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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #50 on: August 12, 2015, 10:20:16 AM »
i'm sure teams will be champing at the bit to acquire a player who is owed >$20 million and refuses to play without his twin brother with whom he was recently arrested for aggravated assault

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #51 on: August 12, 2015, 10:31:39 AM »
There's something kinda gross about their weird connection.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #52 on: August 12, 2015, 10:32:37 AM »
I don't blame him, I'd be pissed too.  They took less money to play together when they upped their contracts and then the Suns trade one of them.  Taking less money to free up cap space for the team was more then 95% of NBA players would do.

But yeah, they both still suck
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #53 on: August 12, 2015, 10:37:28 AM »
I don't blame him, I'd be pissed too.  They took less money to play together when they upped their contracts and then the Suns trade one of them.  Taking less money to free up cap space for the team was more then 95% of NBA players would do.

But yeah, they both still suck

and then got called for a league high amount of technical fouls, called out a popular broadcaster on live television (hornacek), and got arrested for beating someone that texted their mom.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #54 on: August 12, 2015, 10:42:16 AM »
Yeah none of that is good, and the Suns should have been aware that all of this and more was a reasonable possibility when they redid their contracts.  Doesn't change the fact that they took less money to play together.  I said I'd be pissed, I didn't say they shouldn't be held accountable for their actions.
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #55 on: August 12, 2015, 10:51:21 AM »
Yeah none of that is good, and the Suns should have been aware that all of this and more was a reasonable possibility when they redid their contracts.  Doesn't change the fact that they took less money to play together.  I said I'd be pissed, I didn't say they shouldn't be held accountable for their actions.

Less money?  Or just weird money?

http://www.azcentral.com/story/sports/nba/suns/2014/09/29/phoenix-suns-markieff-marcus-morris-contract-nba-lon-babby/16457719/

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2015, 11:40:04 AM »
eff him.  Neither guy is good enough that they can't be out of the league for causing problems.  Suns shouldn't take pennies on the dollar to trade him to the one team he wants to be on.  If he wants to screw up his career going into years of unprecedented salary caps, so be it.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2015, 12:00:05 PM »
ChiCat hates the eff out of MkMorris. Like, personally.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2015, 12:04:33 PM »
I think ChiCat probably dislikes lots of pieces of crap humans
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #59 on: August 12, 2015, 12:04:50 PM »
ChiCat hates the eff out of MkMorris. Like, personally.
To be fair, they're pretty easy to hate from an outsiders point of view. I'm saying this knowing that there are plenty of K-State players I could see opposing fans hating.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #62 on: August 12, 2015, 02:44:25 PM »
ChiCat hates the eff out of MkMorris. Like, personally.

My biggest connection to this is being a Suns fan.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #63 on: August 12, 2015, 03:27:54 PM »
ChiCat hates the eff out of MkMorris. Like, personally.
To be fair, they're pretty easy to hate from an outsiders point of view. I'm saying this knowing that there are plenty of K-State players I could see opposing fans hating.

I can't think of any players from KSU as hatable as the Morris bros.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #64 on: August 12, 2015, 03:32:01 PM »
Well, yeah!

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2015, 06:07:25 PM »
Sad, really

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/sources--markieff-morris-suspended-two-games-for-throwing-towel-at-suns-coach-jeff-hornacek-185544822.html
Very. Doesn't seem like adult behavior.  Hard to believe he's been in the league that long and still behaving like a kid. 

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #67 on: December 24, 2015, 11:46:32 PM »
this is actually a positive step forward considering past behavior.  the morrii should be applauded
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #68 on: December 25, 2015, 04:07:10 PM »
He just misses his brother.  I bet Markieff sits outside under the stars in Phoenix after every game and sings "Somewhere Out There" while his brother does the same from Detroit.   F.O.E.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #69 on: February 11, 2016, 01:23:53 AM »
Here we go again.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/14757505/markieff-morris-archie-goodwin-phoenix-suns-get-shoving-match-out

And isn't Markie's quote priceless: "Of course it looks bad. Everything I do looks bad."


Yes, Markie, everything you do does look bad.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #73 on: August 30, 2020, 07:01:03 PM »
I always forget which Morris twin is the deadeye with a pellet rifle, Markieff or Marcus.  Anyway, they thug on:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/clippers-marcus-morris-ejected-in-first-quarter-of-game-6-win-for-flagrant-foul-on-luka-doncic/ar-BB18wGl5?li=BBnb7Kz

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #74 on: August 31, 2020, 10:33:46 AM »
ku fans: oh man the morri were so great! awesome to have enforcers on our team like them.
rest of world:  these guys are complete scumbags

seriously, no other coach in cbb would touch these scumbags because a) they went to high school in a van down by the river, and b) because they're essentially black jeffrey dahmers.  but old billy aw shucks self in his quest for validation through winning, he hacks the system, gets them eligible, and puts them right out there front and center.  WITH JAYHAWK uniforms on.  its sickening. 


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