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Offline Fldermaus

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Whistling in public
« on: January 25, 2011, 12:26:24 PM »
What is the appropriate punishment?  The piercing noise excreted by the offender each day is loud and off-key, without tune or melody (as if whistling takes any other form).


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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2011, 12:39:45 PM »
some dickhead was walking around my office whistling this morning.  made me wish i had a predator missle from CoD Modern Warfare 2 cue'd up.  i'd have found him on the map, don't worry, i'd have found him.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2011, 12:43:30 PM »
Quote from: Fldermaus on January 25, 2011, 12:26:24 PM
What is the appropriate punishment? 
Death.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2011, 01:19:39 PM »
I'll take a whistler over someone talking w/ Bluetooth any day.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2011, 02:07:05 PM »
what if the person is like, legitimately a good whistler?
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2011, 02:11:22 PM »
The whistler from the original post sounds like a complete stud
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2011, 02:26:11 PM »
i'll take a whistler over a loud breather any day.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2011, 02:38:52 PM »
Whistling in public person is most often an older white male.   Singing in public person is usually a younger black woman.    NOT RACIST!
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2011, 04:24:01 PM »
Quote from: j rake on January 25, 2011, 01:19:39 PM
I'll take a whistler over someone talking w/ Bluetooth any day.

RIGHT - especially that guy who has it on his ear and NEVER USES IT!!!
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2011, 04:55:45 PM »
Better question. Blow out or suck in to whistle? I find blowing out extremely difficult. No homo btw. :comehere:
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2011, 05:57:54 PM »
Quote from: Pett on January 25, 2011, 04:55:45 PM
Better question. Blow out or suck in to whistle? I find blowing out extremely difficult. No homo btw. :comehere:

I often whistle while I am walking around.  Not loudly mind you.  I whislte in and out in order to maintain a continuous tune.  I can see how that would be annoying now and I'll stop before someone hits me with a pred missile.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2011, 07:27:50 PM »
great choice T1BW, pred missile is not the way to go.
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Re: Whistling in public
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2011, 07:50:04 PM »

Quote from: emawblast on January 25, 2011, 02:07:05 PM
what if the person is like, legitimately a good whistler?

Personally, I have never heard a 'good' whistler.  It seems the only way to become 'good' at whistling must be through hours and hours of practice, developing from a bad whistler.  Since bad whistlers are prone to being taken out by predator missiles :crossfingers:, this may explain the lack of those who live long enough to become "good".   
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