Guise, i just had a terrible thought. We mushed the eff out of TCU when we formed the Big 12. (Jesus man, we accepted Baylor and TTU over TCU.) Then we shoved GPatt's fat face in his own crap when he was begging for us to hire him. What if this is all a big conspiracy to get us back? Gary Peterson knows his salad days in the podunk conferences is over and he can't win in the Big 12 while he's chained to TCU. Dude will take the first job at an actual BCS school that shows any interest. Gary is the token fat chick in the group now and he'll spread em just as soon as he gets someone drunk enough.