Got my first speeding ticket today.

[puniraptor]

117 in a 55 mph and construction zone

stud

I got 118 in a 45 school zone.

This oneupsmanship is not sustainable.

[420seriouscat69]

Fanning.  Call whoevs you call at the court house and get diversion.  Will cost like double or something, but it stays off your record.

Note: May not be able to do this due to school zone.  No clue.

Another pro tip: Dont do this. refer to Pro Tip #1.

Last time I bought a car and went in to my insurance company to get coverage started on it, they did something on their computer and told me about my speeding tickets and when I got them to the day, all without me saying crap.

I would assume that either: 1. my insurance joint is much higher tech than yours, or 2. what your saying wont work

  sounds like your agent is a dick...Seeing as how fanning is a shitty driver and just totaled his car, I assume that he wont be purchasing a new car soon though. Either way, every insurance company runs MVR's from time to time, but they have no reason to run it once the policy is started. Thats why I suggested not saying anything. As far as paying double the ticket price in the hopes that it wont show up on your record that your insurance company probably wont look at again, so that you might save some money on your insurance.... I guess thats for people to decide on their own

I'M NOT A SHITTY DRIVER!!!  just bad luck 

[j-dub]

I got a pretty legendary speeding ticket in my youth that I'm guessing nobody on here can top

i went to jail once 

[KSUBrian]

117 in a 55 mph and construction zone

stud

I got 118 in a 45 school zone.

This oneupsmanship is not sustainable.

F you mfers. I did that and was drunk!!

[eastcat]

I passed a Delaware state trooper near Bethany beach in 08' doing 85 in a 50 construction zone. He couldn't pull out in traffic so he stuck his hand out the window and flipped me off.

At first I was like 

Now when I tell the story i'm like 

[puniraptor]

I did 300 in a 0 mph school construction zone crosswalk. The ticket was for lethal injection but I got a diversion.

[slobber]

117 in a 55 mph and construction zone

stud

I got 118 in a 45 school zone.

STUD

[slobber]

117 in a 55 mph and construction zone

stud

I got 118 in a 45 school zone.

This oneupsmanship is not sustainable.

F you mfers. I did that and was drunk!!

STUpiD

[slobber]

I did 300 in a 0 mph school construction zone crosswalk. The ticket was for lethal injection but I got a diversion.

F14 Fighter Pilot captured and escaped POW camp but can't tell the actual details STUD!!!

[KSUBrian]

117 in a 55 mph and construction zone

stud

I got 118 in a 45 school zone.

This oneupsmanship is not sustainable.

F you mfers. I did that and was drunk!!

STUpiD

 

[The Big Train]

I know a guy who has size like 127 feet and rode a bike(he ruined a LOT of shoes) anyways he got a ticket doing 137 on I70 back towards Salina.  He witnessed a guys head explode out by the airport...never rode again.

Also I have never had a ticket 

[sonofdaxjones]

For next time Fanning.

[TBL]

For next time Fanning.

Always good advice for the youngsters.

[Trim]

I took a ticket of GCCPAkat's to trial and found out during trial there was another half of the story that GCCPAkat didn't tell me.