things we (all of us at goEMAW.com) can patent and make money off of

[kim carnes]

 

[steve dave]

A car that runs on air and the exhaust is gold nuggets and it has a spot to hide booze and energy drinks and it's edible

[Institutional Control]

Edible underwear. $$$$$

[puniraptor]

A car that runs on air and the exhaust is gold nuggets and it has a spot to hide booze and energy drinks and it's edible

This was already invented but suppressed by the government/big oil.

[Cire]

A winning lottery number generator.

[Frankenklein]

A cure for Herps.  We'd make a killing off of one board member alone.

look dude, these are things that we can realistically come up with. what about gloves that have a secret pouch in them for a cigarette or something? 

also, invisible cigarettes? or maybe the opposite...cigarettes that are like glow sticks or something and light up when you "snap" them? cigarettes that are flavored like food? bacon flavored cigs? bacon lettuce tomato flavored ciggies? cigs that have actual food inside of them and not just flavored? like actual ciggies with bacon and lettuce and chopped up tomatoes inside of the ciggy? cigs that are infused with alcohol? captain morgan cigs? gin and tonic? double gin and tonic cigs. premium cigs, like if you don't just want well gin and want bombay sapphire flavored? just the flavor or actual alcohol? non-alcohol flavored g and t cigs and actual alcohol g and t cigarettes?

  Non lethal cigarettes 

[AbeFroman]

Breastmilk flavored LSD

[AppleJack]

a legless horse.

rick, clearly i wasnt obvious. i guess what i was trying to get at was if we somehow cut a horses legs off and filled with alcohol or energy drinks. make sense?

[pissclams]

 

Legal cocaine

legal heroin and massive massages in singapore.  thoughts?

[jtksu]

Legal cocaine

legal heroin and massive massages in singapore.  thoughts?

Massive massages?  Is this a massage given by a massive lady or a regular sized lady giving a massive guy a massage?  Either way, I dont have a use for 'em.

[steve dave]

Legal cocaine

legal heroin and massive massages in singapore.  thoughts?

Singapore massages sound kind of gross. Pass.

[Stevesie60]

I called my computer nerd friend last night to tell him about an awesome app that I invented. It had already been invented. Basically, it picks a random shot for you to take when you're out at the bars. But you can choose if you want it to be sweet, gross, have whiskey, etc. I was pretty sad watching my potential millions of dollars float out the window.

[SdK]

OMG!

[Cire]

How can we make money off on chings movie generator?

[Dr Rick Daris]

How can we make money off on chings movie generator?

sell it as part of a three piece combo-pak along with an energy shot that comes in something shaped like a condom wrapper and a pack of smokes with glow in the dark cigs? 

[wetwillie]

I called my computer nerd friend last night to tell him about an awesome app that I invented. It had already been invented. Basically, it picks a random shot for you to take when you're out at the bars. But you can choose if you want it to be sweet, gross, have whiskey, etc. I was pretty sad watching my potential millions of dollars float out the window.

What is the app called?

[Stevesie60]

I called my computer nerd friend last night to tell him about an awesome app that I invented. It had already been invented. Basically, it picks a random shot for you to take when you're out at the bars. But you can choose if you want it to be sweet, gross, have whiskey, etc. I was pretty sad watching my potential millions of dollars float out the window.

What is the app called?

Not sure, my business partner (that's what I'm calling him now) is in charge of that. Don't download it though, we might make one and let it be free and then use ads to obtain our millions.