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i have a yorkie and he's pretty badass. doesn't bark, doesn't act like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), he just sits in the window catching some rays and when he needs to go outside to piss he stands in front of me and looks at me until i notice him.small, non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dogs are better than big hairy nasty dogs any day.
Quote from: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:48:46 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:17:33 PMI have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.i love these dogs. i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.Enjoy your cats, spinster. FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you. So, yay cats I guess. Very green of them. I heard they live for ever too. Nine times or something.
Quote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:17:33 PMI have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.i love these dogs. i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.
I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.
Yorkies are the dumbest "dogs" on the planet.
typical little man's syndrome, just like pete
Quote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:54:57 PMQuote from: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:48:46 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:17:33 PMI have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.i love these dogs. i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.Enjoy your cats, spinster. FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you. So, yay cats I guess. Very green of them. I heard they live for ever too. Nine times or something. spinster? like i said, I love bulldogs. it just sucks that they have so many health issues.
yorkies are the worst
Quote from: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:48:46 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:17:33 PMI have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.i love these dogs. i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.i wanted to kill myself when my bulldog died (not really, but i was devastated). i'm never getting one again, not worth it.
Quote from: kim carnes on November 30, 2012, 06:19:21 PMQuote from: pissclams on November 30, 2012, 02:48:46 PMQuote from: Mr Bread on November 30, 2012, 02:17:33 PMI have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss. Know why? Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop. 24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place. It rocks. Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever. Served.i love these dogs. i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.i wanted to kill myself when my bulldog died (not really, but i was devastated). i'm never getting one again, not worth it. ORIGIN STORY
I don't like any breed of dog.
Quote from: FP TC etc. on November 30, 2012, 04:35:25 PMYorkies are the dumbest "dogs" on the planet.very untrue. ours are both very crafty and smart.
Quote from: michigancat on November 30, 2012, 07:42:47 PMI don't like any breed of dog.dogs are just a bit too mainstream i guess.
He looks like the canine version of Puss 'N Boots from Shrek.