Author Topic: Goodbye, Nebraska (Read 39572 times)

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #150 on:** July 16, 2014, 12:43:08 PM »

8. Call Nebraska a fly-over state.

If by “fly over” you mean that we soar above all over states, then carry on. But if you mean that we are invisible and unimportant, I’ll just name-drop Warren Buffett again.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #151 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:23:07 PM »

IT'S STILL VERY REAL TO US!!!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #152 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:39:14 PM »

i mean seriously

"and down Runzas while humming the tunnel walk. Nothing else matters."

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #153 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:40:14 PM »

Quote from: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 16, 2014, 01:23:07 PM

IT'S STILL VERY REAL TO US!!!

Brock Landers · « **Reply #154 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:40:34 PM »

"Humming the tunnel walk" sounds like a sex act that only Nebraskans do.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #155 on:** July 16, 2014, 01:52:19 PM »

i envision70k fat nebraskans in overalls cramming runzas into their faces while waiting for the team to come out of the tunnel while metallica's "nothing else matters" plays on the loudspeaker.

Spracne · « **Reply #156 on:** July 16, 2014, 02:15:15 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on July 16, 2014, 01:52:19 PM

i invision70k fat nebraskans in overalls cramming runzas into their faces while waiting for the team to come out of the tunnel while metallica's "nothing else matters" plays on the loudspeaker.

Because the past is "so close, no matter how far" ?

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #157 on:** July 20, 2014, 02:42:45 PM »

The part in tiny writing is the part where you sing it real fast after you've held out what is normally the last syllable of each line. Really just cram it in fast.

Trust I seek and I find in you, runza
Every day for us something new (on the runza menu)
Open mind for a different view of your runza
And nothing else matters except runza and thunder collins

MadCat · « **Reply #158 on:** July 20, 2014, 09:54:11 PM »

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runza

In Nebraska, the runza is usually baked in a rectangular shape. The bierocks of Kansas, on the other hand, are generally baked in the shape of a bun.

Katpappy · « **Reply #159 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:00:02 PM »

Quote from: MadCat on July 20, 2014, 09:54:11 PM

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runza
In Nebraska, the runza is usually baked in a rectangular shape. The bierocks of Kansas, on the other hand, are generally baked in the shape of a bun.

Due too all the square headed Russians.

MixBerryCrunch · « **Reply #160 on:** August 08, 2014, 04:38:43 PM »

https://gma.yahoo.com/boy-won-over-college-football-world-battling-brain-171223384--abc-news-wellness.html

I was really hoping they would have a terrible season until I saw this. I'm torn now.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #161 on:** August 08, 2014, 04:42:25 PM »

slobber · « **Reply #162 on:** August 08, 2014, 05:08:44 PM »

:sad: :cancersucks:

Gonna win 'em all!

steve dave · « **Reply #163 on:** August 08, 2014, 06:38:41 PM »

eff them still. Tons of amazing cat fans die every year. It's terrible but it is reality.

Benja · « **Reply #164 on:** August 08, 2014, 06:49:34 PM »

Yeah. I know some cat fans currently battling cancer that would still want you to hate them.

ben ji · « **Reply #165 on:** August 09, 2014, 09:20:31 PM »

Nebraska's home schedule in 2014

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State (DSAMS!!!)
Miami, FL
Illinois(Homecoming)
Rutgers
Purdue
Minnesota

If they had stayed in the big 12 their home slate would of been

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State
Miami, FL
Missouri
Colorado
Kansas (Homecoming)
Texas A&M

bones129 · « **Reply #166 on:** August 09, 2014, 09:23:04 PM »

Quote from: Brock Landers on July 16, 2014, 01:40:34 PM

"Humming the tunnel walk" sounds like a sex act that only Nebraskans do.

Nebraskans engage in sex?

slobber · « **Reply #167 on:** August 09, 2014, 09:44:46 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on August 09, 2014, 09:20:31 PM

Nebraska's home schedule in 2014

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State (DSAMS!!!)
Miami, FL
Illinois(Homecoming)
Rutgers
Purdue
Minnesota

If they had stayed in the big 12 their home slate would of been

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State
Miami, FL
Missouri
Colorado
Kansas (Homecoming)
Texas A&M

That's hot!

(Hot garbage)

Gonna win 'em all!

PowercatPat · « **Reply #168 on:** August 10, 2014, 03:17:57 PM »

Quote from: ben ji on August 09, 2014, 09:20:31 PM

Nebraska's home schedule in 2014

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State (DSAMS!!!)
Miami, FL
Illinois(Homecoming)
Rutgers
Purdue
Minnesota

If they had stayed in the big 12 their home slate would of been

Florida Atlantic
McNeese State
Miami, FL
Missouri
Colorado
Kansas (Homecoming)
Texas A&M

That might be the worst home Big 10 schedule you could get.

ChiComCat · « **Reply #169 on:** August 10, 2014, 03:32:47 PM »

DSams is the best visiting player that will be playing in Lincoln this year - Maybe the best regardless

bshea85 · « **Reply #170 on:** August 11, 2014, 02:42:51 PM »

I'm just glad KSU can play and beat NU this year through the Kat proxy, DSAMS. EMAW for #LIFE.

cfbandyman · « **Reply #171 on:** August 24, 2014, 08:08:46 PM »

http://dataomaha.com/media/sports/huskers/football/preview/2014/nebraska-time-warp/

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #172 on:** August 24, 2014, 09:11:02 PM »

Quote from: cfbandyman on August 24, 2014, 08:08:46 PM

http://dataomaha.com/media/sports/huskers/football/preview/2014/nebraska-time-warp/

That story is about enough to get ol' Doc Tom fishing around that desk for that handgun he was holding for "safe keeping" or for Mrs. Osborne to storm around campus stuffing campus newspapers in the trash because she didn't like their coverage of her husbands team.

eskiddy3 · « **Reply #173 on:** August 25, 2014, 08:21:36 AM »

Quote from: HuskerPower on February 10, 2011, 07:44:29 PM

Atleast K-state has those pretty trophies to look at.... Oh nevermind

bro when's the last time you guys won something? This is why I wish we played you guys in a bowl last year. YOU GUYS ARE IRRELEVANT NOW. IT IS 2014. NEBRASKA SUCKS.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #174 on:** August 25, 2014, 08:24:34 AM »

Quote from: eskiddy3 on August 25, 2014, 08:21:36 AM

Quote from: HuskerPower on February 10, 2011, 07:44:29 PM
Atleast K-state has those pretty trophies to look at.... Oh nevermind
bro when's the last time you guys won something? This is why I wish we played you guys in a bowl last year. YOU GUYS ARE IRRELEVANT NOW. IT IS 2014. NEBRASKA SUCKS.

you tell 'em ES