I would be more than willing to do the research if Bigshotattorneycat gave me a summer internship.
I'll pay you $7.35(10 cents over MM!) an hour to be my intern over the summer. It will only be part time and your job duties would consist of
1. Answering my phone calls
2. Telling people their my #1 customer
3. Taking road trips to Cali
4. Buying "packages" in Cali
5. Putting "packages" in bags of coffee beans
6. Shipping coffee beans back to a PO Box
Let me know if your interested. There could be some profit sharing involved