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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2015, 08:25:21 AM »
Don't mess with mama.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2015, 08:26:16 AM »
Man, they sure lie to cops a bunch.

Yeah, well, cops pretty much expect that from criminals, and doubt law enforcement has regarded the Morris twins as anything besides criminal. 

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2015, 08:34:25 AM »
Their mom believes their future wives will have to be fine with sharing a home. Marcus had pneumonia last week, so Markieff thought he had it, too.


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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2015, 09:20:30 AM »
I've known sets of twins in my life, and my grandmother was a twin.

None of them would consider what those guys do normal.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2015, 10:31:09 AM »
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TOGETHER AND EVEN ON THE SAME TEAM?  GO YOUR SEPARATE WAYS WEIRDOS. It bugs me.
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #30 on: April 08, 2015, 11:10:31 AM »
Goodness.  Hire that crap out

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2015, 12:05:50 PM »
the morris twins are like a double aaron hernandez


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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2015, 12:09:37 PM »
so, don't sext their mom?

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #33 on: April 08, 2015, 12:28:30 PM »

so, don't sext their mom?
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2015, 08:38:35 AM »
Know a Lawrence cop, he tells me the Morris twins were always trouble at the Oread, and habitually lied to them.  He was involved with the twins' beating of the bouncer at The Cave, and found it entertaining when both the twins denied they were Marcus and Markieff Morris, and uninvolved in the beating.  He talked to them after speaking with 10 patrons that identified the twins as the culprits in the assault.  He was also disgusted that despite having a clear cut case, charges against the twins were dropped.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2015, 09:11:25 AM »
kind of sad that lawrencetucky is ran by the KthUg basketball players, but what can you say, they really like winning a hobby sport championship every year in the worst P5 basketball league and opening round NCAA tourney games.


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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2015, 10:27:40 PM »
man, i never saw that coming

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2015, 11:07:11 PM »
Bet they request to be cellmates.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2015, 06:44:48 AM »
Wow, they're being charged with person felonies.  I'll have to look, but in most states agg assault is presumptive prison.  Really like how blatantly they lied to the cops, thinking they were still in Lawrence.  Cops can make you their "mission" if you piss them off, sounds like the twins did just that.

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2015/4/21/8463907/marcus-markieff-morris-phoenix-suns-assault-police

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2015, 08:49:12 AM »
it's especially funny to me that their defense is that they claim not to know the victim.  yet he says he's known them since high school. 
i wonder if there is some way to prove that they know each other?  i doubt it. 


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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2015, 09:14:36 AM »
it's especially funny to me that their defense is that they claim not to know the victim.  yet he says he's known them since high school. 
i wonder if there is some way to prove that they know each other?  i doubt it.

Review of social media will probably answer that question pretty quickly.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2015, 09:54:07 AM »
They will pay off the vic, he will refuse to cooperate, charges will be dropped.

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2015, 10:56:20 AM »
They will pay off the vic, he will refuse to cooperate, charges will be dropped.
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #44 on: April 23, 2015, 10:06:57 PM »
They played on on one of Self's unusually thuggish teams. I think 85% of the roster was comprised of violent criminals, more than the usual 75%
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2015, 08:15:14 AM »
Do lawyers for athletes do this often?

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Gerald Bowman Report is Inaccurate
I am the Arizona attorney for Gerald Bowman, and there is no record of any formal charges against Gerald or even a warrant. This lack of factual reporting is corroborated by the Maricopa County Attorney’s Office, the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office and the Clerk of the Maricopa County Superior Court. There are only two defendants listed on the Court docket (the Morris twins), with three unnamed defendants. Gerald Bowman is not currently on the active warrants list through the MCSO online warrants search and this is verified through direct contact with the Sheriff’s office. Gerald has had reports written about him without the facts to back them up. I am hoping that someone in the journalism world will be able to enlighten me on where they received this information, and why they have associated his with this incident without first conducting a proper investigation and verification of facts and sources. Gerald’s reputation has wrongfully been tainted and his NFL Draft future is jeopardized. To any NFL team questioning Gerald’s character or innocence in this matter, please feel free to contact me for the true facts.

Sincerely,

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2015, 09:34:02 AM »
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“One thing for sure, I am not going to be there,” Morris told Inquirer reporter Keith Pompey. “If you want to put that out there, you can put that out. I don’t give a eff. I am not going to be there at all. That’s just what it is.”

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #47 on: August 12, 2015, 10:02:36 AM »
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“One thing for sure, I am not going to be there,” Morris told Inquirer reporter Keith Pompey. “If you want to put that out there, you can put that out. I don’t give a eff. I am not going to be there at all. That’s just what it is.”
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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #48 on: August 12, 2015, 10:12:53 AM »
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“One thing for sure, I am not going to be there,” Morris told Inquirer reporter Keith Pompey. “If you want to put that out there, you can put that out. I don’t give a eff. I am not going to be there at all. That’s just what it is.”
Be where?

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Re: Morris Twins at it again
« Reply #49 on: August 12, 2015, 10:17:09 AM »
That's professional.