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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #100 on: February 04, 2011, 01:23:12 PM »
What is the first thing we are going to research and invent or whatever?  I vote for some sort of airline/hotel miles thing. 
hover cars

let's research snakes instead.  then mice, recruiting, cattle, apples, cheese and cured meats.
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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #101 on: February 04, 2011, 01:26:06 PM »
Cured meats? :fatty:
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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #102 on: February 04, 2011, 01:46:55 PM »
Rusty, let's start our own elite team of researchers

AGREED. this system sounds rigged.  Let's flip the rough rider upside down.

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #103 on: February 04, 2011, 03:47:55 PM »
What is the first thing we are going to research and invent or whatever?  I vote for some sort of airline/hotel miles thing. 
hover cars



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Re: cac you wish you knew more about
« Reply #104 on: February 05, 2011, 12:58:57 AM »
Who was the model for the Mona Lisa  :emawkid:
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Re: cac you wish you knew more about
« Reply #105 on: February 06, 2011, 02:57:36 PM »
how a woman's brain processes information and reaches a conclusion.

the same way that a male's does only everything is a lot more sparkly.

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #106 on: February 07, 2011, 09:06:21 AM »
OK, as some of you know the goEMAW Think Tank had our first meeting this weekend.  This is what we came up with (this is our working model and there will be some changes to the finished product):



It's a "Leveraged Freedom Chair" which is our take on the sustainable wheelchair for use by disabled people in the develpoing world.  The final product can be sold for $100 -- a 90 percent reduction off traditional wheelchairs -- and uses a lever-driven propulsion system that works better over rough terrain. It uses bicycle parts to keep costs down and simplify maintenance.

Next week, hover cars

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #107 on: February 07, 2011, 11:24:09 AM »
OK, as some of you know the goEMAW Think Tank had our first meeting this weekend.  This is what we came up with (this is our working model and there will be some changes to the finished product):



It's a "Leveraged Freedom Chair" which is our take on the sustainable wheelchair for use by disabled people in the develpoing world.  The final product can be sold for $100 -- a 90 percent reduction off traditional wheelchairs -- and uses a lever-driven propulsion system that works better over rough terrain. It uses bicycle parts to keep costs down and simplify maintenance.

Next week, hover cars

Good work guys.

I might suggest a PTO and hitch on the back so they can do some work with the thing.

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #108 on: February 07, 2011, 04:20:46 PM »
Guys I want to invent an electric mini van.  You know where the seats fold down into the floor in minivans? I thought of building a contraption that mounted in that space and had peddles to charge batteries that would be stored in the back.  Also a solar panel on the roof would supplement the charging power.  This would also be good for keeping our kids in good shape and not being lazy fat asses. 

What's that junior you want to watch a DVD on our way to grandmas?  I guess you will have to peddle extra hard because we only have enough juice to get to the corner 1/2 mile from her drive way.  Start peddling!

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #109 on: February 07, 2011, 04:24:07 PM »
Flying Shoes.

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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #110 on: February 25, 2011, 09:21:21 AM »
What is the first thing we are going to research and invent or whatever?  I vote for some sort of airline/hotel miles thing. 
hover cars


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Re: crap you wish you knew more about
« Reply #111 on: February 25, 2011, 09:22:30 AM »
What is the first thing we are going to research and invent or whatever?  I vote for some sort of airline/hotel miles thing. 
hover cars


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