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Any parents on this board?
« on: February 02, 2011, 01:25:45 AM »
what moment has made you most proud of your child?

thanks. go cats.


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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2011, 03:25:21 AM »
Dunking.
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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2011, 07:52:42 AM »

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 09:35:37 AM »
When the Kansas State Football - Our History video came out.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 10:20:02 AM »
what moment has made you most proud of your child?

thanks. go cats.

Splitting hairs, bro.  Splitting hairs.

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2011, 10:35:08 AM »
my 8 year old scoring his first EA Sports NCAA football touchdown. 

(even more proud he was playing with the 2002-2003 KSU team, having sproles run back and forth across the field 60 yards backwards, only to turn around and take it all the way to the endzone)

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2011, 10:39:45 AM »
Why do you ask?  Is there going to be a baby Fatty in the near future? :pbj:
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2011, 11:05:55 AM »
That time my kid just beat the bejesus out of that Arab kid on the playground.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2011, 11:07:51 AM »
That time my kid just beat the bejesus out of that Arab kid on the playground.

Way to pass on the bad parts of yourself to your kids.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2011, 12:51:01 PM »
walking, talking, etc.

hearing "dada" for the first time is a pretty good one.


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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2011, 12:52:14 PM »
The name of this thread isn't "stuff your date did last night" oktard.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2011, 12:53:28 PM »
The name of this thread isn't "stuff your date did last night" oktard.

some day you'll know what it's like to have sex, you racist pos

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2011, 12:54:33 PM »
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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2011, 09:38:47 PM »
When my son did something he wasn't supposed to do, and then he flipped around, looked at me, and smiled.

I basically realized he was a smart little crap at that point.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2011, 09:53:51 PM »
What's the worst thing your kid has done?

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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2011, 09:55:38 PM »
Your kids aren't cute/interesting.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2011, 10:29:32 PM »
One time my wife had 2 huge black kids that looked nothing like me, but they bailed my ass out of many jams, including stealing a helicopter.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2011, 12:43:06 AM »
Last summer, my son who was 4 at the time stood up for his 1 year old sister by punching a 6 year old in the stomach for laughing at her when she stepped in dog poop.   Kid doubled over and ran inside crying.

I was all   :nono: 

but on the inside I was all  :pbj:

later the wife and I were all  :lol: about what a pussy that kid was.
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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2011, 01:00:48 AM »
Your kids aren't cute/interesting.

also, you have too many of them.
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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 03:45:18 AM »
Since I am now almost 46, engaged for the 4th time, married twice, no kids yet, and have nailed about 200+ women I will say no and am thankful. Though kids are the best. Have had several.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 08:23:54 AM »
Since I am now almost 46, engaged for the 4th time, married twice, no kids yet, and have nailed about 200+ women I will say no and am thankful. Though kids are the best. Have had several.

 :cheers:

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200+ is pretty low.  You need to try going out and stuff. Come out of your shell.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 08:25:48 AM »
Since I am now almost 46, engaged for the 4th time, married twice, no kids yet, and have nailed about 200+ women I will say no and am thankful. Though kids are the best. Have had several.

 :cheers:

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do you ever cry yourself to sleep at night and wondered why you screwed up your life?

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 08:28:14 AM »
Since I am now almost 46, engaged for the 4th time, married twice, no kids yet, and have nailed about 200+ women I will say no and am thankful. Though kids are the best. Have had several.

 :cheers:

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Barney Stinson??? minus the Married and engaged parts...
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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 08:57:46 AM »
Since I am now almost 46, engaged for the 4th time, married twice, no kids yet, and have nailed about 200+ women I will say no and am thankful. Though kids are the best. Have had several.

 :cheers:

(now working in ne mississip for all you southern k-state transplant enjoyment)

whoop pig



Barney Stinson??? minus the Married and engaged parts...

and the total lack of awesomeness...  you can just tell he's lacking in awesomeness.

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Re: Any parents on this board?
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 09:04:07 AM »
We had to do the egg baby thing in middle school.  I got an F.
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