Gentlemen,
I fear I have become addicted to posting, and therefore must deactivate my account. Although poking fun at each of you has brought me some joy, and bringing up topics which rile up the collective goEMAW Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) masses has provided me with a great deal of amusement, I'm afraid posting has consumed too much of my time and must come to an end. Like all other addictions I've overcome (sex, marijuana, hookers, coffee, and internet porn), I must exert self control and refrain from all posting activity.
I've thought about this long and hard, and decided that today needs to be my final day at goEMAW.com. I'm especially conflicted by my timing after recently receiving the honor of having an entire forum named after me. Regardless of the veracity of the title, this is something I am very proud of and feel I have duly earned. It would mean a great deal to me if my legacy as a goEMAW poster could live on in that manner.
Not to fear, I will return some day, under the same moniker no less, but with the news of a third child on the way (hopefully a boy this time) and the current futility of K-State sports I can no longer devote so much time to my own entertainment. I no longer hear what my wife is saying, and missed the better part of an exciting basketball match between TTech and OU due to my addiction. This has to stop.
I bid you all farewell. Feel free to use this thread as a eulogy in memoriam of my existence on the goEMAW interwebs.
Ciao (douche bag voice)
The Real "SD"
