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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2011, 02:35:00 PM »
hills was a huge woolite.

rd, my wife is in africa doing aids research right now. watch your mouth.

Hills had a huge butt hurt meltdown at the hiring of Bob Huggins. 
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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »
i've never smoked weed before!!
 :raccoon:


 :surprised:  Great sub-thread developing on goEMAW.

oh man no kidding. let the predictos fly...


pete-has
limestone-has
kougar24-has not
cnscasey-has not


you are at least 25% correct. 

Daris, it is like you have a window to my soul.

yeah. i'm pretty good at this type of stuff. want more?

asava-has
racquetcat-has not


here are two more...



ZappaCat-hasJoeis4ksu-has not

also, fatty apparently hasn't but i know for a fact that his wife used to in highschool.

I can neither confirm nor deny that comment!   :peek:

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2011, 02:41:07 PM »
I liked the part where HILLS bragged about the number of international dishes he has eaten. That's like as good as it gets. Slap a sig quoting (and citing) himself and you have the ultimate message board post.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2011, 02:44:54 PM »
I liked the part where HILLS bragged about the number of international dishes he has eaten. That's like as good as it gets. Slap a sig quoting (and citing) himself and you have the ultimate message board post.
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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #79 on: February 09, 2011, 02:51:57 PM »
How can these people be so naive?  Matt Miller?  Heck the entire BBall team in the 90's was smokin away and I doubt anything has changed since.  Matt Miller?  That guy could have easily kept up with Lindsay Lohan back in the day.
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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2011, 02:52:13 PM »
HILLS is real, has been around for years. Back in the Wooly/Asbury days he was one of the few over there who would actually talk about basketball. He does know the game, but yeah, this is over the top stuff there now.

You think he's the former President of Hills International?  They are big KSU donors are they not?

There is no way someone that unhinged could lead a company of that size.

No way.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #81 on: February 09, 2011, 02:53:28 PM »
I liked the part where HILLS bragged about the number of international dishes he has eaten. That's like as good as it gets. Slap a sig quoting (and citing) himself and you have the ultimate message board post.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #82 on: February 09, 2011, 02:57:26 PM »
i've never smoked weed before!!
 :raccoon:


 :surprised:  Great sub-thread developing on goEMAW.

oh man no kidding. let the predictos fly...


pete-has
limestone-has
kougar24-has not
cnscasey-has not


whoa bad person.  You know I get way too drunk to remember if I smoked pot or not so unless you have actual, photographic proof (please tell me if you do before posting, kthx) then stfu with these theories.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #83 on: February 09, 2011, 03:01:56 PM »
_fan-has not
_clams-has

Uhh I smoked with _fan two weeks ago while we were noodlin'

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #84 on: February 09, 2011, 03:16:03 PM »
RD, do the two JT's
I was just going to ask this.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #85 on: February 09, 2011, 03:19:58 PM »
_fan-has not
_clams-has

Uhh I smoked with _fan two weeks ago while we were noodlin'

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #86 on: February 09, 2011, 03:23:15 PM »
RD, do the two JT's
I was just going to ask this.


jthutch-has
racistjt-will possibly say he has, but he hasn't.

boom. 100% dead lock. any more mysteries that need solving around here.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #87 on: February 09, 2011, 03:27:07 PM »
RD, do the two JT's
I was just going to ask this.


jthutch-has
racistjt-will possibly say he has, but he hasn't.

boom. 100% dead lock. any more mysteries that need solving around here.

that one about the poster you can't remember

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #88 on: February 09, 2011, 03:31:45 PM »
RD, do the two JT's
I was just going to ask this.


jthutch-has
racistjt-will possibly say he has, but he hasn't.

boom. 100% dead lock. any more mysteries that need solving around here.

that one about the poster you can't remember

that one isn't a mystery any longer. i've decided that it was just in my head and have given up. i advise everyone else to do the same.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #89 on: February 09, 2011, 03:35:19 PM »
RD, do the two JT's
I was just going to ask this.


jthutch-has
racistjt-will possibly say he has, but he hasn't.

boom. 100% dead lock. any more mysteries that need solving around here.

