No Onions

[_33]

Why do people order things with no onions? Onions are often times the best part of the things they are ordering.

[O-town Kat]

If red ones and caramelized ones are available, even better.

[Stevesie60]

Why do people order things with no onions? Onions are often times the best part of the things they are ordering.

Because they have Down's. No other logical reason.

[michigancat]

For the most part I agree, but onions make your breath stinky. Like, if you have a job interview after lunch, you probably shouldn't have a lot of onions and garlic. Like, the semi-famous UBS dress code forbade employees from eating garlic and/or onions because of the odor:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/jan/18/T2NEWSO2-swiss-bank-ubs-easing-strict-dress-code/news-nationworld/

[Stevesie60]

For the most part I agree, but onions make your breath stinky. Like, if you have a job interview after lunch, you probably shouldn't have a lot of onions and garlic. Like, the semi-famous UBS dress code forbade employees from eating garlic and/or onions because of the odor:

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2011/jan/18/T2NEWSO2-swiss-bank-ubs-easing-strict-dress-code/news-nationworld/

My solution:



But really, how often do you have job interviews or something of that magnitude? This is rarely a legitimate excuse.

[pissclams]

stupid thread, stupid question.
like rusty(k) hinted at, whether or not onions are ordered really depends on a lot of different situational factors.  

listen guys, i'd love to make this easy for you, i really would.   the reality is that some things in life can't be mapped out with a simple A + B = C.   get a life you stupid losers and bring the cats out tonight, go ksu.

[steve dave]

hmmmmm, all of you onioners have been added to my list of people I hate which is currently sitting at 4 people 

[michigancat]

stupid thread, stupid question.
like rusty(k) hinted at, whether or not onions are ordered really depends on a lot of different situational factors. 

listen guys, i'd love to make this easy for you, i really would.   the reality is that some things in life can't be mapped out with a simple A + B = C.   get a life you stupid losers and bring the cats out tonight, go ksu.

Wabash.

[Stevesie60]

hmmmmm, all of you onioners have been added to my list of people I hate which is currently sitting at 4 people 

Yeah, I didn't like them before I was an adult either. You'll get there someday, sd. 

[DQ12]

Let's talk about 'shrooms. *

I love'em.
Not psychedelic related.

[_33]

I'd like to hear of a situation where not ordering onions is the only option and where no practical counter solution exists. Wow, you can't think of one?

Sad, really.

[Stevesie60]

Let's talk about 'shrooms. 

Stuffed 'shrooms.  

Also, the portabella burgers at So Long are absolutely incredible. Especially with grilled onions.  

[_33]

I bet all the no onion people on here also take their coffee with cream and sugar.   

[AppleJack]

I don't eat anything that makes you cry when you touch it. Plus the smell. Simply put - just an awful awful food. Awful.

[Cartierfor3]

J-Dub ordered his Wendy's double stacks without onions during our halftime food run on Saturday.  single-handedly made our order take twice as long.

[steve dave]

I bet all the no onion people on here also take their coffee with cream and sugar.   

no cream, no sugar, no onions in my coffee 

[Dirty Sanchez]

I don't eat anything that makes you cry when you touch it. Plus the smell. Simply put - just an awful awful food. Awful.

Who cries when they touch onions?  Why?  Were you molested by an onion farmer and still haven't sought therapy?

[pissclams]

sorry guys but i'm blown away here.  wendy's onions are the strongest onions on the planet.  i'm not eating those things at work and then tasting them for the rest of the day, sorry guys, wow, just wow, not going to do it.

wow.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Good lord glad I don't sit in the same building of all you Smelly McSmellersons.  I can smell an onion eater from at least 3 meters away (that's right I said meters).  Have a guy I work with and he reaks of onions/garlic sometimes fired balogna.  I want to punch him in his smelly face when I smell him coming close to me.  What I guess I'm trying to say is I don't like onions or onioe eaters.  Also don't drink coffee for similar reasons.

[pissclams]

coffee- the drink of losers who love to play golf.   there's a bunch of people at my office that are addicts.

[Dr Rick Daris]

yeah. unfortunately i have to talk to people in close range at my work often. this is unfortunate and horrible for me personally, but i try to make it as pleasant for them as possible by not eating onions during lunch and by brushing after i eat lunch. onions stink up so bad that i don't care how long you brush, you're really not 100% getting rid of it. only option is no onions. go cats. ftb.

[_33]

For the close-talkers who hate onion breath: What if you are making a burger at home or ordering a burger and taking it home and will not be sticking your nose inside other people's mouths to talk to them for the rest of the day? Onions?

[steve dave]

For the close-talkers who hate onion breath: What if you are making a burger at home or ordering a burger and taking it home and will not be sticking your nose inside other people's mouths to talk to them for the rest of the day? Onions?

onions

[Dr Rick Daris]

For the close-talkers who hate onion breath: What if you are making a burger at home or ordering a burger and taking it home and will not be sticking your nose inside other people's mouths to talk to them for the rest of the day? Onions?

yeah. almost always.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

Me? never onions.  I can smell that on myself and I almost lose it.  Very refined sense of smell I have here.