Author Topic: Breaking News Related to the Football Program (Read 10427 times)

_33 · « **on:** February 08, 2011, 08:44:40 AM »

Just heard from a reliable source that every player will be asked to compete for his position next year.

Even seniors.

EllToPay · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2011, 08:49:20 AM »

COACH 'EM UP, BILL!

steve dave · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2011, 08:59:38 AM »

translation: whichever position you want Tate

pissclams · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:06:56 AM »

i like the idea of having a clean slate. no more puds on this team. nothing will be given to this squad. they will take what they want and they will enjoy doing it. this team will not be awarded a position based upon a false loyalty. this team will earn every second of every minute that this team spends on the gridiron this season.

make no mistake k-staters, this team will be a changed team before this team's season begins. changed, for the better.

unleashthemob · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:11:12 AM »

Hopefully that applies to our coaching staff as well

CNS · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:20:22 AM »

Really speaks to our talent level if no one is good enough to have their spot locked down at this point. Either that, or Bill reads this place and has decided to say "eff it" as far as competing and he is just now trying to see how badly he can push our buttons.

Side note that is relevant here: Passed a full sized billboard on I-70 yesterday that said you could rent the billboard for Valentines day for $241.00. Who says goEMAW's Valentine message can't be "Fire Bill"? $241.00.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:41:24 AM »

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 08, 2011, 09:20:22 AM

Really speaks to our talent level if no one is good enough to have their spot locked down at this point. Either that, or Bill reads this place and has decided to say "eff it" as far as competing and he is just now trying to see how badly he can push our buttons.

Side note that is relevant here: Passed a full sized billboard on I-70 yesterday that said you could rent the billboard for Valentines day for $241.00. Who says goEMAW's Valentine message can't be "Fire Bill"? $241.00.

Roses are red
Your balls are old
Retire today
Or a airplane banner gets sold

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:46:27 AM »

CNS · « **Reply #8 on:** February 08, 2011, 09:48:52 AM »

Quote from: Limestone on February 08, 2011, 09:41:24 AM

Quote from: CNS Casey on February 08, 2011, 09:20:22 AM
Really speaks to our talent level if no one is good enough to have their spot locked down at this point. Either that, or Bill reads this place and has decided to say "eff it" as far as competing and he is just now trying to see how badly he can push our buttons.

Side note that is relevant here: Passed a full sized billboard on I-70 yesterday that said you could rent the billboard for Valentines day for $241.00. Who says goEMAW's Valentine message can't be "Fire Bill"? $241.00.

Roses are red
Your balls are old
Retire today
Or a airplane banner gets sold

Beautiful

_33 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:26:47 AM »

This should be great for recruiting. We can tell recruits "hey come to KSU and you will have a chance to compete for a position. Even seniors have to compete for the positions!

"

michigancat · « **Reply #10 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:28:42 AM »

I prefer the giving the starting spot to Freeman strategy, myself.

PoetWarrior · « **Reply #11 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:44:29 AM »

If this is really true, it's good news, and the best player will always play.

Doberman_CATS!!! · « **Reply #12 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:46:43 AM »

OB's taking a chapter out of Frank's coaching style book?

sonofdaxjones · « **Reply #13 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »

Oh FIGHT you K-State Wildcats for Alma Mater FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT . . . Glory in the COMBAT . . .

wabash909 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:48:29 AM »

Quote from: unleashthemob on February 08, 2011, 09:11:12 AM

Hopefully that applies to our coaching staff as well

Don't be silly.

CNS · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:54:32 AM »

Quote from: PoetWarrior on February 08, 2011, 10:44:29 AM

If this is really true, it's good news, and the best player will ~~always play[/b~~] never come to KSU.

_33 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:59:30 AM »

Has any other program or coach tried something this innovative before? Never heard of a team where seniors had to compete for a starting job.

CNS · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:05:40 AM »

For the record, I am ok with starters from last year being beaten out of their position, but to announce it team wide is too old bally(intentionally did not call it ballsey) to have a positive reaction, internally and externally.

Essentially you are exclaiming to the kids, "You all suck. Get better. Would rather lose with youth than play you retards."

Basically telling the nation "We suck and will be making a reality documentary based on the popular film Necessary Roughness with less hot kicker chicks and more Snyders."

wabash909 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:12:40 AM »

Quote from: _33 on February 08, 2011, 10:59:30 AM

Has any other program or coach tried something this innovative before? Never heard of a team where seniors had to compete for a starting job.

Pretty innovative stuff.

Rumblings that we're going to punish mistakes with PUSH-UPS as well this off-season!!!!!!!!!! PUSH-UPS!

Panjandrum · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2011, 01:01:41 PM »

Early reports from Mercy Regional are that ED admissions are up. A lot of guys passed out after they had stopped breathing.

The diagnosis: Shirts have been tucked excessively tight after this news hit town.

jtksu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2011, 04:14:18 PM »

OMG!!! Players will have to battle it out to decide who is the best???!!! Oh, the horrors. Pretty sure no one in this thread has ever player a competitive sport, ever. Retards.

kstatefreak42 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2011, 04:15:23 PM »

What would Bryce do if he didnt start?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yoman · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2011, 05:20:25 PM »

Isn't this pretty much understood to happen every year?

Perry · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2011, 10:11:22 PM »

Quote from: yoman on February 08, 2011, 05:20:25 PM

Isn't this pretty much understood to happen every year?

_33 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2011, 11:11:29 PM »

Quote from: jtksu on February 08, 2011, 04:14:18 PM

OMG!!! Players will have to battle it out to decide who is the best???!!! Oh, the horrors. Pretty sure no one in this thread has ever player a competitive sport, ever. Retards.

I'm going to smash your face idiot.