diagnose steve dave's illness

[Bloodfart]

if it was a poison dart frog a) you'd already be dead but b) is there a better looking frog on the market right now? no way.

man if it was a poison dart frog i could've had so much hipster cred in hell

No denied poisonous frogs are gay, which equals every condemed soul raping you in eternal fire of hell.   

[0.42]

i've decided that skeptical frog is in my throat, because right now when i talk it sounds like you should probably rethink what you're telling me (or thinking about telling me)

[steve dave]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

[EllToPay]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

popsicles.

[slobber]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

popsicles.

I have never had popsicles. Sounds awful. Is it deadly?

[bakerman]

wasn't it popsicles in conjunction with red(?) gatorade that cured everything?

[Rage Against the McKee]

When I played high school football, the booster club gave us popsicles at the end of practice sometimes. Let me tell you, there is nothing better than a popsicle after you have been sweating your ass off for 2.5 hours.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

Mucinex-D is probably the greatest thing ever invented. Take some vitamin C, should help speed up the process. Are you sure you don't have allergies? They're pretty bad this year... 

[Kat Kid]

Buy some limes.  Squeeze a 4th out in the biggest mug you have then add ice water.  repeat.

[Dub]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

Unfortunately, coughs take time.  Best way to speed up the process is to make sure there are no setbacks.  Make sure you stay away from irritants (don't know whether you smoke/work with chemicals/etc).  Allergies can also irritate, as can dry air.  Get a humidifer and sit inside.  Keep doing what your doing with the water.  Best of luck.

[Pete]

UPDATE:  feel good. no swollen glands.  no headache.  no nasal congestion.  but, I now have a cough that won't go away.  so, MDs in this thread, what do I get a post sickness cough to go away?  I'm taking mucinex-d in the morning and nyquil at night.  I'm drinking tons of water.  what else should I do?  or, alternatively, has my cancer moved to my lungs?

Unfortunately, coughs take time.  Best way to speed up the process is to make sure there are no setbacks.  Make sure you stay away from irritants (don't know whether you smoke/work with chemicals/etc).  Allergies can also irritate, as can dry air.  Get a humidifer and sit inside.  Keep doing what your doing with the water.  Best of luck.

Is marijuana an irritant?  Steve is addicted to to it.

[sys]

get right with god, steve dave.

[kim carnes]

get right with god, steve dave.

+1 sys