Author Topic: Jobs you would be awful at (Read 12394 times)

AppleJack · « **on:** February 09, 2011, 04:11:51 PM »

EMT - Because I am a huge sissy and can't stand seeing people hurt

Also, farmer and/or President.

CNS · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:17:23 PM »

kick boxer

parade leprechaun

jmlynch1 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:17:33 PM »

telemarketer

AppleJack · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:19:29 PM »

Lead singer in a heavy metal band.

Pete · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:20:14 PM »

Undercover cop.

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:21:04 PM »

Straight-laced AD.

AppleJack · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:22:27 PM »

Dramatic actor. Wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

WildcatNkilt · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:23:31 PM »

Truck Driver
Custom Cutter (crops)

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:25:56 PM »

Bartender, Would give away too many free drinks and be fired.

EllToPay · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:37:42 PM »

Accountant

AbeFroman · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:39:28 PM »

Sales, advertising

I rough ridin' hate salesmen. If I want it, I'll do the research and buy it. You are paid by the company to sell it to me, how the eff can I trust you?

As for advertising, this:

CNS · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:40:06 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on February 09, 2011, 04:39:28 PM

Sales, advertising

I rough ridin' hate salesmen. If I want it, I'll do the research and buy it.

We are all salesmen. Everyday. Bro.

jtksu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:49:46 PM »

If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.

Saulbadguy · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:52:50 PM »

Engineer

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:56:36 PM »

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 09, 2011, 04:52:50 PM

Engineer

Agreed. How boring would it be to just drive that train all day.

AbeFroman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:57:25 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on February 09, 2011, 04:49:46 PM

If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.

big difference between selling yourself than selling a product.

The1BigWillie · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2011, 04:59:22 PM »

Mine would be a convenience store worker. Because I would feel like such a rough ridin' loser and probably get shot and killed by a crack head.

DQ12 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:06:14 PM »

Quote from: AbeFroman on February 09, 2011, 04:57:25 PM

Quote from: jtksu on February 09, 2011, 04:49:46 PM
If you've ever gotten laid, you've been a salesman.
big difference between selling yourself than selling a product.

Yeah, I agree.

pissclams · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:38:13 PM »

Quote from: The1BigWillie on February 09, 2011, 04:56:36 PM

Quote from: Saulbadguy on February 09, 2011, 04:52:50 PM
Engineer

Agreed. How boring would it be to just drive that train all day.

yup. no steering wheel, no gas pedal. they don't even control the switch thing that decides what way you go at the V's in the track.

all day. would be a great bbs'n job.

pissclams · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2011, 05:42:15 PM »

doctor- too much gross crap, can't handle it, would throw up all day/every day - lose bunch of weight end up looking like stunted

dancer - think it's stupid, can't act that dumb

construction worker on skyscraper- terrible fear of heights

lawn guy- hate it when it's really hot outside

other than those, i'm pretty confident that i'd excel at every other profession in the entire world.

wetwillie · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:11:58 PM »

car mechanic

j rake · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:22:26 PM »

Pilot.

Tobias · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:39:06 PM »

Cab driver. I f'ing hate driving - would probably ghostride it off a cliff or pretend it breaks down all the time or something.

hemmy · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2011, 06:39:44 PM »

English Teacher

chunkles · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2011, 07:08:01 PM »

beat reporter for local news crews. Speak extemporaneously in -11 degree wind chills about how cold it is outside or how hot and windy it is if it is hot and windy, or stand outside a Belton gas station to talk lots about some dude who robbed it and stole a bunch of condoms or fat cakes

mud and tape guy