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Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« on: February 07, 2011, 05:19:41 PM »
Can't believe they let you do this

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2011, 05:36:10 PM »
i do some laser camera instead of the dilated eye thing.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2011, 08:40:12 PM »
i do some laser camera instead of the dilated eye thing.

Yeah but that was an extra $35. Figured I'd save money and just risk everyones life on the way back

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 12:27:07 AM »
Never been to the eye doctor, I dunno what you guys are discussing.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 02:55:23 AM »
Never been to the eye doctor, I dunno what you guys are discussing.

They drop this stuff in your eyes to make your pupils turn huge so they can see in them better. Then, your eyes are SUPER sensitive to light for 1-2 hours. So me driving home with bright reflecting snow all over today was extremely difficult.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 07:07:35 AM »
Never been to the eye doctor, I dunno what you guys are discussing.

They drop this stuff in your eyes to make your pupils turn huge so they can see in them better. Then, your eyes are SUPER sensitive to light for 1-2 hours. So me driving home with bright reflecting snow all over today was extremely difficult.

don't you just keep a pair of sunglasses in your car?

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 07:58:26 AM »
hint:  close your eyes until they are just a tiny slit and then you will have no problems.  Anyone else have any life problems you want proffesor dave to solve?

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2011, 08:24:10 AM »
looks like this driving while eyes dilated thing just got DEBUNKED!  and down goes another. :woot:

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2011, 08:32:43 AM »
hint:  close your eyes until they are just a tiny slit and then you will have no problems.  Anyone else have any life problems you want proffesor dave to solve?

Do you do counseling as well? I have been working on my own SSH implementation for a while but it is just too time consuming so I think I am going to quit. Should I quit?

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2011, 08:34:58 AM »
hint:  close your eyes until they are just a tiny slit and then you will have no problems.  Anyone else have any life problems you want proffesor dave to solve?

Do you do counseling as well? I have been working on my own SSH implementation for a while but it is just too time consuming so I think I am going to quit. Should I quit?

yes, that thing you mentioned is dumb.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2011, 08:36:37 AM »
My eye doctor is way too enthusiastic about being an eye doctor.
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2011, 08:37:19 AM »
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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2011, 08:40:22 AM »
My eye doctor is way too enthusiastic about being an eye doctor.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #13 on: February 08, 2011, 08:51:38 AM »
My eye doctor is way too enthusiastic about being an eye doctor.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #14 on: February 08, 2011, 09:02:33 AM »
My eye doctor is way too enthusiastic about being an eye doctor.

that reminds me of my favorite and best eye doctor joke-

a guy walks into his eye doctor's office and sits down.  the eye doctor walks into the room and says, "what's the problem today that you need help with?", the patient begins to reply to the doctor- "well doc, my eyes have been giving me a lot of problems recently, so I" then his eye doctor abruptly cuts him off mid-sentence and screams "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT, I'M BLIND!"   

:lol:  love that joke so much.


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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #15 on: February 08, 2011, 02:20:13 PM »
hint:  close your eyes until they are just a tiny slit and then you will have no problems.  Anyone else have any life problems you want proffesor dave to solve?

That's basically what i did. Worked wonders

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #16 on: February 08, 2011, 04:13:00 PM »
crap, I did this last time, and they didn't tell me about it beforehand.   They gave me those dispoisable shades, and I put on a pair of tinted safety glasses on top and still had to squint.   It was a very bright day at lunchtime, and I had a meeting right after.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2011, 09:56:48 AM »
have my first ever eye doctor appointment today.  what are they going to do?  I assume this thing that will require intensive squinting.  how many needles will they poke directly into my eyeballs?  more than a million?  do you think there's a chance they can go directly to giving me eye surgery if needed so I'm not stuck wearing glasses or contacts or whatever?  I see pretty well but not as good as I used to.  I pass the eye exam at the driver's license place and junk. 

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2011, 10:09:06 AM »
have my first ever eye doctor appointment today.  what are they going to do?  I assume this thing that will require intensive squinting.  how many needles will they poke directly into my eyeballs?  more than a million?  do you think there's a chance they can go directly to giving me eye surgery if needed so I'm not stuck wearing glasses or contacts or whatever?  I see pretty well but not as good as I used to.  I pass the eye exam at the driver's license place and junk. 
"Better or worse? Better or worse"?
Where did you get that overnight bag?

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2011, 10:14:44 AM »
have my first ever eye doctor appointment today.  what are they going to do?  I assume this thing that will require intensive squinting.  how many needles will they poke directly into my eyeballs?  more than a million?  do you think there's a chance they can go directly to giving me eye surgery if needed so I'm not stuck wearing glasses or contacts or whatever?  I see pretty well but not as good as I used to.  I pass the eye exam at the driver's license place and junk.  

I wouldn't go.  The doctor gets right in your face and stays there half the visit.  If he doesn't take immaculate care of himself, it will be disgusting.


Also, it's kinda like dentist for your eyes...drilling, etc.

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2011, 10:28:49 AM »
never been to the eye doctor either. 


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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2011, 11:22:49 AM »
My eye dr is emaw and prob a PoA in her day so I don't mind taking a few shots of air in my eyes

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2011, 11:39:28 AM »
have my first ever eye doctor appointment today.  what are they going to do?  I assume this thing that will require intensive squinting.  how many needles will they poke directly into my eyeballs?  more than a million?  do you think there's a chance they can go directly to giving me eye surgery if needed so I'm not stuck wearing glasses or contacts or whatever?  I see pretty well but not as good as I used to.  I pass the eye exam at the driver's license place and junk. 

If you have to wear glasses I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.  Lucas

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Re: Driving home from the eye doctor with your eyes dilated
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2011, 12:47:17 PM »
have my first ever eye doctor appointment today.  what are they going to do?  I assume this thing that will require intensive squinting.  how many needles will they poke directly into my eyeballs?  more than a million?  do you think there's a chance they can go directly to giving me eye surgery if needed so I'm not stuck wearing glasses or contacts or whatever?  I see pretty well but not as good as I used to.  I pass the eye exam at the driver's license place and junk. 

If you have to wear glasses I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.  Lucas

yup, mr quad cities is about to become mr quad eyes.  LMAO what up Lucas?


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