Design our first drive

[Shooter Jones]

We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. 

wacks, you're right, I want waters healthy all year too..  so I'm with you on team 3 yards and a fainting goat induced cloud of dust*

*until the first time he does that crap on a 3rd and 4, then I'm rough ridin' out.

[MadCat]

Sorry steve dave, I had to. When somebody throws me a meatball like that, you know I'm going to swing.

Intentional word-play?

EDIT: 

[420seriouscat69]

We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season. 

wacks, you're right, I want waters healthy all year too..  so I'm with you on team 3 yards and a fainting goat induced cloud of dust*

*until the first time he does that crap on a 3rd and 4, then I'm rough ridin' out.

That's fair.