Do the third JT... and other Photoshop enthusiasts/videographers.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #90 on: February 09, 2011, 03:41:39 PM »
The flaw in the logic is that because it's against the law, he shouldn't be doing it or be off the team if he is.  Where does that stop?  Underage drinking?  Speeding?  Parking illegally?  It's a dumb argument.  The argument should be, if he gets hit twice and is so rough ridin' stupid that he does it again, knowing he will be gonzo, he should be kicked off.  I want to win as much as anyone, but this guy is straight up brain dead.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #91 on: February 09, 2011, 03:44:54 PM »
The flaw in the logic is that because it's against the law, he shouldn't be doing it or be off the team if he is.  Where does that stop?  Underage drinking?  Speeding?  Parking illegally?  It's a dumb argument.  The argument should be, if he gets hit twice and is so effing stupid that he does it again, knowing he will be gonzo, he should be kicked off.  I want to win as much as anyone, but this guy is straight up brain dead.

The difference between straight up brain dead and straight up brain dead with offensive post moves is what makes this a very difficult decision.

Can't we just pin this on Potuzak and be done with it?

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #92 on: February 09, 2011, 03:49:03 PM »
best thread we've had in months, the sub thread and the sub sub thread.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #93 on: February 09, 2011, 04:15:12 PM »
The flaw in the logic is that because it's against the law, he shouldn't be doing it or be off the team if he is.  Where does that stop?  Underage drinking?  Speeding?  Parking illegally?  It's a dumb argument.  The argument should be, if he gets hit twice and is so effing stupid that he does it again, knowing he will be gonzo, he should be kicked off.  I want to win as much as anyone, but this guy is straight up brain dead.

The difference between straight up brain dead and straight up brain dead with offensive post moves is what makes this a very difficult decision.

Can't we just pin this on Potuzak and be done with it?

I always assumed that this is why POTuzak was on the team.  Urine and GPA.   :ck:

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« Reply #94 on: February 09, 2011, 04:28:58 PM »
best thread we've had in months, the sub thread and the sub sub thread.

The sub-sub thread is a total microcosim.

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« Reply #95 on: February 09, 2011, 04:31:57 PM »
The argument should be, if he gets hit twice and is so rough ridin' stupid that he does it again, knowing he will be gonzo, he should be kicked off.

that's a stupid argument too.



he's good at basketball and the team needs good basketball players.  he can't play if they kick him off the team for any reason.  argument over.
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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #96 on: February 09, 2011, 04:41:47 PM »
best thread we've had in months, the sub thread and the sub sub thread.

The sub-sub thread is a total microcosim.

i can't handle all of these competing storylines maaaaaaan

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« Reply #97 on: February 09, 2011, 07:27:54 PM »
he's good at basketball and the team needs good basketball players.  he can't play if they kick him off the team for any reason.  argument over.

Yeah, this is pretty much all it comes down to. How do we even let something like this go public?

It seems like most sane thinking people agree that;

1) Smoking marijuana is not, in reality, all that big of a rough ridin' deal. In fact, it's really quite wonderful on an every now and again basis.
2) Curtis is pretty good at basketball.

So, unless you're an Uber-'Tuck with your shirt tucked half way up your ass crack, nobody has any moral issues with CK's behavior. The only argument seems to be that Curt should be kicked off for being dumb. Well, criminals don't only win championships, lots of dumb kids do to. Part of being elite is managing your dumb kids. KU is pretty awesome at this. If we're going to start trying to be known as the school that kicks off teams and ruins futures over breaking rules nobody cares about, lets just toss in the towel now, game over, tucks win.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #98 on: February 09, 2011, 07:28:50 PM »
The difference between straight up brain dead and straight up brain dead with offensive post moves is what makes this a very difficult decision.

This is a pretty great line by the way.

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Re: Greatest sub thread ever currently developing on GPC
« Reply #99 on: February 09, 2011, 07:51:08 PM »
The flaw in the logic is that because it's against the law, he shouldn't be doing it or be off the team if he is.  Where does that stop?  Underage drinking?  Speeding?  Parking illegally?  It's a dumb argument.  The argument should be, if he gets hit twice and is so effing stupid that he does it again, knowing he will be gonzo, he should be kicked off.  I want to win as much as anyone, but this guy is straight up brain dead.

The difference between straight up brain dead and straight up brain dead with offensive post moves is what makes this a very difficult decision.

Can't we just pin this on Potuzak and be done with it?

I always assumed that this is why POTuzak was on the team.  Urine and GPA.   :ck:
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