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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #650 on: March 29, 2012, 09:19:22 PM »
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« Reply #651 on: March 30, 2012, 01:44:51 AM »
thoughts on the "pointing at the guy who gave me the ball for an assist" in a pick up game?

I am against it, unless I am doing in a mocking fashion against the other team

Is that the same thing as saying "nice pass"? Because I think it's worse than nice pass, but I haven't put much thought into it.
very similar to nice pass, but yes more obnoxious.   just the point to the assist-man as you run backwards down court.
If I have a player on my team not paying much attention on offense, I like to use him as a pick and then give him a "nice pick"

Why would you be against that?
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #652 on: March 30, 2012, 03:06:54 PM »
Trim essentially guaranteed a championship for the goEMAW.com ICT basketball team.  If you jokers lose even 1 game I will burn this place down. 

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #653 on: March 30, 2012, 10:36:47 PM »
Trim essentially guaranteed a championship for the goEMAW.com ICT basketball team.  If you jokers lose even 1 game I will burn this place down. 

Forgot to mention, we're bringing on Gottlieb as coach once the Final 4's over.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #654 on: April 01, 2012, 09:04:40 PM »
A sloppy and contentious game was won by the goEMAW.com Wichita Katpak'rs Strut 'n Cut Hoops Squad this morning, 53-39.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #655 on: April 01, 2012, 09:37:53 PM »
rumblings via twitter i was a terror on the court this morning - cannot confirm as i was still very pak'd and woke up right before noon  :sdeek:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #656 on: April 01, 2012, 10:11:51 PM »
rumblings via twitter i was a terror on the court this morning - cannot confirm as i was still very pak'd and woke up right before noon  :sdeek:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #657 on: April 11, 2012, 08:40:34 PM »
Team Strut 'n Cut has a gym reserved Friday night at 6:30 and could use some more guys to help us fill out 5 on 5 or allow us to sub a little or to be our Washington Generals. 

Don't let John Currie and oscar Weber crap all over the new era of paking; come help us out.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #658 on: April 11, 2012, 08:43:35 PM »
Damn, would be in Wichita if you did it again next week...
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #659 on: April 11, 2012, 09:25:44 PM »
Damn, would be in Wichita if you did it again next week...

WE MIGHT!

EDIT: I wouldn't be there Friday night, but will be back for that Sunday's game.  No reason the scrimmage couldn't still happen though with the rest of the strut'rs 'n cut'rs.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #660 on: April 12, 2012, 08:44:45 AM »
Strut 'n Cut'rs are bailing like crazy on Friday night's scrimmage.  I probably shouldn't have told MIR and JW that I want to burn their houses down with their families in them.  Could still use 5-6 guys to run against.  Hellhammer?  Bloodfart?  The other 20 or so Wichitans that emerged last month?

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #661 on: April 13, 2012, 02:20:59 PM »
Don't forget to come support your goEMAW hoops squad tonight by supplying extra bodies for BBF$$Kat to back the eff down in the paint.

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PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #662 on: April 13, 2012, 04:28:07 PM »
I wish I was in Wichita, I would go down to the basketball place and join you guys.

I cannot shoot very well, can't dribble with my left hand, am not tall enough to rebound, and tire easily.  However,  I may be one of the better crap talkers you have seen.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #663 on: April 13, 2012, 04:29:46 PM »
I wish I was in Wichita, I would go down to the basketball place and join you guys.

I cannot shoot very well, can't dribble with my left hand, am not tall enough to rebound, and tire easily.  However,  I may be one of the better crap talkers you have seen.

Hmmm... that's kind of my role, so we'd have to be on opposite teams in the scrimmage.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #664 on: April 14, 2012, 10:01:28 AM »
I need deets on the scrimmage.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #665 on: April 14, 2012, 10:24:37 AM »
I need deets on the scrimmage.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #666 on: April 15, 2012, 05:55:25 PM »
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #667 on: April 15, 2012, 06:49:21 PM »
I will be in wichita in early May hitting up a wedding as part of our Farewell CONUS tour. If I have time, I may lace up the ol' Air Flight Huaraches.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #668 on: April 15, 2012, 06:59:29 PM »
I will be in wichita in early May hitting up a wedding as part of our Farewell CONUS tour. If I have time, I may lace up the ol' Air Flight Huaraches.

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #669 on: April 20, 2012, 11:09:03 AM »
So apparently this game has a rule that jump balls just go to whomever says "first" after the tie up. Today I was juggling a pass, this guy got one hand on it and yelled "first!" right before I took it away. He got a lot of crap for it.

I just can't reiterate how rough ridin' stupid this rule is. I can't believe grownups play like this. It's definitely the thing I hate most about my regular game.

Also, I've been working the jump hook lately. Even with the left hand! :excited:

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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #670 on: April 20, 2012, 12:04:36 PM »
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« Reply #671 on: April 24, 2012, 02:58:29 PM »
So team strut-n-cut was in the late stages of another ho hum 15+ point victory on Sunday.  There was like 2 minutes left when I go up for a layup and I get picked clean.  The ref (in this league we have state certified officials) calls a foul sending me to the line for 2.  As we are lining up for my FTs one guy for the other team starts chirping to one of the refs when this exchange happens:

Ref:  I missed the call
Guy: where did they get you from you've been missing calls all day
Ref:  you're down 15 you have been missing plays all day
Guy: get better
Ref:  you get better
Guy: you need to go back to where you came from
Ref:  we can talk crap, if you talk crap to me I'll talk crap right back

This was after the ref gave me the ball to shoot, I was laughing my ass off and missed both FTs badly.  Also worth pointing out that this same guy chirped our whole team after they had an earlier 6-0 run that placed their score somewhere in the 20's and pulled them to a 15 point deficit.  This dude was very WT, skinny, awful cut off shirt with no number and greasy hair, pretty sure he was methed out.  This league is awful with lots of shitty players who take losing like they're Kobe or some crap.

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« Reply #672 on: April 24, 2012, 03:12:26 PM »
So team strut-n-cut was in the late stages of another ho hum 15+ point victory on Sunday.  There was like 2 minutes left when I go up for a layup and I get picked clean.  The ref (in this league we have state certified officials) calls a foul sending me to the line for 2.  As we are lining up for my FTs one guy for the other team starts chirping to one of the refs when this exchange happens:

Ref:  I missed the call
Guy: where did they get you from you've been missing calls all day
Ref:  you're down 15 you have been missing plays all day
Guy: get better
Ref:  you get better
Guy: you need to go back to where you came from
Ref:  we can talk crap, if you talk crap to me I'll talk crap right back

This was after the ref gave me the ball to shoot, I was laughing my ass off and missed both FTs badly.  Also worth pointing out that this same guy chirped our whole team after they had an earlier 6-0 run that placed their score somewhere in the 20's and pulled them to a 15 point deficit.  This dude was very WT, skinny, awful cut off shirt with no number and greasy hair, pretty sure he was methed out.  This league is awful with lots of shitty players who take losing like they're Kobe or some crap.
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
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Re: PICKUP BASKETBALL THREAD
« Reply #674 on: April 24, 2012, 06:36:23 PM »
 The fatty4ksu is a nice touch.