Your very own, Stan Webber , is one butthurt dude.

[bones129]

A couple years ago, Stan and I went deer hunting. He shot this monster buck with a bow from about 300 yards. We proceeded to load the buck in the back of my truck (Stan doesn't own a truck, he's way to cool for that.  Just borrows one when he needs one).  We start driving home and the buck starts thrashing around in the back. Wasn't dead.  Wasn't NEAR DEAD!  Stan jumps out and proceeds to get this monster buck in a headlock. He yells at the buck "who's the greatest college football color man of all time!"  Then he manipulates the deers lips into saying STAAAANNNNN WEBBBBBEEEER.  Well, it didn't sound exactly like "Stan Weber" but it was pretty good for a deer.

 

[Cartierfor3]

I bet he smiles in his sleep

[MadCat]

I bet he smiles in his sleep

  With his eyes open

[Dugout DickStone]

I bet he smiles in his sleep

Smirks

[millertime]

In his spare time, studbot created a board game in which he creates the Super Bowl teams and plays this game based on probabilities and other junk to try and predict how the Super Bowl will play out.  He basically predicted that the Seahawks would stomp the Broncos, wasn't surprised a bit by it.

Fun game, I used to play it at his house all the time


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[SPEmaw]

I bet he smiles in his sleep

Smirks

He doesn't sleep, guys.

[mhkpasa]

He doesn't sleep, he charges.

[cas4ksu]

Stan is very good at what he does. I remember for the OU game in 2011, he walked past the student section 2 hours prior to kickoff and I yelled at him, "Hey Stan, have a great call today." And he said "Thank you. We are going to need you guys to be loud!" He said this while raising his arms to pump up the crowd.

[Dugout DickStone]

Pete and I rapped with him at Kelly's before the '03 dr. Pep.  He said we had no chance.

[Rage Against the McKee]

He doesn't sleep, he charges.

He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.

[kim carnes]

in response to the OP, he is very butthurt

[SPEmaw]

in response to the OP, he is very butthurt

Why have you become worse and worse?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

Stan Stud Story:

I had the chance to meet Stan at a birthday party a couple years back and started talking to him about kstate.  And by talking to him about Kstate I mean all I did was ask him questions and he literally told me Kstate stories for like 2 hours.  At the end of it he asked if I had a job (I did not..) and then got me a meeting with one of his friends who is the President of a company.  Long story short, Stan got me a job while answering every question I had about our football team.  Stud...

i dont know who you are or where you came from but you are already a better poster than dlew12. congratulations.

[sonofdaxjones]

There was a heated internal debate at IBM about what to name their latest Supercomputer.   The debate raged so hard that finally the CEO issued and edict that the choice between STAN or WATSON would be decided by a best of 3 coin toss.   Even then staffers debated for days on the fairness of the final flip, and with several spending days working with WATSON to determine if the intitial hand positioning on the last flip influenced the outcome in any way.

[SPEmaw]

He doesn't sleep, he charges.

He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.

No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.

[MouseRat]

He doesn't sleep, he charges.

He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.

No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.

I believe it was StudStan who suggested we build a hadron collider in the NEZ.  The proposal was shot down due to budget constraints, but he was on the right track.  If built he could have accelerated the atoms himself and converted them to pure reusable EMAWnergy!

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[Rage Against the McKee]

He doesn't sleep, he charges.

He charges in sleep mode. I can see how that would confuse people. Hell, my mom wouldn't understand any of this. The future is here, guys, and its name is Stan.

No, really...he doesn't sleep (or charge), guys. I think he's refined fusion technology to the point where he just keeps on going.

I believe it was StudStan who suggested we build a hadron collider in the NEZ.  The proposal was shot down due to budget constraints, but he was on the right track.  If built he could have accelerated the atoms himself and converted them to pure reusable EMAWnergy!

Stan would have plugged himself into that thing and started cranking out terminators. Only instead of killing us all, they would have played Cats football and we would have won every game 200-0 from now until the end of time.

[steve dave]

YOU'RE ONE BUTTHURT DUDE YOU PIECE OF TRASH!

[Katpappy]

  IT'S NOT NICE TO PISS OFF THE MC OF OUR BOARD.