Author Topic: Things old people are good at (Read 22316 times)

hemmy · « **on:** January 20, 2011, 09:06:57 PM »

This will be the official list thread.

1. Being old

Panjandrum · « **Reply #1 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:07:29 PM »

2. Going to Golden Corral before 5 PM

wiley · « **Reply #2 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:08:54 PM »

death

Panjandrum · « **Reply #3 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:09:26 PM »

Collecting Social Security

Panjandrum · « **Reply #4 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:09:48 PM »

Watching Matlock

hemmy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:10:02 PM »

4. Signing ** recruits

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:10:51 PM »

"What do the old people teach us but how to die?" - Say Anything

Very profound.

wiley · « **Reply #7 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:10:57 PM »

shitting themselves

Panjandrum · « **Reply #8 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:11:08 PM »

Hiring all of your old friends so you can work for twelve hours and then play backgammon for the next four hours

yoman · « **Reply #9 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:44:43 PM »

Eating Apple Sauce

wetwillie · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:45:54 PM »

eating soup, playing bridge

Stupid Fitz · « **Reply #11 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:50:48 PM »

Stealing money because they know people won't say anything because they are old.

chunkles · « **Reply #12 on:** January 20, 2011, 09:52:10 PM »

smelling weird and growing ear hairs

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #13 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:00:26 PM »

complaining. i had a good period of time where i was around old people a lot. they like to complain. and bitch. bitch and complain. trust me here. nobody beats them at this.

DQ12 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:01:43 PM »

Hating minorities.

Pett · « **Reply #15 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:04:11 PM »

Using Tom Kruse's Hoveround.

Tobias · « **Reply #16 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:09:00 PM »

Manufacturing Werther's Originals out of thin air.

pike · « **Reply #17 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:13:07 PM »

Knitting and sleeping

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #18 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:16:26 PM »

being racist.

ednksu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:16:53 PM »

killing athletic departments

ednksu · « **Reply #20 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on January 20, 2011, 10:01:43 PM

Hating minorities.

wouldn't that fall under being racists?

Tobias · « **Reply #21 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:29:01 PM »

Quote from: ednksu on January 20, 2011, 10:17:19 PM

wouldn't that fall under being racists?

Nah. They're just people that haven't grown into their age yet.

Pete · « **Reply #22 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:50:19 PM »

Obsessing over taxes

Feeling remorseful for squandering a lifetime of relationships with family and tossing shallow monetary benefits towards them in attempt to make amends...despite the obvious futility

Failing to recognize when they are loosing their capabilities in professional pursuits

Unable to change ingrained patterns that are ineffective and even destructive

Frightened of new technologies and quickly dismissive of their benefits

PandaXpanda · « **Reply #23 on:** January 20, 2011, 10:56:23 PM »

ruining crap.

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 20, 2011, 11:03:35 PM »

Paying in exact change and holding up the line while they search their purses/coin bags in order to do so.