I think it's bullshit when teams that play small get lots of fouls because their guards drive into the lane, out of control, and bump into big guys when shooting/passing (aka the bailout call). I expect lots of fouls to be called with mu guards trying to make circus layup shots when our bigs jump straight up in the air to block/alter their shots. I expect to get zero of these calls on our end. I will cuss at the TV to express my displeasure.
I expect Kelly and JamSam to get two quick fouls each in the 1st half on calls like these and then sit out the last 10 minutes of the 1st half. At this time our offense will go into a complete funk and MU will go on a large run (meanwhile Wally and JHR will pick up two quick fouls each). We will come back in the second half but fall short because the FT rate for MU will pick up dramatically in the last 8 minutes of the game (based on similar type foul calls) in the referees attempt to appease the crowd and a squishy wrinkled face Mike Anderson. Frank will go ballistic and get lots of camera time.
I will then come on here and blame the entire game on the officiating just so the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) posters on this board can call me a tard. In reality we will lose the game because we have a sh*t ton of TO's and actually do foul the opponent at an alarming rate.