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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #25 on: December 12, 2013, 09:52:05 PM »
Skinny Benny = Salad Spinner

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2013, 09:53:02 PM »
whew, made the cut by just a hair

bloodfart = silicone fingers basting brush

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2013, 09:55:43 PM »
oregonsmawk =  turkey baster (72 turkeys in high school)

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2013, 10:00:53 PM »
oregonsmawk =  turkey baster (72 turkeys in high school)

missed the beems in your list cause u said beams

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2013, 10:11:59 PM »
The Colander might be the greatest nickname since the bread slicer.
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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2013, 10:17:16 PM »

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2013, 10:58:14 PM »
J = weber smokey mountain

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2013, 11:02:57 PM »
Towniecat = nu-wave oven

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2013, 11:03:34 PM »
Johnny Wichita = The Spring Form
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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2013, 07:54:44 AM »
I REALLY WANNA BE A BOTTLE OPENER!!!   :pray:
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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2013, 08:37:02 AM »
I REALLY WANNA BE A BOTTLE OPENER!!!   :pray:

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2013, 08:37:11 AM »
Has Mason jar been claimed?

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2013, 08:41:47 AM »
great list pete. you nailed pretty much everyone, including myself. waffle iron. just perfect.

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2013, 08:45:52 AM »
MIR = George Foreman

this went unnoticed and is possibly the best one
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2013, 08:46:39 AM »
Kelly Clarkson = The Disposal

she posts here?!
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2013, 09:45:14 AM »
I'd be a kitchen scale.

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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2013, 09:54:09 AM »
Weird Friday thread.
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Re: Kitchen Appliance/Utensil/Feature Nickname Thread
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2013, 10:02:25 AM »
Weird Friday thread.

In fairness to Pete it was a really normal, nay, exceptional, Thursday thread
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