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Offline The1BigWillie

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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2011, 12:41:58 PM »
I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2011, 12:45:12 PM »
Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 11, 2011, 12:41:58 PM
I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.

Would sleep constantly.

Being a cop was probably pretty fun before the cameras were installed in the cars.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2011, 02:03:36 PM »
Air Traffic Controller Planes would run into each other left and right.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2011, 07:49:33 PM »
Quote from: Lefty on February 11, 2011, 06:41:09 AM
Sports officiating? For some reason, I think I'd make a terrible basketball ref. But I would dominate behind the plate like Leslie Nielson.

Being a ref was one of the most enjoyable jobs I've ever had.

I'd do it for free.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2011, 08:02:27 PM »
Quote from: CNS Casey on February 11, 2011, 12:45:12 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 11, 2011, 12:41:58 PM
I'd be a terrible cop. I'd night stick the crap out of everyone.

Would sleep constantly.

Being a cop was probably pretty fun before the cameras were installed in the cars.

That aint no crap.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2011, 08:04:58 PM »
Hey, that guy's back!
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2011, 08:11:26 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on February 11, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
Hey, that guy's back!

Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2011, 08:26:17 PM »
anything where I get in trouble for being late.  i struggle with ariving on time.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #58 on: February 11, 2011, 08:50:18 PM »
Quote from: TBL on February 11, 2011, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: jtksu on February 11, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
Hey, that guy's back!

Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.

What happened?
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #59 on: February 11, 2011, 09:26:35 PM »
Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on February 11, 2011, 08:50:18 PM
Quote from: TBL on February 11, 2011, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: jtksu on February 11, 2011, 08:04:58 PM
Hey, that guy's back!

Yeah, I'm still alive. Barely, but still kickin.

What happened?

Divorce which led to looking for new job. One of those fml things.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2011, 10:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Lefty on February 11, 2011, 06:41:09 AM
Sports officiating? For some reason, I think I'd make a terrible basketball ref. But I would dominate behind the plate like Leslie Nielson.


BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2011, 11:25:14 AM »
Surgeon.  I mean, I don't even know the first thing about basic anatomy.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2011, 11:36:33 AM »
musician/singer. I have a horrible voice. :frown:
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2011, 12:49:54 PM »
Quote from: HeinBallz on February 10, 2011, 12:15:26 AM
I also don't think I could be in a position that would require firing people that are actually good employees/people but budgets just need to get cut or the company has decided to outsource etc.

This sucks. I have to do it on Monday. Not looking forward to it.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2011, 12:58:58 PM »
Exterminator and/or Psychiatrist.  I hate dealing with bugs and peoples' issues....
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2011, 01:05:40 PM »
Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday?  Should have done that crap yesterday.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2011, 01:14:02 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on February 12, 2011, 01:05:40 PM
Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday?  Should have done that crap yesterday.

^^^ Now you've gotta walk around all  :ohno: for five days in a row.
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Re: Jobs you would be awful at
« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2011, 01:51:35 PM »
Quote from: jtksu on February 12, 2011, 01:05:40 PM
Why the eff are you firing people on a Monday?  Should have done that crap yesterday.

Not firing. Letting go. Didn't get confirmation on the contract's status until COB Friday. Not gonna wait until next Friday because they deserve as much heads up as possible.
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