This EMAW outkicked his coverage...

[puniraptor]

i just want a dog that laughs at my jokes

[Mikeyis4dcats]

i have a yorkie and he's pretty badass.  doesn't bark, doesn't act like a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), he just sits in the window catching some rays and when he needs to go outside to piss he stands in front of me and looks at me until i notice him.

small, non-Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) dogs are better than big hairy nasty dogs any day.

we have 2 (mother and son).   Son is quiet, very mellow.   She is getting kind of neurotic....she didn't handle us having the kid very well.

[pissclams]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Enjoy your cats, spinster.  FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you.  So, yay cats I guess.  Very green of them.  I heard they live for ever too.  Nine times or something. 

spinster?  like i said, I love bulldogs.  it just sucks that they have so many health issues.

[FP TC etc.]

Yorkies are the dumbest "dogs" on the planet.

[CNS]

Basset hound. Very similar to Bread's description of bulldogs, except pretty smart. 

Awesome dog.

[Mikeyis4dcats]

Yorkies are the dumbest "dogs" on the planet.

very untrue.  ours are both very crafty and smart.

[Pete]

typical little man's syndrome, just like pete

YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Get it? It's a dog thread.  I just called your Mom a dog, lol.

[Mr Bread]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

Enjoy your cats, spinster.  FYI: They're just hanging out with you for the chance that you might die in their presence and then they can eat you.  So, yay cats I guess.  Very green of them.  I heard they live for ever too.  Nine times or something. 

spinster?  like i said, I love bulldogs.  it just sucks that they have so many health issues.

Would you believe a beats mixing prowess reference?  I'm gonna be honest, a lot of the time I really don't know around here.  When you shoot from the hip, sometimes you're gonna put out an eye. 

[EMAWmeister]

yorkies are the worst

[CNS]

yorkies are the worst

Agreed

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[kim carnes]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

i wanted to kill myself when my bulldog died (not really, but i was devastated).  i'm never getting one again, not worth it.

[puniraptor]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

i wanted to kill myself when my bulldog died (not really, but i was devastated).  i'm never getting one again, not worth it.

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[Stevesie60]

I have two pure bread (pun) English bulldogs and they are rough ridin' boss.  Know why?  Because they have extra skin and are chubby tanks and are super cuddly and laid back and also dumb, but that just leads to them doing adorable crap non-rough ridin'-stop.  24 mother fuckin' 7 cute cake party at my place.  It rocks.  Try to match it, no don't, because you literally fuckin' can't ever.  Served.

i love these dogs.  i would never get one b/c they die young and it would suck.

i wanted to kill myself when my bulldog died (not really, but i was devastated).  i'm never getting one again, not worth it.

ORIGIN STORY

[yoga-like_abana]

I want to get one of the dogs from sesame street that way I can dress them up and we can take hilarious photos/videos as well


 

[michigancat]

I don't like any breed of dog.

[star seed 7]

I don't like any breed of dog.

dogs are just a bit too mainstream i guess.

[FP TC etc.]

Yorkies are the dumbest "dogs" on the planet.

very untrue.  ours are both very crafty and smart.

I mean dumb as in they suck, not as in they are unintelligent.

[michigancat]

I don't like any breed of dog.

dogs are just a bit too mainstream i guess.

Yeah, that's it.

[SdK]

To all of the haters, Kip is very real. He is also the most adorbs pup in the entire world.

[Stevesie60]

He looks like the canine version of Puss 'N Boots from Shrek.

[SdK]

He looks like the canine version of Puss 'N Boots from Shrek.

Can I mark you down as thinking Puss 'N Boots is the most adorbs feline version of Kip ever animated? What's that? Yes? Oh ok, already had you marked down. Thanks body by Jakesie60, Kip is flexing so hard right now!