takes off his coat and throws it, he always has to look his best. 



Frank would look awful without the jacket.  He's not dumb enough to take it off.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2011, 03:03:27 PM »
arms down, palms facing outward, head tillted/wtf were you doing look.

also, drinking from a water bottle.

Diet Pepsi?  :dunno:

definitely one of my favorite frankisms.  the dude can chug diet pepsi.
I cannot get enough of the arm thing where he points left, right, left, right, left, right, etc.  We should run that play all the time. 

I like it where he just stares at them for an entire timeout.

mcgruds got one of these last night, felt bad for him.  seems like mcgruds gets too much hate/love from frank martin.  one time i want to hop into the huddle and beat franks' punk ass for being mean to McOrebs.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2011, 03:05:04 PM »
also:  Beating the No. 1 team in the country yearly.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2011, 03:06:21 PM »
arms down, palms facing outward, head tillted/wtf were you doing look.

also, drinking from a water bottle.

Would love a emote representation of this

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2011, 03:07:33 PM »
Frank would look awful without the jacket.  He's not dumb enough to take it off.

can you imagine the kind of confidence it takes for this guy to pal around with the likes of jay wright, anthony grant and shane southwell?
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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2011, 03:09:07 PM »
Frank would look awful without the jacket.  He's not dumb enough to take it off.

can you imagine the kind of confidence it takes for this guy to pal around with the likes of jay wright, anthony grant and shane southwell?

don't forget Robert Horry.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2011, 03:18:10 PM »
Angry lip curl thing. You know?

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2011, 03:27:17 PM »
when we're on offense and everyone is standing around and all the of the sudden you hear a man scream

MOOOOOOOOVE!!!!
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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2011, 04:03:06 PM »

also, drinking from a water bottle.


Those little water bottles require too much finesse from someone who just about lost conscience from yelling, so Frank always looks like he has Parkinson's

:love: it!

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2011, 04:08:25 PM »

also, drinking from a water bottle.


Those little water bottles require too much finesse from someone who just about lost conscience from yelling, so Frank always looks like he has Parkinson's

:love: it!

yeah. sometimes he puts his pinkie out when drinking out of them. i think he does it just for me.

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Re: Favorite Frank Sideline Coaching Thing (LBBIQ Only Please)
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2011, 04:09:50 PM »
I love his crazy walking off thing he does so he doesn't get Tee'd up for cursing at the ref. Hasn't happened in a while, but it is wonderful.
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