Amazing feats that no one else witnessed (so feel free to exaggerate)

[EMAWmeister]

In 7th grade, I hit a game winning grand slam in the bottom of the 7th, while not making contact with a single pitch. 

[hemmy]

Once in college I ate 2 large pizza shuttle pizzas in one sitting and didn't get one bout of constipation.

[Spaces]

Once in 9th grade at lunch I flicked a paper football probably some 20 feet in the air onto a rafter.

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

My freshman year at K-State we were bored and trowing push pins at the cork board.  One time I pinned a fly to the board from 15 feet.   

[Emo EMAW]

Last night I was running around loading stuff in my vehicle, got in to drive away and noticed I left the passenger door open.  I could have gotten out and closed it, but instead I calmly reversed into the street and then gunned it down the street.  Door slammed shut no problem. 

[lopakman]

My senior year of college I was dating a girl who lived at University Commons.  Her roommate was a classy cat.  One night when I was over there Michael Bishop came over to nail her roommate.  After he was done he gave me a high five and left.

[Shacks]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

[CNS]

My senior year of college I was dating a girl who lived at University Commons.  Her roommate was a classy cat.  One night when I was over there Michael Bishop came over to nail her roommate.  After he was done he gave me a high five and left.

Boss!

[Spaces]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

what's that mean

[Shacks]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

what's that mean

Means I did what this guy is doing but with only one hand holding the gun and without looking down the barrel and somehow managed to obliterate a moving, flying target on the first try (random internet pic, no clue who he is)

[Spaces]

nice pants, shacks. 

[420seriouscat69]

I wrestled a girl when I was 9 at a wrestling meet and I held no mercy. I wasn't about to have my bros make fun of me by taking it easy. I pinned her in 18 seconds.

[Shacks]

I didn't even notice those, capris on a guy is just

On a girl they're just

[Unruly]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

Not trying to one up or anything.

At the family 4th of July get together we have a skeet shootout and last year I was all like "I am gonna nail this one from the hip, PULL!" and as my uncle threw the clay I just held my 20ga at the hip and powdered it.

I believe your story Shacks.

 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

Not trying to one up or anything.

At the family 4th of July get together we have a skeet shootout and last year I was all like "I am gonna nail this one from the hip, PULL!" and as my uncle threw the clay I just held my 20ga at the hip and powdered it.

I believe your story Shacks.

 

lol 20ga what a badass

[ChiComCat]

I like how the thread has become the responsible gun owners practicing trick shots

[Unruly]

I'll out shoot you any day with that 20ga KSC.

[bones129]

My senior year of college I was dating a girl who lived at University Commons.  Her roommate was a classy cat.  One night when I was over there Michael Bishop came over to nail her roommate.  After he was done he gave me a high five and left.

Fantastic moment.

[lopakman]

Alex Gordon used to work out with a personal Trainer at Planet Fitness on 135th and Metcalf.  One day when he was there without his trainer I asked him to spot me and he did.     He was a very nice guy.  I was sad when he stopped going there to workout in the off season.

[Willesgirl]

I wrestled a girl when I was 9 at a wrestling meet and I held no mercy. I wasn't about to have my bros make fun of me by taking it easy. I pinned her in 18 seconds.

Aren't you like 20-feet tall? Why weren't you playing basketball?

[puniraptor]

I mindlessly put my phone in my shirt pocket one day at work then later went to the bathroom and when I bent over to lift the toilet lid my phone fell out of my shirt pocket and my wildcat hand reflexes caught my phone an inch above the water.

[420seriouscat69]

I wrestled a girl when I was 9 at a wrestling meet and I held no mercy. I wasn't about to have my bros make fun of me by taking it easy. I pinned her in 18 seconds.

Aren't you like 20-feet tall? Why weren't you playing basketball?

I did both when I was 9 and I wasn't 20 ft tall at that age. I definitely am a better basketball player.

[Emo EMAW]

Is there where he learned to check the oil you think? 

[Super PurpleCat]

A few days after Christmas a friend and I were sitting on the curb driving our RC cars in circles out in the street.  Some kid comes pedaling by on his BMX.  I pull my RC car out of the circle and follow the kid on the bike with it, matching his speed, car is about 3 feet to the left of his feet.  He looks down at the car and says "stop that or I'll run over your car".  Without hesitation I mash the direction stick on the controller and my car does a perfect slide right between his bike wheels and shifts over to the left side of his bike, all while he's going full speed.  He's such in shock he doesn't notice the parked car a few feet away.  He runs into the bumper of the parked car at about 15mph while my RC car hits the brakes, turns around and races back to me, with my friend fist pumping the air.  A few neighbors may have seen this though. 

[Shacks]

My cousin and brother saw me do this since they were with me, but nobody else believes us so it's good enough for this thread.  Once when we were shooting skeet I wanted to try it one-handed.  My cousin flung the clay pigeon and on the very first try I hit it while holding a 12 gauge with only one hand.  My arm was fully extended and I wasn't even looking down the barrel, hit it dead on.

Not trying to one up or anything.

At the family 4th of July get together we have a skeet shootout and last year I was all like "I am gonna nail this one from the hip, PULL!" and as my uncle threw the clay I just held my 20ga at the hip and powdered it.

I believe your story Shacks.

 

We should host a gE shooting competition