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Offline Acceleration Man

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Hey Pullen
« on: January 16, 2011, 09:27:23 PM »
So I hear you looked pretty good against Tech, not so much w/ the turnovers and all that. Sorry I missed it, but I had to take a little break after the abominations I'd been forcing myself to watch. Let me tell you that I really appreciate the whole tourney run last year in which you were smokin' hot and looked awesome. You are still a very good player and we're all happy that you play pretty good defense and give us 15 or so each night out. You will always be remembered as a great player at K-State.

Now that aside, let me also tell you that you need to get all of this All-American nonsense out of your head. I know it's nice to think about, but it's actually made you a worse player this year. All-Americans take charge of their team, don't make silly turnovers, and find ways to win games. You're not an All-American. Now, all I really want is what you can give if you just pull your inflated ego out of the stratosphere.

You are a senior. Act like it. Stop making Gruds and Sams and everyone else try to take over this team while looking over their shoulders at you (because it's YOUR job). You're the one that's been here the longest. You've experienced the roughest of Martin and have come out the better for it. You should be proud of that. The managerial position is yours. Just man up.

You are better than all those stupid turnovers you've had. You're better than those forced threes you take too often. And you're way better than the passive no-show leadership you've been exhibiting. You're in the home stretch of your senior season. Tomorrow night you have a chance to do all the right things against a team with a pulse. It's not too late to turn this ship around. Make us proud, Pullz, make us proud.

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« Last Edit: January 16, 2011, 09:29:24 PM by Acceleration Man »

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 09:28:13 PM »
 :flush:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 09:29:24 PM »
:DNR:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 09:30:14 PM »
Jake, we love you. We hate acceleration_man.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2011, 09:31:57 PM »
Wasn't Sams here as long as Jake, he just redshirted his first yr

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2011, 09:32:10 PM »
Jamar has been here just as long as Jake. I don't know why people are forgetting this.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2011, 09:34:01 PM »
 :facepalm:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2011, 09:34:44 PM »
Shitty post

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2011, 09:54:09 PM »
Shitty post

Very shitty. Wish I did not read.
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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »
I want to punch you in the face

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2011, 10:38:26 PM »
need to change your sig to gopowercat.com

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2011, 10:39:37 PM »
TARD

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2011, 11:33:37 PM »
It is my hope that Acceleration Man will take this PI to heart, learn from it, regroup, and come back an improved poster sometime in the future. 

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2011, 11:41:52 PM »
 :ck:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2011, 11:56:52 PM »
It is my hope that Acceleration Man will take this PI to heart, learn from it, regroup, and come back an improved poster sometime in the future. 

He has already had plenty of opportunities to do this

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2011, 11:59:32 PM »
I wish I was surprised at the racism.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2011, 12:01:32 AM »
If I could abort everything involved in making this post, I would.  I really, really would.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2011, 12:01:47 AM »
Jeez I couldn't make it passed (or is it past?) the first sentence
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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2011, 12:47:37 AM »
a_m is the new jtksu.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2011, 02:14:08 AM »
 :emawkid:
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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2011, 02:33:09 AM »
Hey Acceleration Man:

So I hear you posted pretty well at ksufans.com, not so much w/ the meltdowns and all that. Sorry I missed it, but I had to take a little break after the abominations I'd been forcing myself to read. Let me tell you that I really appreciate the whole better than average posting ability last year in which you were smokin' hot and looked awesome. You are still a very good bbs'er and we're all happy that you post pretty well and give us 15 or so posts each month. You will always be remembered as a great bbs'er at goEMAW.com.

Now that aside, let me also tell you that you need to get all of this anti-Pullen nonsense out of your head. I know it's nice to think about, but it's actually made you a worse bbs'er this year.  Great bbs'ers take charge of their keyboard, don't make silly typos, and find ways to win arguments. You're not a great bbs'er. Now, all I really want is what you can give if you just pull your inflated ego out of the stratosphere.

You are a better than average bbs'er. Act like it. Stop making steve dave and sys and everyone else try to take over this board while looking over their shoulders at you (because it's YOUR job). You're the one that's been logged in 6 days, 1 hours and 42 minutes. You've experienced the roughest of jtksu and have come out the better for it. You should be proud of that. The better than average position is yours. Just man up.

You are better than all those stupid posts you've had. You're better than those forced anti-Pullen remarks you make too often. And you're way better than the passive no-show bbs'er attitude you've been exhibiting. You're in the home stretch of your bbs'ing career. Tomorrow night you have a chance to say all the right things against a chatroom with a pulse. It's not too late to turn this ship around. Make us proud, Acceleration Man, make us proud.

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2011, 03:33:28 AM »
 :facepalm:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2011, 04:42:01 AM »
Why did I take the time to open and read all of this.  :goodbyecruelworld: Acceleration Man, you are so f*cking dumb. Take a gun and put it in your mouth........ You finish the rest. :flush:
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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2011, 08:33:21 AM »
OK... so I was in a funky mood last night. My apologies for the tone, which was probably uncalled for.

What I'm trying to say is -- make me a believer today. Against a team that will try and beat us w/ forced turnovers and killer shots on their home floor, show me that last game wasn't a fluke, and that the best, most experienced player on our team is ready to perform like the best, most experienced player on our team.



To you PIers, I'm ok w/ admitting when I'm wrong, but I also am not swayed when I believe I'm right.  :cheers:

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Re: Hey Pullen
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2011, 08:51:29 AM »
OK... so I was in a funky mood last night. My apologies for the tone, which was probably uncalled for.

What I'm trying to say is -- make me a believer today. Against a team that will try and beat us w/ forced turnovers and killer shots on their home floor, show me that last game wasn't a fluke, and that the best, most experienced player on our team is ready to perform like the best, most experienced player on our team.



To you PIers, I'm ok w/ admitting when I'm wrong, but I also am not swayed when I believe I'm right.  :cheers:

hey dipshit, you've always been a terrible poster, don't kid yourself.